Crawfish Hanging On A Beer Can Smoking A Cigarette Is This Weekend's Mascot

Smoking is dangerous, but this crawfish doesn't give a fuck. That's how he rolls, man, quit hassling him. It's been a long week.


A Twitter user posted this video of the crawfish last weekend, and since then the little rebel has racked up more than 46,000 retweets. Not only is he straight-up hanging off the Keystone can like Sly Stallone, he appears to repeatedly bring the cigarette to his lips—author's note: perhaps crawfish do not have lips, I'm no biologist—and take a drag.

We're not suggesting readers take up smoking, but we do think that everyone could learn a little bit from this crawfish's high levels of chill. Rock on, Pinchy.