News - The Takeout

Sandi Toksvig Is Leaving The Great British Bake Off

By Allison Robicelli January 16th, 2020 Read More
New Yorkers Condemn Bill De Blasio's Bagel Lies

By Allison Robicelli January 16th, 2020 Read More
Oreo Brings Back Most Stuf, Sows Crumbs Of Discord Among Nation's Cookie Eaters

By Aimee Levitt January 16th, 2020 Read More
Wine Sales Hit 25-Year Low Because We're Busy Guzzling White Claw

By Marnie Shure January 16th, 2020 Read More
Utah Restaurant Sells Out Of Ill-Timed Kangaroo Burgers

By Aimee Levitt January 16th, 2020 Read More
Sharing The Following Foods Is Not Allowed

By Danny Palumbo January 16th, 2020 Read More
Kentucky Becomes The Latest State To Yearn For Nut Juice

By Allison Robicelli January 15th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: WWE Ice Cream Is Back! WOOOOOOO!

By Allison Robicelli January 15th, 2020 Read More
McDonald's To Owners: Forget The Lawsuits And Focus On Chicken

By Aimee Levitt January 15th, 2020 Read More
Ireland's METHLAB Will Protect Us From Cows Breaking Bad, Er, Wind

By Allison Robicelli January 15th, 2020 Read More
"Chinese Restaurant Syndrome" Is In The Dictionary, And Its Definition Needs A Refresh

By Marnie Shure January 15th, 2020 Read More
The #CancelBreakfast Controversy Has Taken An Even Less Interesting Turn [UPDATED]

By Marnie Shure January 15th, 2020 Read More
Beer Lover Brett Kavanaugh Wants To Be Remembered As The "Pizza Justice"

By Aimee Levitt January 15th, 2020 Read More
Get Schooled By Barberton Fried Chicken, Both A Crash Course And A Master Class In Lard

By Danny Palumbo January 15th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Let's Talk About The Retro Kitchens Of Our Dreams

By Marnie Shure January 15th, 2020 Read More
Can Poppy Seeds Do More Than Decorate Bagels?

By Dan Jakes January 14th, 2020 Read More
Zume Fires Pizza Robots, Pivots To Pizza Boxes

By Allison Robicelli January 14th, 2020 Read More
Brits Not Impressed By Heston Blumenthal's 2,000-Year-Old Volcano Bread

By Aimee Levitt January 14th, 2020 Read More
Burger King Releases—wait For It—a New Burger

By Allison Robicelli January 14th, 2020 Read More
San Francisco Hotel Threatening Slow Eaters With $30 Fine

By Marnie Shure January 14th, 2020 Read More
Shocking Expose Reveals That Philadelphia Cream Cheese Originated In... New York

By Aimee Levitt January 14th, 2020 Read More
Man Becomes Meme When All He Wants To Do Is Eat Kebab

By Allison Robicelli January 14th, 2020 Read More
Panera Aims To Make Its Menu 50% Plant-Based By Next Year

By Aimee Levitt January 14th, 2020 Read More
Burger King Kindly Offers Prince Harry A Job

By Marnie Shure January 14th, 2020 Read More
Popeyes Jumps In To Salvage Family Feud Loser's Dignity

By Aimee Levitt January 13th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Cheetle? Are We Calling It Cheetle Now?

By Marnie Shure January 13th, 2020 Read More
CES 2020 Was Basically An Unending Parade Of Kitchen Robots

By Allison Robicelli January 13th, 2020 Read More