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Burger Joints (6)

McDonald's China Gives Customers A Brief, Glorious Taste Of Chili Oil Sundaes

By Dennis Lee Read More
UK Woman Calls The Fuzz After Missing McDonald's Breakfast Cutoff

By Lillian Stone Read More
McDonald's Throwback Thursday Deal: 25-Cent Burgers For Just A Little Consumer Data

By Dennis Lee Read More
Burger King Is Not Selling Tuna Salad Sandwiches, So Everyone Just Calm Down

By Lillian Stone Read More
Sorry, J Balvin Fans, Your McDonald's Merch Is Not Coming

By Dennis Lee Read More
Burger King's Rebrand Is Looking Like A Snack

By Allison Robicelli Read More

Casual Dining (1)

Sean Hannity Auditions For New Career As Olive Garden Spokesman

By Aimee Levitt Read More

Chicken Chains (4)

R.I.P. Popeyes Cajun Rice. Here's The Tribute You Deserve.

By Allison Robicelli Read More
New Dispatch From The Chicken Wars: Chick-Fil-A Goes Grilled

By Lillian Stone Read More
The One Fast Food Chain That Wants You To Love It Most Of All

By Lillian Stone Read More
The Quicker You Eat The KFC Chicken Sandwich, The Better

By Marnie Shure Read More

Cleaning (1)

New Samsung Robot Loads The Dishwasher, Probably Costs More Than 10 Dishwashers

By Allison Robicelli Read More

Coffee And Tea (8)

Dandelion Powder, So Powerful, So Miraculous, Will Displace Your Coffee (Maybe?)

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Not Your Average Joe: Coca-Cola With Coffee Has Arrived

By Marnie Shure Read More
Wait, Coffee Actually Hydrates You?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Researchers Develop Probiotic Tea And Coffee For Double The Gut Action

By Lillian Stone Read More
Let Us Praise The Humble Glory Of Swedish Egg Coffee

By Marnie Shure Read More
The Number-One Sign Of Drinking Too Much Coffee Is... What, Now?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Last Call: The Second Cup Of Coffee Is Always Bad, And Other Mysteries Of The Universe

By Marnie Shure Read More
Tchibo Made A Black Coffee Drinker Out Of Me

By Aimee Levitt Read More

Coffee Shops (5)

We Do Not Endorse This TikTok "Hack" For Homemade Starbucks Caramel Macchiatos

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Starbucks Will Be Instrumental In Washington State's Vaccine Rollout

By Lillian Stone Read More
Would You Buy A Salad From Dunkin'?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Starbucks' Pistachio Latte Excels As A Midday Diversion

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Dunkin' Releases Extra Charged Coffee, Which Is Exactly What You Think It Is

By Dennis Lee Read More

Cook (6)

Is White Meat Chicken Healthier Than Dark Meat Chicken?

By Marnie Shure Read More
What Does It Mean To Brown Meat?

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Guatemala's Cuisine Reflects Its Hearty Maya Heritage

By Rosalind Cummings-Yeates Read More
Why Don't We Drink Pig's Milk?

By Marnie Shure Read More
Do I Really Need To Use Cake Flour?

By Allison Robicelli Read More
What's The Best Way To Wash A Cast Iron Pan?

By Allison Robicelli Read More

Cooking (6)

Cafe Con Leche Ribbon Cake, A New Dessert Assembled From Past Failures

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Halfway To Cooking Greatness, I'm Discovering Recipes Inside Recipes

By Nick Leggin Read More
Let These Peanut Butter Marshmallows Upstage Your Mug Of Hot Cocoa

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Air Frying Turns Sad Frozen Vegetables Into The Best Thing You'll Eat This Year

By Allison Robicelli Read More
How To Say Goodbye To Alex Trebek: "What Is A Tourtière?"

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Clean Out Your Cabinets With Miso Ramen Halva

By Allison Robicelli Read More

Drinks (1)

The Cranberry Flush: A Sexy Sipper To Soothe Your Urinary Tract

By Emma Terhaar Read More

Exclusives (1)

Why The CEO Of A Meal Delivery Company Thinks The Microwave Is Poised For A Big Comeback

By Marnie Shure Read More

Fast Casual (3)

Chipotle Finds A New Way To Keep Customers In Their Cars

By Marnie Shure Read More
Chipotle's Cauliflower Rice Is Good On Paper—and Only On Paper

By Dennis Lee Read More
In 2021, Chipotle Resolves To Serve Carbless Cauliflower Rice

By Aimee Levitt Read More

Food History (4)

How Jell-O Wrestling Destroyed The Moral Fiber Of America—or Did It?

