News - The Takeout

Paradise Frost: Cinnabon's Gooey Seduction

By Kevin Pang October 17th, 2018 Read More
Point/Counterpoint: The Great Smooth Vs. Chunky Peanut Butter Debate

By Kate Bernot October 16th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Make Breakfast Sing With IHOP Syrup Karaoke

By Gwen Ihnat October 16th, 2018 Read More
Whoop Whoop: Detroit Fest Will Combine Faygo And Beer

By Gwen Ihnat October 16th, 2018 Read More
New USDA Rule Will Boost Already Mind-Boggling Number Of Chickens Slaughtered Each Day

By Kate Bernot October 16th, 2018 Read More
Apple Will Add Cream Cheese To Previously Pathetic Bagel Emoji

By Gwen Ihnat October 16th, 2018 Read More
Neighbor, Restaurant Locked In Garlic-Stank Dispute

By Kate Bernot October 16th, 2018 Read More
Arby's Will Debut Sous Vide Duck Sandwich—to Locations Near Ducks

By Kevin Pang October 16th, 2018 Read More
Teens May Have Brought Cookies Baked With Human Ashes To Share At School

By Gwen Ihnat October 16th, 2018 Read More
IHOP With Full Bar Lets Diners Create, Cure Hangovers In One Place

By Kate Bernot October 16th, 2018 Read More
Are Avocados Vegan? Some Say They're Not.

By Kevin Pang October 16th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Who's Out Here Carving Pineapple Jack-O'-Lanterns?

By Kate Bernot October 15th, 2018 Read More
How To Dine Out When You Have Severe Food Allergies—and How Restaurants Can Help

By Nick Leggin October 15th, 2018 Read More
Zombie Skittles Will Let You Taste The Rainbow—and Rotting Human Flesh

By Allison Shoemaker October 15th, 2018 Read More
Afraid Of LaCroix? Scared Of MSG? The "All-Natural" Debate Could Use A Dose Of Reason

By Kate Bernot October 15th, 2018 Read More
Papa John's Jack-O'-Lantern Pizza kinda Looks Like The Wu-Tang Symbol

By Allison Shoemaker October 15th, 2018 Read More
Police Lure Big-Ass Pig With Doritos

By Kevin Pang October 15th, 2018 Read More
America's... Slowest... Fast-Food... Drive-Thru... Is... Named

By Kate Bernot October 15th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: What Is The Objectively Worst Halloween Candy?

By Kate Bernot October 12th, 2018 Read More
I Have A Conspiracy Theory About Free Birthday Desserts At Restaurants

By Allison Shoemaker October 12th, 2018 Read More
Cops Called On British Family Refusing To Leave Domino's Store, Demanding Refund For Cold Pizza

By Kate Bernot October 12th, 2018 Read More
Booze Is To Steph Curry As Spinach Is To Popeye, According To Draymond Green

By Allison Shoemaker October 12th, 2018 Read More
Alabama Store Refuses To Stock Pepsi Bottles With NFL Logo To Protest Anthem Protests

By Kate Bernot October 12th, 2018 Read More
Guy Shoots Cousin Over Salt And Vinegar Chips

By Allison Shoemaker October 12th, 2018 Read More
Heckin' Good Boys Have Their Own "Dog Beer" now

By Kate Bernot October 12th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Please Make This Kevin from The Office Halloween Costume For Your Baby

By Gwen Ihnat October 11th, 2018 Read More
In-N-Out Owner Says Chain Won't Expand East Of Texas In Her Lifetime

By Gwen Ihnat October 11th, 2018 Read More