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IHOP's Pancakes-In-A-Uterus Tweet Somehow Not Well Received

By Kate Bernot May 13th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: 4 Magic Tricks That Fooled Me Hard

By Kevin Pang May 10th, 2019 Read More
Peruvian Chef With 40 Frozen Piranhas Detained For 5 Hours At LAX

By Allison Shoemaker May 10th, 2019 Read More
British Museum Displays Cheese Made From Navel Bacteria Of Celebrities

By Allison Shoemaker May 10th, 2019 Read More
Advances In Science: We Can Now Tear CGI Bread In Half

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 10th, 2019 Read More
Blue Bottle Recalls Highly Touted Coffee Bean Cans Due To Explosions

By Kate Bernot May 10th, 2019 Read More
The Takeout officially Names Aperol Spritz The Passable Drink Of Summer

By Allison Shoemaker May 10th, 2019 Read More
Restaurants Want Us To Cut Our Food With Scissors

By Kate Bernot May 10th, 2019 Read More
Natty Light Seeks Summer Interns To Manufacture "Fire Viral Content" And "Sick Swag"

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 10th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Canadian Bar Outpolites Itself With Parking "Ticket"

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2019 Read More
2 Craft Beer Pioneers Combine Forces: Dogfish Head Sells To Boston Beer Company

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2019 Read More
Rhode Island Schools Backpedals On Proposal Critics Said Was "Lunch-Shaming" [Updated]

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 9th, 2019 Read More
Amy Poehler's Key To Wine-Tasting Is Bullshit—as In, You Can Just Bullshit

By Allison Shoemaker May 9th, 2019 Read More
Grab The Kahlua: It's 50-Cent Wendy's Frosty Season

By Allison Shoemaker May 9th, 2019 Read More
Oh Great, The Bubonic Plague Is Back

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2019 Read More
Finally, Chinese Hot-Pot Toothpaste

By Kevin Pang May 9th, 2019 Read More
Woman With 6-Energy-Drinks-A-Day Habit Hospitalized, Fitted With Pacemaker

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 9th, 2019 Read More
Study Suggests Americans Stop Eating Out, Getting Drinks, Enjoying Life In Any Meaningful Way

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 9th, 2019 Read More
Costco Receipt-Checking Protocol Fails To Nab Man Stealing 24 Bottles Of Hennessy

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2019 Read More
Wow That Man Ordered A Lot Of Eggs

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2019 Read More
Denver Just Decriminalized Magic Mushrooms [Updated]

By Kate Bernot May 9th, 2019 Read More
These Are The Best Candies Undiscovered By The Masses

By Marnie Shure May 8th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: In Woman Vs. Octopus, Octopus Goes Down Swinging

By Kevin Pang May 8th, 2019 Read More
The McDonald's Stroopwafel McFlurry Rumors Are True [Updated]

By Kate Bernot May 8th, 2019 Read More
Lawsuits Alleged Pam Cooking Spray "Exploded" On Users, Caused Severe Burns

By Kevin Pang May 8th, 2019 Read More
Tiffany Haddish Cooked Herself Chicken, Smuggled It Into The Met Gala In Her Purse

By Allison Shoemaker May 8th, 2019 Read More
Amy Schumer, Alyssa Milano Push Back On Hype Over Wendy's Spicy Nuggets

By Kate Bernot May 8th, 2019 Read More