By Aimee Levitt Read More
TIL Ranch Dressing Was Invented By A Plumber In Alaska

By Lillian Stone Read More
Time Is A Flattened Fried Chicken Breast: A History Of The Chicken Sandwich Wars

By Dennis Lee Read More
Let's Take A Crawl Through The Life And Times Of Dirt Cups

By Aimee Levitt Read More

Gas Stations (1)

Al Roker Makes Wawa Run For Joe Biden's Favorite Snacks

By Allison Robicelli Read More

Grilling and Smoking (1)

Wisconsin Risotto Combines The Technique Of Northern Italy With The Flavor Of The Northern Midwest

By A.E. Dwyer Read More

Grocery (4)

Nissin Cup Noodles Stir Fry: Neither Ramen Nor Stir Fry, But Adequate Anyway

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Nestlé Is so Over Chocolate Chips, Moves On To Mix-Ins

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Can A Boxed Vegan Mac And Cheese Provide All The Comfort Of Kraft?

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Pucker Up, It's A Food-Flavored Lip Balm Taste Test

By Jessica Cantarelli Read More

Menu Items (1)

Boston Market Enters The Fried Chicken Sandwich Wars, Might Want To Rethink That Decision

By Dennis Lee Read More

Mexican (3)

Taco Bell Makes Mysterious Vow To "Interrupt" The Poultry Wars

By Lillian Stone Read More
Hark! Taco Bell Potatoes Have Risen! [Updated]

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Taco Bell Adds Plant-Based Meat To Its UK Menu

By Dennis Lee Read More

News (138)

Beer Can Island Is Shrinking

By Lillian Stone Read More
Bottled Water Is Just Trash

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Last Call: Are Some Foods Strictly Nighttime-Only?

By Lillian Stone Read More
Man Of The People Darius Rucker Paid For Everyone's Meal At His Local IHOP

By Dennis Lee Read More
You Have Just 3 More Hours To Win Lady Gaga-Autographed Chromatica Oreos

By Lillian Stone Read More
And Now Amanda Gorman Is A Cookie

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Last Call: Would You Eat Raw Pork?

By Dennis Lee Read More
People Are Spending Their Stimulus Money At Restaurants

By Dennis Lee Read More
Wiggle Your Noodle To Barilla's Perfectly-Timed Pasta Cooking Playlists

By Lillian Stone Read More
A TikTok User Discovers The Wonders Of Asian Food During Quarantine, And His Joy Is Infectious

By Dennis Lee Read More
Pepsi Wasn't Bluffing About "Cocoa" Cola [Updated]

By Lillian Stone Read More
At Long Last, The Frozen Pizza Power Rankings We Were Meant To Nitpick

By Dennis Lee Read More
Not Grate: The Price Of Parmesan Is About To Skyrocket

By Lillian Stone Read More
Last Call: How Much Deep-Frying Do You Do At Home?

By Marnie Shure Read More
How To Make McDonald's Hash Browns At Home

By Dennis Lee Read More
Will King Cake Revive NOLA's Restaurants?

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Hershey Improves The Whatchamacallit, Introduces Whozeewhatzit

By Lillian Stone Read More
A Call On Social Media Helps A Cookie Chain Find Its First Customer 22 Years Later

By Dennis Lee Read More
You Can Stay Overnight At A 7-Eleven, And Yes, The Snacks Are Up For Grabs

By Dennis Lee Read More
You Gherkin' My Chain? Pickle Juice Probably Doesn't Affect Athletic Performance

By Lillian Stone Read More
Oh No Oh No Candy-Flavored Mac And Cheese Oh No

By Marnie Shure Read More
The Ultimate Moviegoer's Guide To Essential Popcorn-Candy Pairings

By Lillian Stone Read More
Last Call: Gaze In Wonder At These Restaurants' Clever Carry-Out Solutions

By Marnie Shure Read More
What's The Most Searched For Super Bowl Food In Your State?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Disney World Debuts Doughnut Grilled Cheese, Has Perhaps Gone Too Far

By Lillian Stone Read More
Where To Find Some Of The Best Hot Chocolate In The U.S.

