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Alcohol and Cocktail (3)

What's The Fastest Way To Chill Wine?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Why Screw-Cap Wines Are Like Kirsten Dunst, And More Wisdom From A Master Sommelier

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
A Master Sommelier Schools Us In How To Choose A Wine Glass

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Baking (3)

Nailed It! on Netflix Is Bound To Make You Feel Better About Your Own Baking Skills

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
A Life-Altering Lesson From A Month Of Baking Pies

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
The Secret Of Baking Great Pies Is Love, Not Fear

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Burger Joints (5)

In-N-Out Sues Annoying Internet Prankster For Impersonating Its CEO

By Kate Bernot Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: McDonald's Fries, Beer, Milk

By Kate Bernot Read More
Shake Shack Fan's Shoutout To The Chefs Goes Viral

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Author Who Wrote 7 Novels From A Hardee's Finally Gets The Shoutout He Deserves

By Kate Bernot Read More
Wendy's Went From Wholesome Fast-Food Darling To Dickish Internet Troll

By Kevin Pang Read More

Chicken Chains (2)

KFC's Smoky Mountain BBQ Chicken Continues The Hot Streak For Fast Food Fried Chicken

By Kevin Pang Read More
KFC Crisis, Day 13: Now The Gravy Is In Peril [UPDATED]

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Coffee And Tea (2)

California Judge Rules That Coffee Has To Come With A Cancer Warning

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Coffee Is The Opposite Of Weed In Your Body, Study Finds

By Kate Bernot Read More

Coffee Shops (5)

Starbucks' Crystal Ball Frappuccino Failed To Predict Its Own Social Media Failure

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Starbucks Has Achieved Pay Equity In The U.S., Ahead Of Most Everyone Else

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Horseback Rider Denied Service At Starbucks Drive-Thru Finally Tastes Redemption

By Kate Bernot Read More
Hey, Even Oprah Has To Spell Out Her Name At Starbucks Sometimes

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Dunkin' Donuts' Girl Scout-Cookie Coffees Are An Unholy Alliance Of Two Great Things

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Cook (10)

Does Refrigerating Tomatoes Zap Their Flavor?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Does Cooking With Sprouted Garlic Make Food Taste Bad?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Don't Judge Us For These Bizarre And Delicious Sandwich Combos

By Kevin Pang Read More
Spread The Love: Tips And Tricks To Make You A Master Of Homemade Mayo

By Kate Bernot Read More
Let's Make The Crispy Open-Faced Quesadilla From Somebody Feed Phil

By Kevin Pang Read More
Creative Ways To Repurpose Leftover Corned Beef

By Kevin Pang Read More
Does Sparkling Water Hydrate As Well As Still Water?

By Kate Bernot Read More
How Long Can I Keep Kimchi In The Fridge?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Why Are Candy-Coated Fennel Seeds Served At Indian Restaurants?

By Kevin Warwick Read More
Are Brown Eggs Healthier And Tastier Than White Eggs?

By Kate Bernot Read More

Cooking (6)

Bacon Is Great, But Candied Bacon Is Better

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Make Sausage Egg Cups The Night Before For Instant Breakfast The Next Morning

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
My Mom's Cheapo Wine Sangria Is Better Than All Your Fancy Versions

By Kate Bernot Read More
Master These Essential Potato Dishes Of Ireland

By A.E. Dwyer Read More
How To Make My Mother's Stuffed Shells, A 3-Cheese Crowd Pleaser

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
You're A Green One, Mr. Grinch: Boris Karloff's Guacamole Recipe

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Drinks (14)

Start With Aquavit For A Better Bloody Mary

By Kate Bernot Read More
How To Get Started With Brewing Kombucha

By Eric Lomonaco Read More
Ease Yourself Into The Singular Joy Of Sake

By Jeff Cioletti Read More
Beer Of The Week: Guinness Draught Stout

By Kate Bernot Read More
Barley Wine—beer's Stern Grandpa With A Heart Of Gold

By Jacob Dean Read More
Hangover Helper: Chug Some Pickle Juice, Do Push-Ups, And Eat A Cobb Salad

