News - The Takeout

White Supremacist Richard Spencer's Card Was Declined For A $4.75 Bar Tab

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2018 Read More
Hummus Milkshakes Are Coming, And We're... Fine With It?

By Allison Shoemaker May 9th, 2018 Read More
Couple Takes Prom Photos At Taco Bell, Making Hearts Warmer Than Diablo Sauce

By Allison Shoemaker May 9th, 2018 Read More
Philadelphia Eagles' Super Bowl Commemorative Wine Has Notes Of Plum, Tom Brady Tears

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2018 Read More
Chef Serves Dessert In A Shoe To Japanese Prime Minister And Folks Are Toe-Tally Pissed

By Allison Shoemaker May 9th, 2018 Read More
Instagram's @Kitchentape Show Chefs Have A Sense Of Humor And Suck At Spelling

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2018 Read More
Buckingham Palace Seeks Chef: Low Salary, But You Can't Beat The Digs

By Gwen Ihnat May 9th, 2018 Read More
Cocaine Is Delivered Faster Than Pizza, Survey Finds

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2018 Read More
How To Eat Candy, An Exhaustive Guide

By Marnie Shure May 9th, 2018 Read More
Somebody Feed Phil To Feed Phil For A 2nd Season

By Gwen Ihnat May 8th, 2018 Read More
Shake Shack Has Second Thoughts About That Whole "cashless Restaurant" Thing

By Gwen Ihnat May 8th, 2018 Read More
Magnolia Bakery Still Trying To Make Cupcakes Happen

By Kate Bernot May 8th, 2018 Read More
Customer Drops Equivalent Of $7,686 Tip After Accidentally Entering PIN, Which Is 7686

By Kate Bernot May 8th, 2018 Read More
Solo + Solo Cup Winner Of Easiest Crossover In Marketing History

By Gwen Ihnat May 8th, 2018 Read More
Che Cavolo! Enjoy This Curated Selection Of Angry Italians Raging About Bad Pasta

By Allison Shoemaker May 8th, 2018 Read More
Pizza Hut To Tempt You Into Ordering Pizza Hut By Also Delivering Beer

By Allison Shoemaker May 8th, 2018 Read More
Menu Calorie Counts More Effective When Listed To The left of Food

By Kate Bernot May 8th, 2018 Read More
Last Night's Met Gala Attendees Ate Gold While Dressed Like Popes

By Allison Shoemaker May 8th, 2018 Read More
Häagen-Dazs Is Giving Out Free Ice Cream Today To Help Save The Bees

By Gwen Ihnat May 8th, 2018 Read More
Adult Eats Baby Food In Attempt To Infuriate Takeout commentariat

By Kate Bernot May 8th, 2018 Read More
Lucky Gene-Edited Mice Binged On Burger-And-Pizza Diet, Didn't Gain Weight

By Gwen Ihnat May 7th, 2018 Read More
Vanilla Now More Expensive Than Silver

By Gwen Ihnat May 7th, 2018 Read More
College Students Who Have Never Known True Tragedy Hold Vigil For Shuttered Taco Bell

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2018 Read More
Today In Trendy Gold Food: $1,000 Wings, $90 Burger And Shake

By Gwen Ihnat May 7th, 2018 Read More
Supermarket Faces Lawsuit Over "no Speaking Spanish" Policy

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2018 Read More
Romanians Are Trading Airline Tickets For The Chance To Eat A Whopper

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2018 Read More
New Zealand Bistro Just Says No To Kids Under 10

By Gwen Ihnat May 7th, 2018 Read More