News - The Takeout

Facebook Rejects King Cake Ad Due To Plastic Babies' "excessive Nudity"

By Kate Bernot January 15th, 2019 Read More
Woman Drinking Wine Out Of Pringles Can At Walmart Warms Internet's Jaded Heart

By Gwen Ihnat January 14th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What Is The deal With Instagrammed Airplane Food?

By Gwen Ihnat January 14th, 2019 Read More
You Can Now Send A Furloughed Federal Worker A Beer

By Gwen Ihnat January 14th, 2019 Read More
Bakers Say Hershey's Kisses Are Broken

By Kate Bernot January 14th, 2019 Read More
Cincinnati Pizza Delivery Drivers To Split $1 Million Settlement

By Kate Bernot January 14th, 2019 Read More
Silk Introduces Insufferably/excellently Named Oat Milk

By Allison Shoemaker January 14th, 2019 Read More
Bad News, preppers: Costco's 27-Lb. Tub Of Long-Life Mac-And-Cheese Has Sold Out

By Gwen Ihnat January 14th, 2019 Read More
Police Bar Congressman From Bringing Beer 6-Pack Onto House Floor

By Kate Bernot January 14th, 2019 Read More
Egg Photo Officially More Popular On Instagram Than Kylie Jenner

By Kate Bernot January 14th, 2019 Read More
Brewery Offers Year Of Free Beer To Anyone Who Can Kick A Field Goal Better Than Cody Parkey [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot January 14th, 2019 Read More
Fondue, Imma Let You Finish, But Raclette Is The Best Melted Cheese Of All Time

By Jeff Cioletti January 13th, 2019 Read More
#FlagshipFebruary Wants Beer Drinkers Not To Forget The Classics

By Kate Bernot January 13th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Only Connect is The Hardest TV Game Show I've Ever Watched

By Kevin Pang January 11th, 2019 Read More
Food Pantry Box Strategically Placed Near $1,000 Chicken Wing-Dinner Restaurant In Indy

By Gwen Ihnat January 11th, 2019 Read More
Degrassi: The Next Generation star Starts New Career In Champagne Business

By Allison Shoemaker January 11th, 2019 Read More
Ghosts Of Former Sears Buildings Could Become Shiny New Whole Foods

By Kate Bernot January 11th, 2019 Read More
America Forced To Consider French Onion Dip As Super Bowl Guac Shortage Looms

By Allison Shoemaker January 11th, 2019 Read More
Map Of Favorite Condiments By State Has Us Asking: What Even Is A Condiment?

By Gwen Ihnat January 11th, 2019 Read More
Bud Light Becomes First American Beer Labeled With Nutritional Facts

By Kate Bernot January 11th, 2019 Read More
Dump A Marg In Your Lap At This Atlanta restaurant's Bird Box dinner

By Allison Shoemaker January 11th, 2019 Read More
Once Again, Chick-Fil-A's Most Popular Food Item Of The Year Was not chicken

By Gwen Ihnat January 11th, 2019 Read More
A Pizzaiolo Explains His 4 Rules Of Pizza Toppings

By Gwen Ihnat January 10th, 2019 Read More
Micro-Resolutions: I'm Going To Whip Cream By Hand, Dang It

By Gwen Ihnat January 10th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Man Is Halfway To His Goal Of Cooking Every Ina Garten Recipe

By Kate Bernot January 10th, 2019 Read More
Mafia Daughter Opens Parisian Restaurant Called Corleone

By Gwen Ihnat January 10th, 2019 Read More
Taco Bell To Test Vegetarian Menu This Year

By Allison Shoemaker January 10th, 2019 Read More