News - The Takeout

Great, Our Granola May Have Weedkiller In It

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2018 Read More
Budweiser Brewed A Beer Based On George Washington's Recipe

By Kate Bernot May 1st, 2018 Read More
Whole Foods Attracts Controversy By Adding Asian Restaurant Called Yellow Fever

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2018 Read More
Unwashed Masses Are Invading Our Elite Airport Lounges

By Kate Bernot May 1st, 2018 Read More
Queer Eye's Resident Food Guy Lands Sweet Cookbook Deal

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2018 Read More
Kraft Launches Oreos 2.0 In China, Stuffed With Cheese And Chili

By Kate Bernot May 1st, 2018 Read More
FDA: Stop Making Your Liquid Nicotine Look Like Candy And Juice Boxes, Assholes

By Kate Bernot May 1st, 2018 Read More
Toronto Restaurant ordered To Pay $10,000 To Black Diner After Forcing Him To Pre-Pay

By Gwen Ihnat May 1st, 2018 Read More
Are You The Office Weirdo Who Cooks Fish In The Break Room?

By Kevin Pang April 30th, 2018 Read More
Vegan Woman Buys Ice Cream For A Little Kid, Becomes Subject Of Online Firestorm

By Kate Bernot April 30th, 2018 Read More
Stranded Trucker Walked 36 Miles Through The Woods, Didn't Eat His Potato Chip Cargo

By Kate Bernot April 30th, 2018 Read More
Rotting Fruit Mistaken For Gas Leak Causes Campus Evacuation

By Gwen Ihnat April 30th, 2018 Read More
Americans Want Even Cheaper Fast Food

By Kate Bernot April 30th, 2018 Read More
Meth Found In Supply Truck Is Just More Bad News For Starbucks

By Gwen Ihnat April 30th, 2018 Read More
Is Recreational Weed Slowing Oregon Craft Beer Sales?

By Kate Bernot April 30th, 2018 Read More
World's Laziest 0.5K Run Features Mid-Course Doughnuts, Beer, Smoking Station

By Gwen Ihnat April 30th, 2018 Read More
I Am The First In My Family To Graduate From Hot Dog University

By Kevin Pang April 29th, 2018 Read More
Alabama Sheriff Pocketed $750,000 In Inmate Food Money—and Says It's Legal

By Kate Bernot April 27th, 2018 Read More
If You're Sneaking Food Into The Movies, Go Big—like Chilaquiles Big

By Allison Shoemaker April 27th, 2018 Read More
To Taste The World's Spiciest Ice Cream, You Have To Sign A Death Waiver

By Gwen Ihnat April 27th, 2018 Read More
Tabasco's "Diamond Reserve" looks Like Champagne, And Is Priced Like It, Too

By Gwen Ihnat April 27th, 2018 Read More
Ice Cream Trucks Return To Deprived Town After 45-Year Ban

By Gwen Ihnat April 27th, 2018 Read More
Vegetarians Will Smugly Outlive The Rest Of Us

By Kate Bernot April 27th, 2018 Read More
Burger King's New Print Ads Are So Deliciously Petty, You'd Swear They Were Flame-Grilled

By Allison Shoemaker April 27th, 2018 Read More
Twitter Lied: Dunkaroos Are Not Coming Back

By Kate Bernot April 27th, 2018 Read More
The "hanger" is Real

By Gwen Ihnat April 27th, 2018 Read More
NATO's Terrible Cafeteria Food Is Apparently "A Violation Of The Chemical Weapons Ban"

By Kate Bernot April 27th, 2018 Read More