News - The Takeout

New Zealand Bistro Just Says No To Kids Under 10

By Gwen Ihnat May 7th, 2018 Read More
CDC Ensures America Permanently Loses Appetite For Poppy Seed Muffins

By Kevin Pang May 7th, 2018 Read More
Dallas Restaurant Adds Gun-Control Message To Receipts, Says It's Getting Death Threats

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2018 Read More
UPDATE: Man Has Consumed His 30,000th Big Mac, Has Not Died

By Kate Bernot May 7th, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Offends Diner By Handing Out Special Guidelines For Kid Patrons

By Gwen Ihnat May 4th, 2018 Read More
Regular Human Guy Mitt Romney: "I Like Hot Dog Best, And I Like Hamburger Next Best"

By Allison Shoemaker May 4th, 2018 Read More
Less-Fortunate Royal Wedding Attendees Told To Bring Their Own Lunch

By Gwen Ihnat May 4th, 2018 Read More
Starting Monday, Calorie Counts Will Haunt Your Every Fast-Food Purchase

By Allison Shoemaker May 4th, 2018 Read More
It's Not Just In Your Head: Study Says Coffee Makes You More Focused At Work

By Gwen Ihnat May 4th, 2018 Read More
The Country's First Marijuana Food-Safety Official Has Concerns

By Kate Bernot May 4th, 2018 Read More
Dear Restaurants, I Promise To Order Ahead If You Promise To Make It Less Anxiety-Inducing

By Allison Shoemaker May 4th, 2018 Read More
Australians Are Suddenly Very Into Competitive Barbecue

By Kate Bernot May 4th, 2018 Read More
Ketel One Debuts "Diet Vodka"—which Isn't Technically Vodka

By Allison Shoemaker May 4th, 2018 Read More
Fertility Troubles May Be Worsened By Eating Too Much Fast Food, Not Enough Fruit

By Gwen Ihnat May 4th, 2018 Read More
Some Costcos To Sell Blue Apron Meal Kits, Presumably Not In 500-Count Boxes

By Kate Bernot May 4th, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Group Pays $2.8 Million In "anti-Old White Guy" Hiring Lawsuit

By Kate Bernot May 4th, 2018 Read More
Black Men Arrested At Starbucks Awarded $1 And Proposed Funding For Entrepreneurial Program [UPDATED]

By Gwen Ihnat May 3rd, 2018 Read More
Romaine Lettuce E. Coli Outbreak Has Claimed Its First Casualty [UPDATED]

By Gwen Ihnat May 3rd, 2018 Read More
Kids Prefer All-Day Breakfast To Mystery-Meat Lunches, Duh

By Kate Bernot May 3rd, 2018 Read More
President Truman's Customary Breakfast: Eggs, Bacon, Toast, Milk, Bourbon

By Allison Shoemaker May 3rd, 2018 Read More
Maple Syrup Makers Are Salty Over FDA's "Sugar Added" Labels

By Kate Bernot May 3rd, 2018 Read More
A New Test For Peanut Allergies Won't Require You To, You Know, Eat Peanuts

By Allison Shoemaker May 3rd, 2018 Read More
Ben & Jerry's' three New Flavors Push The Realistic Boundaries Of Cookie-Dom

By Gwen Ihnat May 3rd, 2018 Read More
New Jersey Dairy Now Offering Ham Ice Cream

By Gwen Ihnat May 3rd, 2018 Read More
Junk Food-Crazed Kangaroos Will Beat Your Ass If You Don't Give Them Big Macs

By Allison Shoemaker May 3rd, 2018 Read More
This Duo Knows More About Coffee Lids Than I Know About Anything

By Kate Bernot May 3rd, 2018 Read More
Swedish Government Admits Country's Signature Meatballs Are Actually Turkish

By Gwen Ihnat May 3rd, 2018 Read More