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Baking (2)

Last Call: Cool Off This Summer With The Great British Baking Show

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Great British Baking Show's Martha Collison Offers Her Veteran Advice For Amateur Bakers

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Burger Joints (7)

Burger King Criticizes Women's "Pink Tax," But Won't Comment On Its Own Pay Equity

By Kate Bernot Read More
Shake Shack Cosplays As Bob's Burgers For San Diego Comic Con

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
McDonald's Wants To Give You Free Socks Today And Free Fries On The Regular

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Burger King Gifts Dog With Terminal Cancer Free Burgers For Life And Now I'm Verklempt

By Kate Bernot Read More
Florida Cop Not Letting Go Of His Tainted-Burger King Conspiracy Theory

By Kate Bernot Read More
Mummified 6-Year-Old McDonald's Meal Pulled From eBay [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot Read More
McDonald's Serving Muffin Toppers Prophesied By Seinfeld

By Kate Bernot Read More

Casual Dining (1)

Cheesecake Factory's 2,700-Calorie Breakfast Burrito Among "Winners" Of The Xtreme Eating Awards

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Chicken Chains (3)

Baby's Reward For Being Born In Chick-Fil-A Is Free Nugs For Rest Of Her Goddamn Life

By Kevin Pang Read More
The Price For Free Chick-Fil-A Today Is Your Dignity

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Y'all Really Like Eating At Chick-Fil-A, Huh

By Kate Bernot Read More

Coffee And Tea (3)

Last Call: Coffee Roasters Around The Country Are Receiving Mysterious Letters

By Kate Bernot Read More
Willie Nelson Launches Line Of CBD Coffee—wait, He Didn't Already Have One?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Coffee Soda Looks To Build A National Buzz

By Garin Pirnia Read More

Coffee Shops (5)

Starbucks To Open First U.S. "Signing Store" Staffed By ASL-Proficient Staff

By Kate Bernot Read More
McDonald's And Starbucks Joins Forces To Invent Compostable Cup Of The Future

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Starbucks To Replace Straws With New Type Of Lids By 2020

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
The Secret To Great Fried Chicken: Dunk In Brine Before Dunking In Oil

By Marah Eakin Read More
Dunkin' Employee Fired For Writing Insulting Note On Customer's Cup

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Cook (9)

What's Bologna? ¯\_(?)_/¯

By Kate Bernot Read More
Fill In The Blank: The Best Food To Put An Egg On Is...

By Kate Bernot Read More
For Great Scrambled Eggs, Slide Your Pan On And Off The Heat

By Kevin Pang Read More
Is It Safe To Save Your Wedding Cake For Future Anniversaries?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
What Should Be Your Go-To Butter: Salted Or Unsalted?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Why Do We Give An Apple To The Teacher?

By Jamie Kenney Read More
Top Chef's Gail Simmons Teaches You How To Cook Perfect Scrambled Eggs

By Kevin Pang Read More
Why Do We Eat Raw Fish And Beef, But Not Raw Chicken?

By Kate Bernot Read More
What's the Best Way To Keep Herbs Fresh?

By Kate Bernot Read More

Cooking (23)

How To Make Superior Pizza Sauce From Scratch

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Bacon Shortbread Is The Best Reason To Hoard Bacon Fat

By Stacey Ballis Read More
Is It Worth It To Make Your Own Crème Fraîche? Absolutely.

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
There Is No Wizardry—only Practice—to Perfect Poached Eggs

By Kate Bernot Read More
Peeled Carrot Cake Is A Delicious Mistake

By Ilana Gordon Read More
If I Can Make The Best Pizza Dough Of My Life, You Can Too

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Magic Carrot Soup Is Fine-Dining Fancy—from A Microwave

By A.E. Dwyer Read More
How To Make Maultaschen, Germany's Sacrilicious Meat Dumplings

By Adam H. Callaghan Read More
Breakfast Meat Scrapple: No Offal, Just Awful Good

By Stacey Ballis Read More
Saltine-Crusted Pork Tenderloin Is The Midwest On A Plate

By Kevin Pang Read More
Make Vichyssoise, The Classiest Cold Potato Soup

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
You Can't Beet Borscht For Chilled Summer Soup

By Kate Bernot Read More
Make Gazpacho, A Spanish Summer In Sippable Form

By Kevin Pang Read More
Yes Whey! You Can Make Yogurt In Your Slow Cooker

By Kate Bernot Read More
Make Bourbon Peach Cobbler In A Crock Pot Because Peaches + Booze + Slow Cooker = Dessert

