News - The Takeout

4-Year-Old Steals Great-Grandfather's SUV For Candy-Buying Joyride

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 17th, 2019 Read More
Famed Westvleteren Brewery Opens Its Doors For Online Trappist Beer Business

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 17th, 2019 Read More
As The Machines Rise, Dominos Surrenders Its Pizzas For Automated Delivery

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 17th, 2019 Read More
Whataburger No Longer The Sole Province Of Texas

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 17th, 2019 Read More
Apple Jacks Are Garbage

By Kate Bernot June 17th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: A Peek Behind The Curtains Of America's Greatest Fried Chicken

By Kevin Pang June 14th, 2019 Read More
What Region Has The Nation's Best Pizza?

By Kevin Pang June 14th, 2019 Read More
Former LaCroix Employee Sues Company Over Being Fired For BPA Claims

By Kevin Pang June 14th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: I Love You, Mapo Tofu

By Kate Bernot June 13th, 2019 Read More
Welcome To Good Burger The Pop-Up, Home Of The Good Burger

By Kate Bernot June 13th, 2019 Read More
Florida Social Media Coordinator Paid In Hot Dogs

By Kate Bernot June 13th, 2019 Read More
Burger King's Stranger Things-Themed Upside Down Whopper Is Just An Upside-Down Whopper

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 13th, 2019 Read More
Survey Claims America's Favorite Vegetable Is Broccoli And We Call B.S.

By Kate Bernot June 13th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: This Coin Riddle Forces A Lesson On Newton's Cradle

By Kate Bernot June 12th, 2019 Read More
Should Articles About Alcohol Come With A Warning?

By Kate Bernot June 12th, 2019 Read More
Mountain Dew Created A Soda Designed To Pair With KFC's Original Recipe Chicken

By Allison Shoemaker June 12th, 2019 Read More
Amazon Testing Self-Serve Starbucks Lattes In Self-Serve Stores

By Allison Shoemaker June 12th, 2019 Read More
Lemonade Stands Now 100% Legal In Texas

By Kate Bernot June 12th, 2019 Read More
Hearse Stops At Burger King

By Kate Bernot June 12th, 2019 Read More
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Signs "Save Chick-Fil-A" Bill [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 12th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: British Chef Heston Blumenthal Wants To Engineer The Perfect Fish & Chips

By Kevin Pang June 11th, 2019 Read More
Decomposing Body Forces Closure Of Connecticut Restaurant, Vomiting Of Takeout Staff

By Kate Bernot June 11th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Is Hemorrhaging French Fries And It's Kawhi Leonard's Fault

By Allison Shoemaker June 11th, 2019 Read More
R.I.P. Amazon Restaurants Delivery

By Kate Bernot June 11th, 2019 Read More
Nancy Pelosi, Justin Trudeau Squander Pandering Opportunity With Generic NBA Finals Food Bet

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 11th, 2019 Read More
Miller Lite Has Built A Working Video Game Controller In A Beer Can

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 11th, 2019 Read More
Balenciaga Suggests You Fight World Hunger With $790 Hoodie

By Kate Bernot June 11th, 2019 Read More