News - The Takeout

GARLIC BREAD WENT TO SPACE

By Gwen Ihnat April 24th, 2018 Read More
It's Important To Know Which Of Your Co-Workers Will Appreciate The Anus Beef Sausage

By Kevin Pang April 24th, 2018 Read More
A 60-Second Intro To Greek Food

By Jacob Dean April 23rd, 2018 Read More
Delight Turns To Despair As Flaming Cheese Sets Off Restaurant Sprinklers

By Gwen Ihnat April 23rd, 2018 Read More
Badass Whole Foods Dishwasher Heads Toward Her 9th Everest Climb

By Gwen Ihnat April 23rd, 2018 Read More
Psychic Banana Predicted The Gender Of The New Royal Baby

By Gwen Ihnat April 23rd, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Apologizes For Ignoring NBA Star And Giant Human Giannis Antetokounmpo

By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018 Read More
Woman Fined $500 For Taking Her In-Flight Apple Off The Plane

By Gwen Ihnat April 23rd, 2018 Read More
Chefs Are Fed Up With Gordon Ramsay's "bullshit"—but America's Not

By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018 Read More
Barbara Bush's Favorite Pizza-Makers Were Invited To Her Funeral

By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018 Read More
Sexually Deprived Male Fruit Flies More Likely To Hit The Bottle

By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018 Read More
How I Live With A Tiny Fridge

By Kate Dries April 22nd, 2018 Read More
Prince Sure Loved Häagen-Dazs And 5-Hour Energy Drinks

By Kevin Pang April 20th, 2018 Read More
France Bans Vegan Food Companies From Labeling Products "steak" Or "sausage"

By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018 Read More
Reese's Apologizes For Peanut-Butter-Less Cup By Showering Man With Candy

By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018 Read More
Snapchat's Augmented-Reality Filters Serve Up 3D Burgers

By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018 Read More
Teetotaling Pro Wrestler Jerry "The King" Lawler Now Has His Own Beer; Won't Try It

By Kevin Pang April 20th, 2018 Read More
Pray As You Watch This Saber-Wielding Man Use His Body As A Chopping Block

By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018 Read More
Panic! At The Sysco: Ranking The World's Most Threatened Foods

By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018 Read More
Asshole YouTuber May Go To Prison For Feeding Homeless Man Toothpaste-Filled Oreos

By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018 Read More
Everyone Involved In The Tokyo Joe's "Addicts" controversy Needs To Chill Out

By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018 Read More
Healthy Eaters Generate The Most Food Waste

By Gwen Ihnat April 19th, 2018 Read More
Yogurt To Be Kidding Me With This "dairy Beer"

By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018 Read More
Today In Tasty Science: Globe-Trotting Tubers, Ocean-Stirring Shrimp

By Allison Shoemaker April 19th, 2018 Read More
First East Coast Voodoo Doughnut Will Be Hogwarts-Adjacent

By Allison Shoemaker April 19th, 2018 Read More
The Olds Are Now Outdrinking Teens

By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018 Read More
Expert: That's Not The Way You're Supposed To Eat A Ghost Pepper, Guy

By Gwen Ihnat April 19th, 2018 Read More