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Hawaiian Macaroni Salad Will Have Guests Saying Mahalo

By Kevin Pang Read More
Are You Brave Enough To Make Vincent Price's Steak Diane?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Cheeseburger Grits Casserole For Brunch Is So Wrong And So Right

By Stacey Ballis Read More
If You've Never Made Meatloaf In A Crock-Pot, You're Missing Out

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Make Pho King Beef In Your Slow-Cooker

By Kevin Pang Read More
Do Fish And Chocolate Go Together? We Make The Tuna-Cacao Bite from Somebody Feed Phil

By Kevin Pang Read More
Frozen French Fries Are The Secret Shortcut For Spanish Tortilla

By Stacey Ballis Read More
Make Elotes Casserole: Mexican Street Corn Meets The Midwest

By Stacey Ballis Read More

Drinks (11)

Ask Kate About Beer: What's The Problem With Beer Flights?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ranking Frozen Cocktails, From Glorious To Garbage

By Kate Bernot Read More
How To Make A Perfectly Passable Margarita

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Beer Of The Week: Why Did It Take So Long To Put Anchor Steam In Cans?

By Kate Bernot Read More
What's Your Perfect Monday-Night Beer?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask Kate About Beer: What Exactly Is Cream Ale?

By Kate Bernot Read More
5 Beer-Menu Rules I Wish All Bars Would Follow

By Kate Bernot Read More
Chicago's Field Museum Has Released Its Own Delightfully Nerdy Gin

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Beer Of The Week: Say Helles Yeah To Schlafly Summer Lager

By Kate Bernot Read More
Add A Spoonful Of Yuzu Marmalade To All Your Drinks

By Kevin Pang Read More
Ask Kate About Beer: What Beer Can I Drink If Can't Stomach Hops?

By Kate Bernot Read More

Food History (1)

Last Call: The Bizarre Prehistoric History Of Bananas And Other Produce

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Grocery (2)

Which Breakfast Cereal Makes The Most Delicious Cereal Milk?

By Kevin Pang Read More
A Blind Taste Test To Determine The Best Hot Dogs

By Kevin Pang Read More

Mexican (5)

Jars Of Taco Bell Queso Dip Recalled Due To Botulism Fears

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Court: Taco Bell Can Keep Employees On-Site During Breaks If They Want Discounted Food

By Kate Bernot Read More
Today In Taco Bell News: One Tragic Story, One Charming Tale

By Kate Bernot Read More
Taco Bell Reveals That Nacho Fries Are Back In Demolition Man-Themed Trailer

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Taco Bell Is America's Best Stoner Restaurant, High Times declares

By Kate Bernot Read More

News (182)

Eating On A Small Plate May Not Trick Your Dumb Brain Into Thinking There's More Food

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Retired Politician And His Good Buddy Meet Up For Ham Sandwiches

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Mild Dehydration Could Be To Blame For Your Brain Fog

By Kate Bernot Read More
The Strange Reason Coach Jim Harbaugh Doesn't Think You Should Eat Chicken

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Petitioners Demand Netflix Cancel "body-Shaming" Show Insatiable

By Kate Bernot Read More
Super-Fan Risks Felony To Get Arizona Wildcats Cable Package At A Local Restaurant

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Somebody Please Help This Rich Finance Guy Complete His 100 Best Restaurants Bucket List

By Kate Bernot Read More
Thinking About Eating Healthy Leads To Choosing Smaller Portions, Says Study From University Of Duhhh

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Chickens, Corn Syrup, So Many Pigs

By Kate Bernot Read More
Hawaiians Protest Midwestern Poke Restaurant Claiming Dibs On "Aloha" Name

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Study: Americans Have A "wine Awakening" At 29

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
The Story Of The Ex-Cop Who Rigged McDonald's Monopoly Game Is Straight-Up Fascinating

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Coke Prices Rise Thanks In Part To Trump's Aluminum Tariff

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Netflix Announces Fifth Season Of Chef's Table and 2 New Food-Related Series

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Hungry Kangaroos Overtake Australian Capital

By Kate Bernot Read More
Man Enjoys Can Of Beans And Mosh Pit Simultaneously

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Publix: No Dogs In Grocery Carts, No Exceptions

By Kate Bernot Read More
Numberless Scale Provides Weight-Loss Feedback Via Colors

