News - The Takeout

Easter Ham Denied To International Space Station

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer April 19th, 2019 Read More
Ohio Man Pledges To Subsist Entirely On Beer For Lent [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2019 Read More
"Shell On Challenge" Latest Dumb Food Stunt Health Officials Warn Teens Against

By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2019 Read More
How To Perfectly Curate Your Easter Basket

By Marnie Shure April 18th, 2019 Read More
Why Confine Pepper-And-Egg Sandwich Season To Just 40 Days?

By Jeff Cioletti April 18th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Dinosaur Potstickers Are The Best Dino-Shaped Food Since Cafeteria Nuggets

By Kate Bernot April 18th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Trims Menu Again, This Time Nixing "Signature Crafted" Burgers

By Kevin Pang April 18th, 2019 Read More
Brewers Pitcher Fulfills Childhood Pledge To Bring Beloved Seafood Stand To The Masses

By Allison Shoemaker April 18th, 2019 Read More
Group Sues USDA, Claiming There's Poo On Your Chicken

By Kate Bernot April 18th, 2019 Read More
Chewy Chips Ahoy Cookies Recalled Because Of tantalizing Mystery

By Allison Shoemaker April 18th, 2019 Read More
Paula Deen Paula Deens A Burger

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer April 18th, 2019 Read More
Two Worms Hitch Rides In McDonald's Cups Straight Into Our Imaginations

By Allison Shoemaker April 18th, 2019 Read More
The Chick-Fil-A Culture Wars Have Escalated

By Kate Bernot April 18th, 2019 Read More
Chipotle's App Users Claim Their Accounts Are Being Hacked

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer April 18th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: The Most Frightening Video On YouTube

By Kevin Pang April 17th, 2019 Read More
Carl's Jr. To Introduce CBD Burger On 4/20

By Kate Bernot April 17th, 2019 Read More
"I Assure You This Will Not Backfire," Says Scientists Who Restored Brain Activity In Dead Pigs

By Kevin Pang April 17th, 2019 Read More
Disney Streaming Service To Include Be Our Chef, A Cooking Competition Hosted By Angela Kinsey

By Allison Shoemaker April 17th, 2019 Read More
Eating Muskrat Permissible On Fridays During Lent, Detroit Archdiocese Decrees

By Kate Bernot April 17th, 2019 Read More
South Korean Man Acquitted Of Gorging On Delicious Wings To Avoid Military Service

By Allison Shoemaker April 17th, 2019 Read More
Study: Teen Boys Eat Less Junk Food If They Think That Makes Them Rebellious

By Kate Bernot April 17th, 2019 Read More
"Ballistic" Woman Takes Baseball Bat To Rally's Windows Over Lack Of Chocolate Ice Cream

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer April 17th, 2019 Read More
Chinese Stir-Fry Arrived In Peru And Gave The World Lomo Saltado

By Ines Bellina April 16th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: A Science Experiment To Use Up Your Peeps

By Kate Bernot April 16th, 2019 Read More
Forbidden Froot: What A Childhood Without Sugary Cereal Does To A Man

By Jeff Ruby April 16th, 2019 Read More
Dear God: Please Bring Guy Fieri And Sammy Hagar Together To Make Tequila

By Kevin Pang April 16th, 2019 Read More
Arkansas Declares War On Cauliflower Rice

By Kate Bernot April 16th, 2019 Read More