News - The Takeout

World Health Organization Wants To Ban All Trans Fats Within 5 Years

By Kate Bernot May 14th, 2018 Read More
Millennials Saving Frozen Food Industry When They're Not Busy Ruining Everything

By Gwen Ihnat May 14th, 2018 Read More
Self-Chilling Cans Greatest Technological Breakthrough Since The Refrigerator

By Kate Bernot May 14th, 2018 Read More
What To Do If You Find Yourself Choking—and No One's Around

By Calle Hack May 14th, 2018 Read More
Our Favorite Award-Eligible Stories From The Takeout This Week

By Kevin Pang May 12th, 2018 Read More
Bob Dylan Gets Tangled Up In Booze As He Joins Line Of Celebrity Whiskey Creators

By Gwen Ihnat May 11th, 2018 Read More
"Carnivore Dieting" Is Paleo For The Truly Insufferable

By Kate Bernot May 11th, 2018 Read More
Beer Brewed With Great Lakes Water May Contain Microplastics

By Kate Bernot May 11th, 2018 Read More
Now That Boxed Wine Seems Like It's Okay, Boxed Whiskey Is Available

By Gwen Ihnat May 11th, 2018 Read More
Stamp Out Hunger Is The Easiest Food Drive Ever: Leave Food By Your Mailbox

By Allison Shoemaker May 11th, 2018 Read More
Somali Militant Group Bans Samosas For Being Too Christian

By Kevin Pang May 11th, 2018 Read More
Trump's Chicago Hotel Fails To Mention Trump Name To Potential Restaurant Tenants

By Kate Bernot May 11th, 2018 Read More
Anyone Can Use The Bathrooms At Starbucks Now

By Gwen Ihnat May 11th, 2018 Read More
Man Sues Halo Top After Not Reading Package Correctly

By Gwen Ihnat May 11th, 2018 Read More
Michigan Wildlife Agency To Lure Bears With Doughnuts And Bacon

By Kate Bernot May 11th, 2018 Read More
Specials For The Royal Wedding: A Dunkin' Donut, A Box Of Shortbread, A New Strain Of Weed

By Gwen Ihnat May 10th, 2018 Read More
Scots Blame Orange Man For Pulling Beloved Orange Beverage From Golf Club

By Gwen Ihnat May 10th, 2018 Read More
Colorado Dispensaries Are Recommending Weed To Pregnant Women

By Kate Bernot May 10th, 2018 Read More
Is There Sheep's Wool In Your Breakfast Cereal?

By Gwen Ihnat May 10th, 2018 Read More
Today In Crab News

By Allison Shoemaker May 10th, 2018 Read More
Raw-Meat Dog Food May Turn Your Home Into A Bacterial Hellscape

By Kate Bernot May 10th, 2018 Read More
Shit Got Weird During The Jack In The Box Mascot's Reddit AMA

By Kate Bernot May 10th, 2018 Read More
A California Town Is Beginning To Smell Like Weed, Like, All The Time, Man

By Allison Shoemaker May 10th, 2018 Read More
Zoo Charged For Taking Bear Out For Delicious Ice Cream

By Gwen Ihnat May 10th, 2018 Read More
German Grocer "Regrets" Mother's Day Ad Featuring Vacuum, Ironing Board, Sewing Machine

By Kate Bernot May 10th, 2018 Read More
Help! I Have To Host Vegans For Dinner

By Keri Wiginton May 9th, 2018 Read More
White Supremacist Richard Spencer's Card Was Declined For A $4.75 Bar Tab

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2018 Read More