CDC Ensures America Permanently Loses Appetite For Poppy Seed Muffins
From the department of "never unseeing something for the rest of your life," the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention has simultaneously brought awareness to the scourge of ticks while turning us off forever from poppy seed muffins. Oh great. Here's a tweet the CDC sent out Friday, in which it generously informs America that ticks can be the size of poppy seeds.
Ticks can be the size of a poppy seed. Can you spot all 5 ticks in this photo? Learn how to prevent tick bites. https://t.co/ATtrY7YFoS pic.twitter.com/gBm4tw2qmf
— CDC (@CDCgov) May 4, 2018
Of course, from now until our very last breath we can never look at a fresh, beautifully baked poppy seed muffin without being scared shitless we'd ingest a mouthful of Lyme disease. Good morning and bon appetit.