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Check Out This New Packaging Device That Will Keep Your Fries From Getting Soggy

By Dennis Lee Read More
Ambulance Thief Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Jack In The Box Drive-Thru

By Lillian Stone Read More
Coke, Pepsi, And Budweiser Are All Skipping Super Bowl LV [Updated]

By Marnie Shure Read More
Last Call: Wedding Proposals For Every Appetite

By Marnie Shure Read More
Heads Up, There Might Be Rubber In Your Bob Evans Italian Sausage

By Dennis Lee Read More
Bid A Bittersweet, 73% Cacao Farewell To Godiva Stores

By Lillian Stone Read More
Alright, Alright, Alright, Matthew McConaughey Is Going To Be In The Doritos Super Bowl Ad

By Lillian Stone Read More
Joe Biden Reveals Himself A Sesame Seed Bagel Man

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Would You Like A Slice Of (Hot) Sauce On Your Sandwich?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Last Call: What Would Your Diet Coke Button Do?

By Lillian Stone Read More
This National Pie Day, Make MTN DEW Code Red Cherry Pie, A Quintessentially American Dessert

By Marnie Shure Read More
Chrissy Teigen Lost A Dental Crown While Eating A Fruit Roll-Up At The Inauguration

By Dennis Lee Read More
No, Raising The Minimum Wage Won't Lead To $38 Burritos

By Lillian Stone Read More
American Airlines Is Desperately Trying To Offload Extra Plane Wine

By Lillian Stone Read More
Crafty Canadians Can Design Their Very Own Heinz Ketchup Bottle

By Lillian Stone Read More
Biden Continues Rollback Of Trump-Era Policies, Eliminates Emergency Diet Coke Button

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Fifty Shades Of Betrayal: Dakota Johnson Admits She Doesn't Actually Love Limes

By Marnie Shure Read More
Lose The Bleak Midwinter Blues And Get Excited About Cooking Again

By Micheline Maynard Read More
Last Call: Tell Us About The Weirdest Kitchen Designs You've Ever Seen

By Lillian Stone Read More
This Is Bananas: A $20 Bill Is Now Worth $105,000... And Counting

By Dennis Lee Read More
In Tough Times, Americans Have Always Turned To Sourdough

By Aimee Levitt Read More
TIL Natty Light Has A Student Debt Relief Program

By Lillian Stone Read More
Boston Market Is Staging A Big Comeback By Opening Two New Restaurants Per Week

By Dennis Lee Read More
Southern Living Releases 2021 Kitchen Design Trends To Delight And Terrify

By Lillian Stone Read More
The Jews Waited 4,000 Years... For Crisco?

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Last Call: What Should President Biden Ask The White House Kitchen To Serve Him For Dinner?

By Aimee Levitt Read More
A Canadian Grocery Store Has A Hit Anime Commercial On Their Hands

By Dennis Lee Read More
Why Some Men Can't Get Past The Kids Menu

By Dennis Lee Read More
Google Developers Create An A.I. That's Developing Recipes And Destroying My Life

By Allison Robicelli Read More
How D.C. Bars And Restaurants Are Handling A Bizarre Inauguration Day

By Dennis Lee Read More
Savvy Beetles Cover Their Snacks In Goo So They Don't Have To Share

By Lillian Stone Read More
Donald Trump Visited Only One D.C. Restaurant As President. Can You Guess Which It Was?

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Let Julia Child Take You Behind The Scenes At The White House

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Last Call: The Coffee Trick That Only You Know About

By Marnie Shure Read More
What Better Way To Learn Genetics Than With Gummy Bears?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Alert! Alert! There's A Hot Pockets Recall!

By Dennis Lee Read More
Northern Ireland Faces Jelly And Gravy Shortages, All Thanks To Brexit

By Lillian Stone Read More
The 1,200-Calorie Diet Is Completely Worthless (Unless You're An 80-Pound Dog)

By Aimee Levitt Read More
The Very Worst Things I've Cooked Lately

By Danny Palumbo Read More
Brutal Honesty Is The Best (And Funniest) Policy On The Menu At A Montreal Chinese Restaurant

By Dennis Lee Read More
This Toronto Chef Uses Traditional Chinese Food Carving Techniques To Turn Veggies Into Art

By Lillian Stone Read More
TIL "Anti-Nutrients" Aren't As Nefarious As They Sound

By Lillian Stone Read More
Last Call: What Is The Perfect Food Crime?

By Aimee Levitt Read More
There Are Much Better Ways To Cool Pizza Than Running It Under The Faucet

By Dennis Lee Read More
Would You Truly Like To Be An Oscar Mayer Wiener(mobile Driver)?