By Kate Bernot Read More
The Correct Way To Eat Xiao Long Bao, The World's Most Magnificent Soup Dumplings

By Kevin Pang Read More
When A Restaurant You Love Closes Its Doors For The Last Time

By Kristen Lee Read More
How To Expertly Pack A Cooler

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: We're Madly In Love With Marion Cotillard

By Kevin Pang Read More
Lance Armstrong Picked Up The Tab For His Haters' Dinner, Says Lance Armstrong

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Sound The gjallarhorn: Australia Has A Viking-Themed Restaurant

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Stop Freaking Out About Mayonnaise Ice Cream

By Kevin Pang Read More
Man's Attempt To Bribe Cops With Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Unsuccessful

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
350 People Caught Norovirus At A Single Food Court

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Please Read This 15-Page Plea For A White Wine Emoji

By Kate Bernot Read More
Chipotle Is Gunning For Taco Bell's Late-Night Customers

By Kate Bernot Read More
The Papas John Are Taking Their Battle To Court

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
How To Quickly DIY A Pizza With Whatever's In Your Kitchen

By Dennis Lee Read More
Anheuser-Busch's New Initiative: Improving Diversity In Beer Stock Photos

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: This Easy Test Will Tell You How Good Your Chocolate Is

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Getting Blitzed On Vacay Can Void Your Travel Insurance

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Necco Fans' Worst Fears Realized As Factory Is Abruptly Shuttered

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Stephen Colbert Tries To Scare Us Off Perfectly Safe Nuclear Wine

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Why $5 Is Fast Food's Magic Price Point

By Kate Bernot Read More
Jesus Saves: Religious People Likely To Spend Less On Groceries

By Kate Bernot Read More
British Soccer Club's Hot Dog Uniforms Are Frankly Adorable

By Kevin Pang Read More
Guy Fieri Launches Enthusiastic Chicken Chain Chicken Guy!

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: If Only We Had This Litter-Box Parasite, We'd Be So Successful Right Now

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Big Chicken Shaq, A Television Show, Is Coming. Two Guesses What It's About.

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
EU: Kit Kat's "Four-Finger" bar may Be Iconic, But It's Not A Trademark

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Marketing Bro Tries To Apologize For Using Human Tragedy To Sell Burgers

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Pizza Delivery Man Freed After 53 Days In ICE Custody

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
A 13-Year-Old Just Sold His Prize Ham For $1,000

By Kate Bernot Read More
Whole Foods-Amazon: "Nice Local Grocer You've Got, Shame If Free Delivery Happened To It"

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
How Much Can Parents Really Control Their Kids' Eating Habits? We Ask A Kid

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Globally, Everyone Gets Hungry At 7 P.m. And 2 A.m.

By Kate Bernot Read More
In Defense Of Shitty Nachos

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Last Call: Stuffed Animal Slumber Parties Are Reason 8,032 Why We Love Libraries

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Oh Thank Goodness, A Nice Story About Nice EMTs And A Nice Stranger And, Um, IHOP

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Good Lord, Now They've Come For Our Goldfish Crackers

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Video Of Tomato-Stealing Mailman Exonerates Wrongly Accused Squirrel

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
NHL Gets Mega Petty In Suit Against Knockoff Stanley Cup Beer Steins

By Kate Bernot Read More
New Restaurant Faces Fake Yelp Reviews, Extortion By Romanian Scammers

By Kate Bernot Read More
Walkers Shortbread Blames Butter For Crumby Profits

By Kate Bernot Read More
Martin Yan Is Chinese Cooking's Greatest Evangelist

By Kevin Pang Read More
Last Call: All Hail The Renaissance Faire

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
2018 Isn't Done With Us Yet: Ritz Products Under Precautionary Recall

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
This Star Trek Vodka Boldly Goes Where Blah Blah You Get It

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Try To Contain The Excitement Of Camilla's Royal Birthday Cake

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Baltimore Banishes Sugary Sodas From Kids' menus

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
American Cheese No Longer America's Cheese

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Chick-Fil-A Will Now Sell Meal Kits For Those Who Like Chicken But Hate Convenience

By Kevin Pang Read More
Meat Industry Beefs Up Propaganda To Combat "forced Vegetarianism" In The Workplace

By Kate Bernot Read More
Thousands Of People Want To Drink Putrid Mummy Juice Found In Egyptian Sarcophagus

