News - The Takeout

Retiring 88-Year-Old McDonald's Worker Puts The "golden" In Golden Arches

By Gwen Ihnat March 11th, 2019 Read More
What's The Plural Of Fish Fry?

By Kate Bernot March 11th, 2019 Read More
Shoplifter Arrested After Downing Six Stellas In A Target Dressing Room

By Kevin Pang March 11th, 2019 Read More
Mayor Of Bologna: "Spaghetti Bolognese" Isn't Actually A Thing

By Gwen Ihnat March 11th, 2019 Read More
Dissatisfied Taco Bell Customer Goes Rogue

By Kate Bernot March 11th, 2019 Read More
Congressman Rails Against The "Straw Police" In California

By Gwen Ihnat March 11th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What's Your Favorite Meal When You're Feeling Sad?

By Gwen Ihnat March 8th, 2019 Read More
TIL The Guy Who Founded Tito's Is A Billionaire Named Bert Beveridge

By Allison Shoemaker March 8th, 2019 Read More
English Swans Invade Small Town In Search Of Junk Food

By Gwen Ihnat March 8th, 2019 Read More
Townspeople Irate Over New Wine Bar's Sexy, Sexy Curtains

By Allison Shoemaker March 8th, 2019 Read More
Restaurant Perplexed When 71 One-Star Facebook Reviews Pop Up In Single Day

By Gwen Ihnat March 8th, 2019 Read More
USDA, FDA Agree To Jointly Regulate "Cell-Cultured" Meat

By Kate Bernot March 8th, 2019 Read More
LaCroix CEO Says Running Company Is Like "caring For Someone Who Becomes Handicapped"

By Kate Bernot March 8th, 2019 Read More
Philadelphia Becomes The First Major City To Ban Cashless Restaurants

By Gwen Ihnat March 8th, 2019 Read More
Kansas Couple Has Ordered Nearly The Same Texas Roadhouse Meal 6 Days A Week For 15 Years

By Kate Bernot March 8th, 2019 Read More
TIL How The Church Saved Wineries During Prohibition

By Gwen Ihnat March 7th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Employee Pays For Woman's Meal, Melts Our Frozen Hearts

By Gwen Ihnat March 7th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Could You Eat The Same Meal Every Day?

By Gwen Ihnat March 7th, 2019 Read More
Which Food Word Makes You Cringe?

By Kate Bernot March 7th, 2019 Read More
Mystic Pizza Sues Mystic Pizzeria

By Kate Bernot March 7th, 2019 Read More
Want To Fill A Fish Tank With Ranch Dressing? Have We Got A Stunt For You

By Allison Shoemaker March 7th, 2019 Read More
Jiro Would Have Nightmares Of Beefshi, The Lunch Meat-Sushi Hybrid

By Kate Bernot March 7th, 2019 Read More
Chick-Fil-A Tested These 4 Foods, But Never Added Them To The Menu

By Gwen Ihnat March 7th, 2019 Read More
How To Put Korean Wing Sauce On (Almost) Everything

By Dennis Lee March 6th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What Shade Is Your Perfect Toast?

By Kate Bernot March 6th, 2019 Read More
Idyllic Walks Figure Prominently in The Jane Austen Diet

By Allison Shoemaker March 6th, 2019 Read More
Okay, Who Left 20 Pounds Of Pulled Meat In An Uber?

By Allison Shoemaker March 6th, 2019 Read More