By Kate Bernot Read More
There's A Sparkling Wine For Every Occasion And Price

By Kate Bernot Read More
Enter The Puckering World Of Sour Beers Through Flanders Red

By Andrew Gill Read More
Beer Of The Week: Elysian Avatar Jasmine IPA

By Kate Bernot Read More
Why Rosé Cider Is The Beverage Of The Moment

By Kate Bernot Read More
Where To Hop Into The Bitter World Of IPAs

By Andrew Gill Read More
Beer Of The Week: Stone Exalted IPA

By Kate Bernot Read More
Glitter Beer Is Here For More Casual Nights At The Club

By Kate Bernot Read More
Could You Homebrew Beer In An Instant Pot?

By Kate Bernot Read More

Exclusives (2)

Andrew Zimmern Picks The Best- And Worst-Tasting Animals

By Kevin Pang Read More
Ice Cream Makes Everything Better—even Science

By Kevin Pang Read More

Food History (1)

Coke Will Sell A Boozy Beverage For Only The Second Time In Its History

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Grilling and Smoking (1)

Brooklyn Barbecue Got Smoked On Twitter Today

By Kevin Pang Read More

Grocery (5)

Which Is The Tastiest Kosher-For-Passover Potato Chip?

By Nick Leggin Read More
Carrot Cake Yogurt Offers Guilt-Free Indulgence Without The Requisite Post-Nap

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
The Takeout's BBQ Sauce Smackdown

By Kevin Pang Read More
Which Non-Alcoholic Beer Is Marginally Better Than Just Drinking Water?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Don't Be The Sad Person Who Makes Mug Cakes From A Mix

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Mexican (2)

With Taco Bell's Strawberry Skittles Freeze, You May Actually Taste The Rainbow

By Kevin Pang Read More
Taco Bell To Launch Sauce Packet-Flavored Chips In Grocery Stores—without Diablo

By Kate Bernot Read More

News (177)

Pixar's Latest Short Is About A Giggly Chinese Dumpling And Oh God Why Am I Already Crying

By Kevin Pang Read More
Orthodox Jews Are Promoting Their Faith Via Local TV Cooking Segments

By Kevin Pang Read More
Simple Color-Coded System Combats Jerk Customers Who Harass Restaurant Servers

By Kate Bernot Read More
Good Friday Becomes Great Friday As Irish Can Finally Drink In Pubs Today

By Kate Bernot Read More
Yankees Can't Put Player Faces In Beer Foam Without Express Written Consent Of Major League Baseball

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Why Would You Let An Owl Be The Ring-Bearer?

By Kevin Pang Read More
World's Hardest Rapper Drake Now Endorsed By Canadian Salad Chain

By Kate Bernot Read More
FDA Will Attempt To Define Foods That Are "Healthy" And "Natural"

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Yo Ho! Uproarious Yale Jokester Engages In Tofu-Themed Campus Caper

By Kate Bernot Read More
Rejoice! Tip-Stealing Loophole Is Pretty Much Dead Now

By Kate Bernot Read More
Washington State Bans Schools From Lunch-Shaming Kids Who Can't Pay

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Inventor Of Blue Moon To Launch Cannabis-Infused, Non-Alcoholic Beer

By Kate Bernot Read More
McDonald's Starts Phasing Out Plastic Straws In The U.K.

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
How To Finally Organize Your Spices Like An Expert

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Wedge Issue: Jojos Are The Paragon Of Fried Potatoes

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Do You Use A Top Sheet On Your Bed?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Chef With Zero Fucks Left Carves A Deer Leg In Front Of Vegan Protesters

By Kate Bernot Read More
Montana Pita Pit Employee Fired For Spitting On Customer's Food

By Kate Bernot Read More
Zachary Quinto Called Out For Using Fake Name At Starbucks

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Massachusetts Cops Try To Win Goodwill With An Ice Cream Truck

By Kate Bernot Read More
Incognito Cub Kris Bryant Crashes A Baseball Fantasy League Disguised As Pizza Guy

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
2017 Was A Banner Year For Craft Brewery Openings—and Closings

By Kate Bernot Read More
Eating The Right Food Could Even Help Treat Depression

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Last Call: A Salute To Ricky Jay, The Greatest Card Handler Of Our Time

By Kevin Pang Read More
What's The Best Meal You've Ever Had?