By Allison Robicelli Read More
How To Get More People To Eat Fake Meat In 2021

By Marnie Shure Read More
Welcome To The Takeout's New Homepage

By Marnie Shure Read More
God Save The Queen: Baker Is Donating Australian Lamington Cakes To UK Hospital Workers

By Lillian Stone Read More
A Dark And Stormy Bite: That Time A Bunch Of Dutch People Ate Their Prime Minister

By Lillian Stone Read More
Last Call: Julia Child Is Getting The Prestige TV Treatment

By Marnie Shure Read More
It's Girl Scout Cookie Season, Jabronis

By Dennis Lee Read More
Let's Talk About Those Dadgum TikTok Taters That Will Change Your Life

By Lillian Stone Read More
One Tiny Little Drink A Day Can Mess With Your Heartbeat

By Lillian Stone Read More
Siri, What's The Best Restaurant Chain To Work For?

By Dennis Lee Read More
In The Future, We Will All Pick Up Food In Our Cars And Never Wear Pants

By Aimee Levitt Read More
At Long Last, Europeans Can Legally Eat Worms

By Lillian Stone Read More
Microwave Hamburger Soup And The Dawn Of A Brave New Era In Cooking

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Budae Jjigae, Or Korean Army Base Stew, Is The Ultimate Pantry Blowout Meal

By Dennis Lee Read More
Last Call: Send Us All Your Pizza Questions

By Marnie Shure Read More
Kit Kat Thins Take A Little Off The Top

By Dennis Lee Read More
Is Your Favorite Takeout Spot COVID-Safe? Find Out On Yelp

By Lillian Stone Read More
You Might Wanna Double-Check Your Ice Cream For Metal Shards

By Lillian Stone Read More
How To Make Dairy- And Gluten-Free Baked Goods That Don't Taste Like Crap

By Dawn Reiss Read More
The Food Timeline Has Been Saved! [Updated]

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Blame It On Brexit, Brother: Dutch Officials Confiscate British Driver's Sandwich

By Lillian Stone Read More
Santa Monica Tweaks Ordinance That Would've Accidentally Banned All Restaurants [Updated]

By Lillian Stone Read More
What It's Like To Run A Grocery Store During An Insurrectionist Riot

By Dennis Lee Read More
One Giant Leap For Pan-Fried: Man Sends Samosa Into Space

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Funfetti Debuts New Ice Cream, Continues Plot To Take Over World

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Disney World Has Lobster-Topped Fries And They Look Awesome

By Dennis Lee Read More
People Are Eating Salad Out Of Shoes In The We Want Plates Subreddit

By Lillian Stone Read More
Nothing Left To Say To Your Family Over Zoom? Try A Taste Test

By Laura Leavitt Read More
Last Call: Which Restaurants Can This Country Not Afford To Lose?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Ben & Jerry's Debuts Doggie Desserts Ice Cream For Pets

By Marnie Shure Read More
Grocery Store Workers On The Front Lines Share Their COVID-19 Stories

By Dennis Lee Read More
And Now A Brand-New Theory About How Dogs Became Our Very Best Friends

By Aimee Levitt Read More
What's The Biggest Fast Food Chain In Your State?

By Dennis Lee Read More
The Best Uses For Leftover Giardiniera Oil, Ranked On The Farina Scale

By John Carruthers Read More
TIL Garbage Disposals Were Illegal In New York City For Decades

By Marnie Shure Read More
Last Call: Is Pepperidge Farm Hiding Cookies From Me?

By Allison Robicelli Read More
French Thieves Steal $675K Of Wine, Toss Bottles At Cops

By Dennis Lee Read More
A Tale Of Two Ice Creams

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Last Call: International Snacks You Can't Get At Home

By Dennis Lee Read More
San Francisco "California Coolers" Were Ahead Of Their Time

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Someone Fed All The Hungry, Hiding Members Of Congress Yesterday

By Aimee Levitt Read More
How About A Hot Bowl Of Beef For Lunch?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Hidden Valley's Got A New Vegan Ranch To Pair With Your Buffalo Cauliflower

By Dennis Lee Read More
Jimmy Dean Debuts Plant-Based Patties—with Plenty Of Egg And Cheese On Top

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Beer Delivery Drivers Are Being Trained To Spot Human Trafficking

By Lillian Stone Read More
Would You Like A Side Of Fries With Your Riblets? Applebee's Is Testing A Drive-Thru

By Dennis Lee Read More
D.C. Will Start Vaccinating Restaurant Workers February 1

By Lillian Stone Read More
New California Law Gives Third-Party Apps Exactly What They Deserve

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Shake Out Your White Tablecloths Because Viennetta's Coming Back

By Dennis Lee Read More
The Stacked Italian Beef Combo Sandwich: A Chicago Classic With Less Mess

By Dennis Lee Read More
Bamba, Israel's Greatest Snack Food, May Save Us All

By Ilana Gordon Read More
Point/Counterpoint: Does Ketchup Ever Belong On Eggs?

