Grocery - The Takeout

The Magical Fruit: A Taste Test Of Supermarket Jelly Beans

By Marnie Shure March 13th, 2020 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Pie

By Marnie Shure March 13th, 2020 Read More
The New Kit Kat Flavor Is... Birthday Cake

By Aimee Levitt February 18th, 2020 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Ice Cream Flavors

By Marnie Shure February 12th, 2020 Read More
Are Fancy Beans Worth Buying?

By Allison Robicelli February 11th, 2020 Read More
I Ate 35 Hot Pockets In 4 Days To Bring You These Authoritative Hot Pocket Rankings

By Allison Robicelli January 17th, 2020 Read More
Oreo Has Released Two New Flavors, Which Is One Too Many

By Aimee Levitt January 15th, 2020 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Vending Machine Snacks

By Marnie Shure December 19th, 2019 Read More
The Cosmic Crisp Apple Is Here And In Our Hot Little Hands!

By Aimee Levitt December 11th, 2019 Read More
OatMG! A Taste Test Of Grocery Store Oat Milks

By Aimee Levitt December 10th, 2019 Read More
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year: Our Verdict On 17 Trader Joe's Holiday Treats

By Marnie Shure December 5th, 2019 Read More
The Great Store-Bought Hot Cocoa Mix Taste Test

By Aimee Levitt December 3rd, 2019 Read More
The Mystery Oreo Flavor Has Been Revealed, And We're Not Too Proud To Admit We Were Wrong [Updated]

By Aimee Levitt December 2nd, 2019 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Thanksgiving Food

By Kate Bernot November 20th, 2019 Read More
Twinkies Change With The Seasons, And We Try To Keep Up

By Aimee Levitt November 5th, 2019 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Chinese-American Dish

By Kate Bernot October 30th, 2019 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Football-Party Snack

By Kate Bernot October 16th, 2019 Read More
A Blind Taste Test To Determine The Best Jarred Salsa

By Allison Robicelli October 11th, 2019 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Cheese

By Kate Bernot October 9th, 2019 Read More
One Ring To Rule Them All: The Definitive Cheerios Flavor Ranking

By Jon Yates September 30th, 2019 Read More
Trader Joe's Everything But The Bagel Greek Style Yogurt Dip Is More Everything Goodness

By Aimee Levitt September 26th, 2019 Read More
Zombie Skittles Suspiciously Good At Mimicking The Taste Of Rotting Flesh

By Marnie Shure September 24th, 2019 Read More
Whoo! There It Is: A Taste Test Of Spicy Potato Chips

By Nick Leggin September 22nd, 2019 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Non-Alcoholic Beverage

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2019 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Snack Cake

By Kate Bernot September 10th, 2019 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Salty Snacks

By Kevin Pang August 23rd, 2019 Read More
The Takeout's Fantasy Food Draft: Best Classic Cocktail

By Kate Bernot August 13th, 2019 Read More