By William Hughes Read More
Record-Breaking Pizza From Heaven Contains 111 Cheeses

By Kate Bernot Read More
Cheddar Bay Biscuits Now Come In Waffle Form, Thus Lobster-And-Waffles Exists

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Heineken Pulls Offensive "Lighter Is Better" Ad

By Kate Bernot Read More
French Waiter Claims He Was Fired For Being Too French

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Please Don't Call 911 And Ask For Pepperoni Pizza

By Kate Bernot Read More
Holy Fudge: Petition Claims Sweet Jesus Ice Cream Shop Is "hate Speech"

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: The Magic Of Banana Bread, Jumpsuits, And Hong Kong Trams

By Kevin Pang Read More
I Hope You're Ready For An Unforgettable Luncheon Of Gorillaz Mashed Up With "Steamed Hams"

By Kevin Pang Read More
Why Have Americans Stopped Eating Turtle?

By David McCowan Read More
Simpsons-Themed Dinner Party Features "Really Ripping Lentil Soup" and "Nachos Flanders-Style"

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Most Foods Advertised During Sports Games Are The Opposite Of What Athletes Eat

By Kate Bernot Read More
Some NYC Restaurants Renting Out Bathrooms And Workspaces To Make Ends Meet

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Stop Messing With Our Ketchup, Man

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Crop-Duster Dropped Easter Candy For Kids, And It May Be Covered In Herbicide

By Kate Bernot Read More
Egg-Sized Snack Avocados Could Solve At Least One Of The World's Problems

By Kate Bernot Read More
Odd Vintage Cookbooks Feature Vampires, Cannibalism, A Thousand Ways To Please A Husband

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
The Secret To A Successful Diet May Be Eating Only When You're Hungry—which Is Why It's So Hard

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Last Call: Read This Unsettling, Psychological Page-Turner

By Kate Bernot Read More
Crawfish Hanging On A Beer Can Smoking A Cigarette Is This Weekend's Mascot

By Kate Bernot Read More
NYC's Hot New Pop-Up Is A House Full Of Egg Stuff

By Kate Bernot Read More
Heretic Dares Suggest There Are Too Many Snack Flavors

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Issues Key Opinion: Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches

By Kate Bernot Read More
Noted Opioids Expert Kellyanne Conway Says Cure For Epidemic Is Ice Cream And French Fries

By Kate Bernot Read More
Insufferable Dweeb Sues Pabst Over The Water Used To Brew Olympia Beer

By Kate Bernot Read More
TIL There's A Right Way To Split An English Muffin

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Kids Draw The Darnedest Things

By Kate Bernot Read More
New Beer Yeast Could Make Hops Irrelevant

By Kate Bernot Read More
Well-Done Meat Not Only Sucks, It Also May Be Linked To High Blood Pressure

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Cans Of Hot Dog Chili Recalled For Containing Chicken And Dumplings

By Kate Bernot Read More
Reddit Shut Down Its Beer-Trading Forum And Neckbeards Are Devastated

By Kate Bernot Read More
Only In L.A.: Armie Hammer Babysat A Restaurant So Halle Berry Could Get Delivery

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Last Call: Big Ups To The Under-Appreciated Edge Of Tomorrow

By Kevin Pang Read More
Everything I Know About Life I Learned At Al's Deli

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ben Carson Throws Wife Under Bus For That $31,000-Table Scandal

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Behold The Culinary Masterpiece Of Rick And Morty In Pie Form

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Surprisingly Helpful Google Maps Update Shows Restaurant Wait Times

By Kate Bernot Read More
Actual Ham Burglar Is Stealing Barbecue Across St. Louis

By Kate Bernot Read More
We Can't Stop Watching This Woman Dominate A Cotton-Candy Eating Contest

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Watch Two Sacramento Kings Fans Eat Mayo From The Jar During A Game

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: What Did You All Think Of A Wrinkle In Time?

