News - The Takeout

Our Lager Who Art In Heaven: California Church Builds Its Own Brewery

By Kate Bernot August 24th, 2018 Read More
7-Eleven's New Delivery App Promises Salvation For Freaked-Out Stoners

By Kevin Pang August 24th, 2018 Read More
Mazel Tov! Box Wine Boyfriend Becomes Box Wine Fiancé

By Allison Shoemaker August 24th, 2018 Read More
Cops Discover Drug Tunnel From Mexico To Abandoned Arizona KFC

By Kate Bernot August 24th, 2018 Read More
Taco Bell Wants To Give Touring Bands $500 Worth Of Chalupas

By Allison Shoemaker August 24th, 2018 Read More
Savvy 109-Year-Old Lady Uses Restaurant's Birthday Discount To Make Money On Her Meal

By Kate Bernot August 24th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: California Politician Indicted For Spending Campaign Funds On Tequila, Fast Food

By Kate Bernot August 23rd, 2018 Read More
Netflix Nabs U.S. Rights To Air New Episodes of The Great British Baking Show

By Kevin Pang August 23rd, 2018 Read More
Dutch Supermarket Blesses World With 90 Seconds Of Sweet Humanity

By Kevin Pang August 23rd, 2018 Read More
Ice Cream Bagels?

By Allison Shoemaker August 23rd, 2018 Read More
Would You Buy A Bottle Of Lab-Grown Whiskey?

By Allison Shoemaker August 23rd, 2018 Read More
Goldman Sachs Will Spend A Fraction Of Its Billions To Ship Mothers' Breast Milk Home From Business Trips

By Kate Bernot August 23rd, 2018 Read More
George Clooney Tops Highest-Paid Actor List, All Thanks To Booze

By Allison Shoemaker August 23rd, 2018 Read More
USDA To Buy $50 Million In Milk, Donate It To Food Banks

By Kate Bernot August 23rd, 2018 Read More
Vehicles Just Keep Crashing Into This Unfortunate Massachusetts Restaurant

By Kate Bernot August 23rd, 2018 Read More
What Are The Small Steps You Take To Combat food Waste?

By Kate Bernot August 23rd, 2018 Read More
2 A.m. Steak Craving? There's A Meat Vending Machine For That

By Kate Bernot August 23rd, 2018 Read More
People Are Dropping 100-Percent Tips For Social Media's #Tipthebillchallenge

By Kate Bernot August 23rd, 2018 Read More
We Should Be Eating Medium-Rare Pork

By Kate Bernot August 23rd, 2018 Read More
A Muggle Eats Her Way Through Harry Potter's Magical Universe

By Allison Shoemaker August 22nd, 2018 Read More
Last Call: A Giant Box Of Fried Food Has Bewitched The Internet

By Kate Bernot August 22nd, 2018 Read More
Papa John's Founder Launches Truther Website [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot August 22nd, 2018 Read More
TIL Potatoes Were Weapons In World War II

By Allison Shoemaker August 22nd, 2018 Read More
Man Breaks Into Waterpark, Steals Funnel Cake, Melts Ice Cream, Ruins Summer

By Allison Shoemaker August 22nd, 2018 Read More
Meat Company: America's Bacon-Cooking Skills Are An Indictment Of Our Education System

By Kate Bernot August 22nd, 2018 Read More
Gorge On Fettuccini Until You Beg For Sweet Death With Olive Garden's Year-Long, Unlimited Pasta Pass

By Kate Bernot August 22nd, 2018 Read More
Chance The Rapper's Big-Screen Debut Will Be A Pizza-Delivery Horror Movie

By Allison Shoemaker August 22nd, 2018 Read More