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Natty Light, 20-Somethings, A Deserted Tropical Island—what Could Go Wrong?

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Some Advice: Do Not Cook Chickens In National Park Hot Springs

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Can Humans Be Hypnotized Into A Plant-Based Lifestyle?

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Taco Bell Resurrects Flamin' Hot Doritos Locos Tacos For NBA Finals

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Would You Like Those Onion Rings With A Side Of Nose Candy?

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Let's Fight Over How To Pronounce The Word "Pecan"

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What Creep Made Up The Thing About Watermelon Seeds Sprouting In Your Gut?

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For The Love Of God, Check Your Energy Drink Labels

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That "Sell By" Date Has Nothing To Do With Food Safety

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How Native Communities Are Reclaiming Their Corn

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These Remote-Controlled Grocery Delivery Carts Are Straight Out Of Total Recall

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He Died Doing What He Loved: Fossilized Fly Found With A Full Belly

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Where, Oh Where, Is Our Promised McPlant?

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Jay Leno Hates High-Priced Sandwiches

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Last Call: All The Times Bill Nye Taught Us About Food

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Consider This Your Reminder To Store Your Campsite Food Properly

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How To Bake Holiday Cookies That Will Make Your Great-Aunt Scream With Pleasure

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Colorado Gives Up, Accepts South Park Casa Bonita Purchase [Updated]

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Milk Bar Ice Cream Now Available Online For Us Poor Saps Who Don't Live On The Coasts

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The Truth Is Out: McDonald's Nuggets Have Four Distinct Shapes Including "Boot"

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Only 24 Hours Until The Pumpkin Spice Latte Returns To Our Hot Little Hands [Update]

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PWN Your Taste Buds With Gamer Breakfast Casserole

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Point/Counterpoint: Indoor Or Outdoor Dining?

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Cake Artist Honors Home Alone With Gargantuan Gingerbread McCallister House

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When All This Is Over, Slip On Your Birks And Head To The Most Vegan-Friendly Small Cities In The U.S.

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One Of These Chips Tastes Like A Nacho. One Will Blast Your A** To Kingdom Come.

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