By Kevin Pang Read More
Besides Foil, What Else Should You Keep Out Of The Microwave?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Possibly Impaired Driver Unfortunately Mistakes Jail For Drive-Thru

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Beer May Be The Salvation Of Endangered German Restaurants

By Kate Bernot Read More
McDonald's Continues Its Self-Improvement Kick, Vows To Reduce Greenhouse Gas Emissions

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Tom Brady Hates Strawberries Because He Used To Smell Them A Lot

By Kate Bernot Read More
Fake Pub In Detroit Banned Fake Irish People On St. Patrick's Day

By Kate Bernot Read More
Master Of Naan: The Takeout guide To South Asian Breads

By Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya Read More
Good News: Coffee And Tea Are Apparently Not Dehydrating You

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Jeopardy! champ Ken Jennings Has A Pancake Hack To Share

By Kate Bernot Read More
Pickle Slushies Will Invade Sonic This Summer

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
You Can Unofficially Name Guy Fieri's Hairs For $10 A Strand

By Kate Bernot Read More
Water-Filtering System Claims It Could Make Any Pizza Taste Like New York's

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Area Man's Superpower Is Eating Chipotle For 500 Days Straight

By Kevin Pang Read More
Kenosha, Wisconsin Hosted World's Laziest Beer Run

By Kate Bernot Read More
Got Platypus Milk?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Our Favorite Award-Eligible Stories from The Takeout this Week

By Kevin Pang Read More
Last Call: Getting Eaten By Piranhas Is The Worst Way To Go

By Kevin Pang Read More
Pie Goals: The Geometric Creations Of Loko Kitchen

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Today In Millennial Demands: They Want Convenient "Ethical" Snacks

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Purple-Glitter-Sour-Peeps Beer Is The Easter/April Fool's Day Creation No One Asked For

By Kate Bernot Read More
Blue Apron To Sell Food Kits In Stores, A.k.a. "grocery Shopping"

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
This Is Not A Drill: 7-Eleven Debuts DIY Tater-Tot Bar

By Kate Bernot Read More
I Want It Agave: Backstreet Boys To Launch Tequila Brand

By Kate Bernot Read More
Grade A Dumbasses Steal Vending Machine

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Plant-Based "faux Meat" now Made For Dogs, Who Eat Poop Off The Ground

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Behold The DuckTales Theme Song In Hindi

By Kevin Pang Read More
I Was A Bouncer In Chicago On St. Patrick's Day

By Brian McNally Read More
Restaurant Manager Sues For $1 Million, Claiming He Was Bit By Venomous Spider

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Skyline Makes Its Chili Even Less Photogenic For St. Patrick's Day

By Kate Bernot Read More
IHOP Server Suspended After Asking Black Diners To Pre-Pay

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Throwing Away Food Doesn't Mean You're Evil (Probably)

By Kate Bernot Read More
TIL The Names For The 3 Parts Of A Big Mac Bun

By Kevin Pang Read More
Report: No Shit, Women In Hospitality Earn Less Than Men Do

By Kate Bernot Read More
Derrrhhhh Ex machina: Flippy The Burger-Flipping Robot Fired For Sucking At Job

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
This Beer Wants The Government To Address Gun Violence

By Kate Bernot Read More
Oh Great, The Bottled Water You're Drinking Probably Contains Tiny Bits Of Plastic

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Last Call: Oh Man Look At These Beautiful Chickens

By Kevin Pang Read More
The Takeout's Guide To Persian Food

By Garin Pirnia Read More
Empty On The Inside: Trump Jr.'s Chocolate Rabbit Interview Gets Memed

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Hanoi Restaurant Where Barack Obama And Anthony Bourdain Ate Enshrines Their Table In Glass

By Kate Bernot Read More
Why McDonald's New Tech Can Mean Longer Drive-Thru Times

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Charming Maine Restaurant Taking Reservations By Snail Mail Is Twee As Fuck