By Kate Bernot Read More
Look At This Alleged Russian Spy's Wet Eggs

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
How Do Food TV Hosts Eat Gracefully On Camera?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Greetings From The World's Most Depressing City

By Kevin Pang Read More
Cheat Day Land Museum Here To Perpetrate Unhealthy Relationships With Food

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
BREAKING: Everyone Drinking More

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
British Grocer Introduces Weekly "Quieter Hour" For Shoppers With Autism

By Kate Bernot Read More
Woman Who Jumps Behind Burger King Counter To Help Cook is The Takeout's Employee Of The Month

By Kevin Pang Read More
Texans Bake Cookies, Roast Hot Dogs On Hot Car Dashboard

By Kate Bernot Read More
Takes-No-Shit Waitress Body-Slams Groping Customer

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Noodles & Co. Shake Off Long Slump Thanks To Non-Noodles

By Kate Bernot Read More
With Fava Beans And Chianti: What Would Humans Taste Like?

By Calle Hack Read More
Last Call: You Should Read Michael Pollan's Book On Psychedelics And Listen To Dinosaur Jr.

By Kate Bernot Read More
"Went To The Cemetery And Saw A Family Grilling On A Tombstone" Is not a Smiths Song

By Kevin Pang Read More
Restaurant To Family Of Girl Who Pocketed Tip Money: Return It And We'll Take Down The Video

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Check Out This Can With A Magic "Self-Activated" Straw

By Kate Bernot Read More
FDA commissioner: "An Almond Doesn't Lactate"

By Kate Bernot Read More
Processed Meats Like Bacon And Jerky Linked To Manic Episodes

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Still-Intact Human Sets Record For Watermelon Slicing On Stomach

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
OMG Papa John's And Wendy's Were TOTALLY In Merger Talks

By Kate Bernot Read More
10 Lessons Learned From A Pair Of Burger Cookbooks

By Kevin Pang Read More
Last Call: Summer's Halfway Over, So Get Out There And See Some Live Music

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Cinnabon Appetit: Our Favorite Mall Food Memories

By Kevin Pang Read More
Health Officials: Dragon's Breath Iced Dessert Sounds Fun, But Could Burn Your Esophagus

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Supermarket Forced To Throw Out A Reported $60K Worth Of Food After Buttholes Cut Power Lines

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
This Story About A Kid's Hot Dog Stand Has A Happy Ending, We Promise

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Sam's Club Cafés To Offer Polish Dog That Costco Abandoned

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Mother Of Teen With Nut Allergy Who Died After Eating Chips Ahoy! Calls For Packaging Changes

By Kate Bernot Read More
Lay's Releases 8 New Regional Chip Flavors, Like Deep Dish Pizza And Lobster Roll

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Well, I'll Be Deep-Fried! Iowa State Fair Unveils New Food Lineup

By Kate Bernot Read More
10 Items Or Death: The Cutthroat World Of Competitive Grocery Bagging

By Jon Yates Read More
Last Call: Watch "Dancing In The Street" Sans Music And Listen To David Lee Roth Sans Band

By Kate Bernot Read More
Art-Loving Patron Rips Restaurant Painting Right Off The Wall

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
TIL Wine Is Also Available In Shades Of Orange And Blue

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Yo Ho Ho, A Fire Has Destroyed 60,000 Liters Of Rum

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
The Chinese Northern Tree Shrew Can Beat You In A Hot Pepper-Eating Contest

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Virgin Mary Statue May Be Crying Olive Oil Tears For Us All

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
America's Test Kitchen Has A Food Truck Now

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Restaurant Criticized For Facebook Post Mocking Customer Who Paid In Coins

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Point Me To The Nearest Nap Store

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
A Stanley Cup Winner Proves Beer Helmets Are Key To Sinking Golf Putts

By Kate Bernot Read More
The Remains Of 5,300-Year-Old Mummy Reveal Actual Paleo Diet

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Chicago Is Now Spreading anti-Ketchup Propaganda On Expressways

By Kevin Pang Read More
This Week's Study: Full-Fat Dairy Isn't Going To Kill You

By Kate Bernot Read More
WeWork Bans Meat From Employee Events And Expense Reports

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
McDonald's Salads In Several States Dealing With McParasite

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Tone-Deaf Brewery Wants To Name Beers "Flint Michigan Tap Water," "Black Beers Matter"

By Kate Bernot Read More
Oh, Deer: A Beginner's Guide To Loving Venison

By Becca James Read More
Last Call: How Are You Celebrating National French Fry Day?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
FDA: Dogs' heart Disease Could Be Linked To Certain Veggie-Heavy Pet Foods

By Kate Bernot Read More
Pose helps Tell Its Family Story With Food—and Hey, It Got Renewed!

