News - The Takeout

Wine Production Reaches 60-Year Low, But Don't Blame California Wildfires

By Allison Shoemaker April 27th, 2018 Read More
Costco Pizza Owes Its Deliciousness To A Robot

By Gwen Ihnat April 26th, 2018 Read More
Marvel At These Wondrous Sculptures Made From Babybel Cheese Wax

By Gwen Ihnat April 26th, 2018 Read More
We Can't Figure Out Who Calvin Klein's $390 Kitchen Gloves Are For

By Gwen Ihnat April 26th, 2018 Read More
Photo Essay Shows What It Looks Like To Grow Up In A Chinese Restaurant In Rural America

By Kate Bernot April 26th, 2018 Read More
Recreational Weed Farmers' Market Debuts In Vegas, Of Course

By Allison Shoemaker April 26th, 2018 Read More
Subway Not Exactly On A Roll, Plans To Close 500 Stores

By Kate Bernot April 26th, 2018 Read More
Food Delivery Takes Over As We're All Hiding In Our Caves Now

By Gwen Ihnat April 26th, 2018 Read More
NRA Supporters Are Blowing Up Their $500 YETI Coolers

By Kate Bernot April 26th, 2018 Read More
Judge To Bar Owners: Feel Free To Tell Trump Fans To GTFO

By Allison Shoemaker April 26th, 2018 Read More
Jamba-Liar: Jambalaya Served At White House State Dinner Was Just Rice Pilaf

By Kate Bernot April 26th, 2018 Read More
Wizards Behind Self-Folding Origami Now Working On Shape-Shifting Pasta

By Allison Shoemaker April 26th, 2018 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Beer, Bees, Chickens

By Kate Bernot April 26th, 2018 Read More
Point/Counterpoint: Is Raw Cookie Dough Fit For Human Consumption?

By Kevin Pang April 25th, 2018 Read More
Distillery Sells Bourbon In Glass Bottles Molded From World Trade Center Steel

By Kevin Pang April 25th, 2018 Read More
Say "Sorry I Tased You" With A "Sorry I Tased You" Cake

By Allison Shoemaker April 25th, 2018 Read More
Survey: "Plant-Based" Sounds More Appealing Than "vegan"

By Kate Bernot April 25th, 2018 Read More
$490 Coffee-Stirring Machine Aims To Kill 0.3 Cent Disposable Stir Sticks

By Kate Bernot April 25th, 2018 Read More
White Sox Move To Eliminate Ballpark Straws Is An Environmental Touchdown

By Allison Shoemaker April 25th, 2018 Read More
Government: Eating Cats And Dogs bad

By Kate Bernot April 25th, 2018 Read More
Supermarkets Would Really Like Cool Kids To Instagram Their Deli Meats

By Kate Bernot April 25th, 2018 Read More
Panic! At The Disco Fans Inexplicably Receiving Potatoes! In The Mail

By Gwen Ihnat April 24th, 2018 Read More
Employees Of Small Chain Burgerville Become U.S.'s First Recognized Fast-Food Union

By Kate Bernot April 24th, 2018 Read More
NYC Bill Would Require Restaurant Staff Slog Through Anti-Harassment Online Training

By Kate Bernot April 24th, 2018 Read More
Man Gets 50 Years In Prison For Stealing $1.2 Million Worth Of Fajitas

By Gwen Ihnat April 24th, 2018 Read More
Indiana Pizzeria That Vocally Opposed Gay Marriage Has Closed

By Kate Bernot April 24th, 2018 Read More
We Regret To Inform You That Testicle Festival Has Been Cancelled

By Kate Bernot April 24th, 2018 Read More