By Kate Bernot Read More
Kick Out The Jam: Brits Scandalized By Order Of Scone Fillings

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Hey Assholes, Don't Steal Beer From Monks Who Brew For Charity

By Kate Bernot Read More
How Restaurants Can Make Dining Out Seamless For Blind People

By Dr. Hoby Wedler Read More
Last Call: Real Estate Porn And Internet Trolls

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Restaurant Servers Detail The Harassment They Put Up With To Earn Tips

By Kate Bernot Read More
IKEA Set To Create The Fast Food Of The Future With Insects, Algae, And Mealworms

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Man Who Created Rubik's Cube Out Of Cheese Deserves Our Respect

By Kate Bernot Read More
Chinese Takeout May Have The Salt Of 5 Big Macs, U.K. Group Warns

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
USDA Scraps Rules Requiring Organic Livestock Have Room To Stand Up, Stretch

By Kate Bernot Read More
Jelly Bean Rankings Reveal A Surprising New National No. 1

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
America's Gone Ham For Taco Bell Nacho Fries

By Kevin Pang Read More
Apple Is Withholding Life-Altering, Crumb-Free Keyboards From Us

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Perfect Cocktail Ratios And How To Make An Origami Playing Card Bookmark

By Kevin Pang Read More
Lord Have Mercy On Your Casserole: In Praise Of Church Cookbooks

By Marnie Shure Read More
Good News, Person Watching The Notebook: It's Okay To Eat A Pint Of Ice Cream Now

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
There Is A Beer Named Shirtless Putin Nuzzling With Dolphins

By Kate Bernot Read More
Supermarkets Are The New Singles Hotspot

By Kate Bernot Read More
No, you're Crying Over The Waffle House Server Winning A Scholarship After Helping Elderly Customer

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Supermarket's Gender-Neutral Mother's Day Card Riles Up The Pearl-Clutchers

By Kate Bernot Read More
It's Official: People Who Choose Organic Food Are Judgmental Dicks

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Woman Suing Florida Restaurant Claims Drag Queen's Breast Caused Her Grave Injury

By Kate Bernot Read More
A 60-Second Intro To Oaxacan Food

By Kate Bernot Read More
Swing High And thwap: How The Greeks Make Their Octopus Delicious And Tender

By Elena Bruess Read More
Last Call: The Magic Of Cocktail Shrubs

By Kevin Pang Read More
Fucking Rich People Ruining Everything, Even Wine

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
A Ball Pit Made Of 30,000 Beer Cans Doesn't Sound Fun At All

By Kate Bernot Read More
Billy Corgan Says "so Oolong" To His Tea Shop For Now

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Colorado Family Just Bought And Ate A Box Of Cereal That Expired In 1997

By Kate Bernot Read More
Lawmakers Introduce Bill To Block Employers From Pocketing Tips

By Kate Bernot Read More
God Bless Ranch Dressing, And May God Bless The United States Of America

By Shannon Nico Shreibak Read More
Last Call: Do We Have A Playlist For You

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Professor Tallies 2,000 Video-Game Soda Machines

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Why The Dining World Is Obsessed With Pop-Up Restaurants

By Kate Bernot Read More
Peyton Manning And Papa John's Relationship Is In An Awkward Place

By Kate Bernot Read More
McDonald's Flips Its Arches For International Women's Day

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
BrewDog's Pink IPA, A "beer For Girls," Gets Lost In Translation

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: A Magical Show, Mezcal, And A Stage Act Using Shaving Cream

By Kevin Pang Read More
What's The Difference Between All Those International Yogurts?

