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Ambulance Thief Can't Resist The Siren Call Of Jack In The Box Drive-Thru

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Woman Finds Unexpected Protein Source In Hamburger

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Restaurant Workers Haul Struggling Woman Out Of Chattahoochee River

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You Gherkin' My Chain? Pickle Juice Probably Doesn't Affect Athletic Performance

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Not Grate: The Price Of Parmesan Is About To Skyrocket

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Prince Philip Was Obsessed With Pulling A Mustard Prank On Children

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For Your Consideration: Hot Chicken Ice Cream Sandwiches

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Frito-Lay Announces Compostable Chip Bags—with A Catch

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We, Too, Believed The Flamin' Hot Cheetos Origin Story

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TIL Some People Milk Themselves For Cheese

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Phillies Vendor Celebrates 50 Years Of Slinging Ballpark Dogs

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Hey, Pilgrim, The Popeyes Cajun Turkey Is Back Again

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German Authorities Claim That New Ritter Sport Cacao Y Nada Bar Isn't Actually Chocolate

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Do You Greet Trick-Or-Treaters With—gulp—healthy Candy?

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Your Hershey's Chocolate Might Get A Who-Ho-Hole Lot More Expensive

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Move Over, Band Tees—we're Rocking Deli Merch

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Trick Or Excrete: This Laxative-Obsessed Dentist Almost Ruined Halloween

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10-Minute Grocery Delivery Is Coming To NYC

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TIL There's A Better Way To Chop Your Baking Chocolate

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How 'Bout A Little Candy Corn With That Bratwurst, Baby?

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Hypothetically, Astronauts Could Get Tanked On Mars-Brewed Space Beer

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Heinz Tomato Blood Ketchup Is Back

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This Carbon-Neutral Bakery Produces 100% Carbs And 0% Carbon

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No Cousin Gregs Were Harmed In The Making Of This Succession-Themed "S'more On The Floor" Ice Cream

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Helpful Barista Reveals The Absolute Worst Deals At Starbucks

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TIL Flour Can Pose A Major Food Poisoning Risk

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Chipotle's 4% Price Increase Is Really, Really Not A Big Deal

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