By Dennis Lee Read More
Last Call: What's Your Dream Candy?

By Marnie Shure Read More
How Salad Stopped Being A Punishment

By Dennis Lee Read More
Distillers Won't Actually Have To Pay FDA Thousands Of Dollars For Making Hand Sanitizer

By Lillian Stone Read More
Houston, We Got A Snail Surplus

By Lillian Stone Read More
Better Late Than Never, McDonald's Finally Releases Three New Chicken Sandwiches

By Dennis Lee Read More
"I Am wooooounded": A Jaunty Stroll Through The Official Frasier Cookbook

By John Carruthers Read More
Staten Island Turkeys Enjoy A Slice As Much As The Next New Yorker

By Lillian Stone Read More
The Unsinkable Chuck E. Cheese Emerges From Bankruptcy [Updated]

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Last Call: What Should I Do With My Buddha's Hand?

By Aimee Levitt Read More
You Could Always Eat Your Christmas Tree

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Icicles Are not Safe For Eating—they're Bird Poop Popsicles

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Dashboard Confessional's Chris Carrabba Launches Wine To Drink While You Straighten Your Bangs

By Lillian Stone Read More
Hot Dog Truck Delivers The First COVID-19 Vaccines In Bulgaria

By Dennis Lee Read More
Newly Discovered Pompeii Grab-And-Go Snack Bar Once Served Up Sheep Soup

By Lillian Stone Read More
The Rise, Fall, And Resurrection Of The McDonald's McWrap

By Marnie Shure Read More
The First Big Twitter Argument Of 2021 Is About Baked Beans

By Marnie Shure Read More

Non-Alcoholic and Mocktail (1)

Recess Is A Hemp-Infused Sober Sipper That Won't Leave You Feeling Sidelined

By Allison Robicelli Read More

Pizzerias (5)

The Detroit Double Pepperoni Is The Best Thing Pizza Hut Has Made In Years

By Dennis Lee Read More
Pizza Hut Is Joining The Detroit-Style Pizza Fracas

By Dennis Lee Read More
Papa John's Will Give Away A Monstrous Motorized Easy Chair To One "Epic" Fan

By Lillian Stone Read More
It's A Bird... It's A Plane... It's... Pizza Hut

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Pizza Hut's Stuffed Crust Pizza Celebrates 25 Years Of Gilding The Lily

By Dennis Lee Read More

Reviews (8)

Jeni's Everything Bagel Ice Cream Boldly Goes Where No Bagel Has Gone Before

By Lillian Stone Read More
If I Don't Froth My Milk, I Will Die

By Lillian Stone Read More
Bollywood Kitchen is A Fresh Take On Pandemic Programming

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Why I, A Noodle-Armed Wimp, Incorporate Protein Powder Into My Diet

By Lillian Stone Read More
How A Webcomic About A Restaurant Became My Pandemic Parable

By Priyanka Bose Read More
Make A Great Soup By Taking All The Right Shortcuts

By Yveka Pierre Read More
Cauliflower Rice Can Be Great (If You Don't Treat It Like Rice)

By Allison Robicelli Read More
Awaken Your Meats With Greek Seasoning

By Lillian Stone Read More

Sandwich Shops (1)

Lawsuit Alleges Subway's Tuna "Made From Anything But Tuna"

By Lillian Stone Read More

Stores And Chains (4)

Ambitious Atlanta Teen Scams Kroger Out Of Nearly $1 Million

By Aimee Levitt Read More
Churros Are Coming Back To Your Costco Food Court

By Dennis Lee Read More
Aldi Brings Chicago To The Masses With Frozen Deep Dish Pizza

By Dennis Lee Read More
Whole Foods CEO Thinks Organic Peanut Butter Cups Will Cure My Asthma

By Lillian Stone Read More

Traditions (1)

Keeping The Tradition Of South Korean Female Diver Songs Alive

By Dennis Lee Read More

TV (4)

The Food That Didn't Get Eaten On The Bachelor, Week 4: Ugh With A Side Of Yikes

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
The Food That Didn't Get Eaten On The Bachelor, Week 3: A Bit Of A Jackass

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
The Food That Didn't Get Eaten On The Bachelor, Week 2: A Human Bar Cart

By Allison Shoemaker Read More
The Food That Didn't Get Eaten On The Bachelor, Week 1: New Year, Same Menu

By Allison Shoemaker Read More