By Kate Bernot Read More
The U.K. Attempts To Put The Whole Country On A Diet

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Denver's Cooks Ditch Hot Kitchens For Bigger Bucks In Marijuana Industry

By Kate Bernot Read More
Study: Encouraging Teens To Diet Screws Up Their Attitudes Toward Food

By Kate Bernot Read More
Watch Two Dudes Make A Salad In One Second

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Last Call: Pop Mashups And A Surrealist Graphic Designer

By Kevin Pang Read More
How To Eat Dim Sum Like An Expert, Part 2

By Kevin Pang Read More
Metallica Looking To Put Actual Whiskey In A Jar

By Kate Bernot Read More
French Killjoys Treasonously Suggest Their Country Lay Off The Wine

By Kate Bernot Read More
Millennial Food Review Site The Infatuation Welcomes Grandpa Zagat To Cohabitate

By Kate Bernot Read More
McDonald's To Start Using Fresh Beef In Their Burgers

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
A Crazy Chicken Lady Explains The Egg-Inception Photo That's All Over Twitter

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Two Worthy Book Recommendations

By Kevin Pang Read More
Who's The Man That Unveiled The Puerto Rican Flag At The Oscars? An American Hero, That's Who.

By Kevin Pang Read More
New Apps Promise A Perfect Future Where You'll Never Wait For A Restaurant Check Again

By Kate Bernot Read More
Why A New Orleans Restaurant Charges Black And White People Different Prices For The Same Meal

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Wanted: Red Or A White—or In Jon Bon Jovi's Case, A Rosé

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
British Cheese Festival Runs Out Of Fairly Crucial Item

By Kate Bernot Read More
Watch The Mesmerizing Spectacle Of Whipped Cream In A Vacuum

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Days Since Trump Last Consumed A Cheeseburger: 17

By Kate Bernot Read More
Our Favorite Award-Eligible Stories from The Takeout this Week

By Kevin Pang Read More
Last Call: A Shameless Plug For A Movie I Made

By Kevin Pang Read More
Benevolent Australian Children Invite Giant Spider To Breakfast

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Hero Bakery Truck Driver Gives Away Cakes During Snowy Traffic Jam

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
GrubHub Compiled An Online Binder Full Of Women-Led Restaurants

By Kate Bernot Read More
Trump's Tariff On Aluminum Sucks For Breweries

By Kate Bernot Read More
You May Need To Get The Lead Out Of Your Protein Powder

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Pizzeria Prank Call Becomes A Lesson In Human Decency

By Kate Bernot Read More
These Historical Menus Show How Drastically The Way We Eat Has Changed

By Kevin Pang Read More
Last Call: A Writer Reveals His Fashion Addiction, And A Cute Chef Dog

By Kevin Pang Read More
Booze Trademark Dispute Descends Into Spying And Conspiracy Theories

By Kate Bernot Read More
Science Is Still Figuring Out How We Know We're Thirsty

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
What's The Deal With NASCAR Hot Dogs?

By Kate Bernot Read More

Pizzerias (3)

Papa John's Rebounds With Drag Racing After NFL Breakup

By Kate Bernot Read More
Domino's Topped Pizza Hut By Wooing Millennials

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Stubbly 30-Something White Dude Claims Pizza Hut Stole His Likeness

By Kate Bernot Read More

Reviews (10)

Ask The Salty Waitress: What Can I Do About This Crazy Loud Restaurant?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: What Should I Do When My Toddler Makes A Mess Of The Table?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Is It Weird To Read A Book At Dinner?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Is It Wrong To Expect My Mega-Rich Friend To Pay For Dinner?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Should I Bring My Kid To A Tavern?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Why Does The Server Ask If My Wife And I Need Separate Checks?

By Kate Bernot Read More
The Takeout's exhaustive Guide To Fast Food Sauces

By Kevin Pang Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Can I Get A Clean Fork Over Here?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Is It Okay For Adults To Order From The Kids' Menu?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Should I Tip In Cash Or On A Card?

By Kate Bernot Read More

Smoothie and Shake (1)

A Smoothie Made Out Of The Entire McDonald's Menu Is Probably Not The Best Idea

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Stores And Chains (2)

Trader Joe's Is Selling A $1 Wine Perfect For Sneaking Into Movie Theaters

By Jacob Dean Read More
Costco Here To Save Us All With $6,000 Doomsday Food Kit

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Traditions (1)

Cool Royal Couple Snubs Traditional Wedding Fruitcake

By Gwen Ihnat Read More