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
The Rock Probably Wants To Know What You Had For Lunch

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
A Beloved Japanese Whisky Is Headed To The U.S., And We Might Even Be Able To Afford It

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
CDC: Do Not Eat Kellogg's Honey Smacks [UPDATED]

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Millions Of People Watched A Lemon Roll Down A Hill

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Study: If You Favor Jif Peanut Butter Over Skippy, You're Probably A Conservative

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Giant "avozilla" is An Avocado Five Times Larger Than Regular Size

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Alabama Bars Sheriffs From Pocketing Excess Prison Food Funds, Which Was Totally Legal Yesterday

By Kate Bernot Read More
White House: John Kelly Was Displeased With Pre-NATO Breakfast Spread, Not Trump's Comments

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Bet You Butter Pecan't Guess Which Ice-Cream Flavor Is One Of America's Top 3

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Gummy Bears Helped Police Crack The Case Of A Naked Runner

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Stop Putting Weird Things On Pop-Tarts

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Louisiana Waiter Accused Of Stabbing Customer After Hot-Sauce-Drinking Contest

By Kevin Pang Read More
What's Your Go-To Dinner When It's Stupid Hot Outside?

By Kevin Pang Read More
LeBron James Teases Appearance At California Pizzeria, Then No-Shows

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Your Doctor May Know Less About Nutrition Than You'd Think

By Kate Bernot Read More
Rescued Thai Soccer Players Want Barbecue, Are Fed Plain Rice Instead

By Kate Bernot Read More
Experts: Don't Share Ice Cream With Your Adorable, Shit-Eating Dog

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
That Handmaid's Tale wine Is Already Cancelled (Yes, Actually Cancelled)

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Free 7-Eleven Slurpee Today Is The Last Nice Thing We Have

By Kevin Pang Read More
Last Call: Watch An Unknown Colonel Sanders on What's My Line?

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Crispy Microwaved Bacon, Science's Final Hurdle, May Be Within Reach

By Kevin Pang Read More
The Handmaid's Tale Has Branded Wine Now, And No. No. No. No. No. Just No. No.

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Lyin' Liar IHOP Says IHOB Name Change Was Fake

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
I Like Peanuts, But Keeping Other People Alive Seems Pretty Good Too

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Millennials Rejoice: Avocado Toast Now Available In Chocolate Bar Form

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Last Call: What's Your Worst Recipe Screw-Up?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Mitch McConnell Joins Club Of Politicians Angrily Confronted By Protesters At Restaurants

By Kevin Pang Read More
Kombucha Hasn't Been Widely Available In Cans—until Now

By Kate Bernot Read More
Latest Grocery Store Prank: Carving Creepy Messages Into "haunted" bananas

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Why Prince Louis' Christening Guests Will Be Eating 7-Year-Old Cake

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Does Drinking Sparkling Water Make You Hungry?

By Kate Bernot Read More
U.S. Derailed Global Breast-Feeding Resolution To Appease Baby-Formula Industry

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: Kermit The Frog Covers Talking Heads

By Kevin Pang Read More
Physicist Definitely Proves Why Wood-Fired Pizzas Taste [Chef's Kiss]

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Today In Prince Charles-Food News: A MasterChef Scandal And Cheese Pandering

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Hot Dog-Eating Contest Miscount Incites Nationwide Panic

By Kate Bernot Read More
Cadbury Invites Aspiring Willy Wonkas To Invent A New Chocolate Bar

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Kentucky Distillery Collapse Sends 9,000 Barrels Of Bourbon Crashing To Ground, Story Just Gets Worse [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot Read More
Last Call: What Does A Pizza With Extra-Extra-Extra Pepperoni Look Like?

