News - The Takeout

Seattle Brewery Cancels Release Of Crips- And Bloods-Themed Beers After Outcry

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 28th, 2019 Read More
India To Become World's Second-Most Taco Bell'd Country

By Allison Shoemaker May 28th, 2019 Read More
Judge Orders Anheuser-Busch To Stop Running Annoying Corn-Syrup Ads

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2019 Read More
It's Time To Think Outside The Crock About Cheese Spread

By Nick Leggin May 27th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: What's Going On Your Long Weekend Playlist?

By Allison Shoemaker May 24th, 2019 Read More
Google's Human-Sounding, Reservation-Making Robots Are Sometimes Just Humans [UPDATED]

By Gwen Ihnat May 24th, 2019 Read More
Burger King Will Kind Of Pay Off Some Student Loans, Ish

By Allison Shoemaker May 24th, 2019 Read More
Federal Lawsuit Alleges Racism, Discrimination At Buffalo Wild Wings In Kansas

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 24th, 2019 Read More
Dad Who Found Metal In Kids' Halloween Candy Arrested For Putting It There Himself

By Kate Bernot May 24th, 2019 Read More
Arby's: We Have The Meats, Never The Un-Meats

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 24th, 2019 Read More
Alright Alright Alright, Matthew McConaughey And Guy Fieri Are Bros

By Kate Bernot May 24th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Sorry Boss, I'm Busy Playing IPA Video Games

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2019 Read More
Major Food Critic To Add Accessibility Info To Reviews

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2019 Read More
Disaster Averted As MLB Player Dodges Stampeding Sausage

By Allison Shoemaker May 23rd, 2019 Read More
Smiling Meat Face Appears In Bag Of Frozen Aldi Sausage

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2019 Read More
Sleuth Tracks Domino's Pizza Tracker, Wins Heart Of The Takeout

By Allison Shoemaker May 23rd, 2019 Read More
This Florida Checkers Is The Reason Food Inspections Exist

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 23rd, 2019 Read More
Kurt Cobain Wrote A Setlist On A Pizza Plate In 1990, And Someone Just Made $22K Off It

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 23rd, 2019 Read More
More Like Jammy John's, Amirite?: Sandwich Chain Releases Pinot Noir

By Allison Shoemaker May 23rd, 2019 Read More
This Race-Car Driver Suspiciously Prefers Skim Milk

By Kate Bernot May 23rd, 2019 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Bananas, Ice Cream, Honey

By Kate Bernot May 22nd, 2019 Read More
The Best New Candies From Sugar's Holy Land, The 2019 Sweets And Snacks Expo

By Josh Modell May 22nd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: No, this Is How You Say Châteauneuf-Du-Pape

By Allison Shoemaker May 22nd, 2019 Read More
Milkshakes Become U.K. Protesters' Weapon Of Choice

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer May 22nd, 2019 Read More
Washington Legalizes Human Composting, If You'd Like To Become Future Veggies

By Allison Shoemaker May 22nd, 2019 Read More
NYT Investigates The Shoey, Finds Kacey Musgraves Is A Genius

By Allison Shoemaker May 22nd, 2019 Read More
John Lithgow Haunted By Great British Baking Show Appearance, Will Never Be The Same

By Allison Shoemaker May 22nd, 2019 Read More