By Kate Bernot Read More
TSA: Ma'am, I'm Going To Need To See Those Cheese Poofs

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Lawsuit Alleges Pork Cartel Conspired In Price-Fixing Conspiracy

By Kate Bernot Read More
Oi! British Pint Glasses Recalled For Shorting Drinkers 8 Milliliters

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
You'll Never Unsee U-S-A Inside The Word "Sausage"

By Kevin Pang Read More
19 Hospitalized After Some Dipshit Served Shit-Contaminated Food At Shitty Birthday Party

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Restaurants Make More Money By Cramming Us Onto Barstools

By Kate Bernot Read More
82-Year-Old Billionaire LaCroix CEO Accused Of Inappropriate Touching

By Kevin Pang Read More
Joey Chestnut Breaks Hot Dog-Eating Record; America Is Great Again

By Kate Bernot Read More
Tacopaj Is The Culinary Love Child Of Sweden And Mexico

By Jon Yates Read More
The Only Rule Of Wisconsin Brats Is That There Are Many Rules

By Nick Leggin Read More
Last Call: Enjoy This Patriotic Collection Of Fireworks Fail

By Kevin Pang Read More
Animal-Rights Activists Not Letting Go Of This Chicken-Truck Crash

By Kate Bernot Read More
Australian Customers Rage At Grocery-Store Staff Over Plastic-Bag Ban

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Please Rise And Remove Your Caps As This Chicken Pecks Out Our National Anthem

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
This Margarita-Sippin' Hot-Tub Chillin' Bear Is Ready To Celebrate 'MURICA!

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Record Amounts Of American Cheese Are Piling Up In Warehouses

By Kate Bernot Read More
Psychic World Cup-Predicting Octopus Did Not See This Coming

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Asshole Dog Steals Slice Of Pepperoni Pizza From Squirrel

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
What Are The Ideal Condiments On A Hot Dog?

By Kevin Pang Read More
Battle As Steak Or Foie Gras in Food Fantasy, A Fantastical Restaurant-Themed RPG

By Kate Bernot Read More
Cheers To The Takeout's Kate Bernot, America's Newest Certified Cider Professional

By Kevin Pang Read More
In Praise Of The Plain Hot Dog

By Marnie Shure Read More
Seattle Becomes Largest U.S. City To Ban Plastic Straws And Utensils

By Kevin Pang Read More
Vancouver Restaurant Manager Fired For Refusing To Serve Man Wearing MAGA Hat

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Dildo Brewing Company Opens For Business

By Kate Bernot Read More
Jimmy John's Driver Busts Cheating Boyfriend

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Pizzerias (6)

Papa John's Trying To Stop Papa John From Taking Over Papa John's

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Pizza Hut Resurrects Nightmarish Cheesy Bites Pizza Because... No Sports Today?

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Papa John's Founder Now Claims Extortion, Calls His Resignation "A Mistake"

By Kate Bernot Read More
Papa John's Evicts Papa John From Office, Plus More Updates On This Tire Fire

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Last Call: Goodbye Papa John's. Hello Elton John.

By Kevin Pang Read More
Papa John's Founder Resigns, Leaving Behind Legacy Of PR Dumpster fires [UPDATED]

By Gwen Ihnat Read More

Reviews (10)

Ask The Salty Waitress: What Can I Do About These Jerks At The Table Next To Me?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: How Do I Fix An Awkward Situation Between Grandma And The Server?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: What To Do If The Live Band Ruined Dinner?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Is It Wrong To Fill My Free Water Cup With Soda Water?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: How Should I Respond When People Throw Measly Change In My Tip Jar?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: How Do I Keep My Food From Getting Tossed While I'm In The Bathroom?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Yes, We're Actually Soliciting Ideas On What To Cook With Hot Dog Water

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: How Can I Get Rid Of Lingering Customers Who Hang Out For Hours?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: Is It Rude To Ask The Server To Throw Away My Trash?

By Kate Bernot Read More
Ask The Salty Waitress: My Family Is Way Underdressed For This Restaurant—should We Leave?

By Kate Bernot Read More

Steakhouses (2)

Beef Baron's New $1,200 Countertop Grill Promises To Produce The Rolls-Royce Of Steaks

By Kate Bernot Read More
LongHorn Steakhouse Hotline Is The Fourth Of July Version Of The Butterball Hotline

By Allison Shoemaker Read More

Stores And Chains (5)

Aldi U.K. Is Delivering Booze Now, Like It's Taunting Us Or Something

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Aldi's Color-Changing Gin Is Magical, Drinkable, And Unavailable Stateside

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Amazon And Whole Foods Will Give You $30 In Credit To Be Excited About Prime Day

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
Costco Phasing Out Polish Dog From Some Locations Because 2018 Doesn't Suck Enough

By Gwen Ihnat Read More
Aww Dammit, Costco Food Court's New Al Pastor Salad Is Made Of Soy

By Kate Bernot Read More