News - The Takeout

Is Jell-O Gravy The Next Big Thing? Let's Find Out

By Clint Worthington December 17th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: We Wholeheartedly Support The Twitter Account Dedicated To Reviewing Canned Meats

By Dennis Lee December 16th, 2020 Read More
Customer At Ohio Restaurant Leaves $5,600 Tip

By Dennis Lee December 16th, 2020 Read More
Parched Americans Can't Stop Chugging Cool Blue Gatorade

By Lillian Stone December 16th, 2020 Read More
Nothing Can Keep Professors From Arguing Over Jewish Food

By Aimee Levitt December 16th, 2020 Read More
Cincinnati Is For (Beer) Lovers

By Lillian Stone December 16th, 2020 Read More
Flavor Explosion: Why Is Chick-Fil-A's Polynesian Sauce Eating Through Its Packaging?

By Dennis Lee December 16th, 2020 Read More
Researchers Are Using Coffee To Diagnose COVID-19

By Lillian Stone December 16th, 2020 Read More
Meet Gerald Stratford, The Undisputed King Of Big Veg Twitter

By Lillian Stone December 16th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Are There Any Food-Related Silver Linings To 2020?

By Aimee Levitt December 15th, 2020 Read More
Hotel Rooms Have Been Transformed Into Private Dining Rooms

By Dennis Lee December 15th, 2020 Read More
Heads Up: Diet Soda Is Just As Bad For Your Heart As The Regular Stuff

By Lillian Stone December 15th, 2020 Read More
Zut Alors! French Thieves Nearly Pull Off $6 Million Wine Heist

By Lillian Stone December 15th, 2020 Read More
What Will Be The Hottest Food Trend Of 2021? Chefs And Dieticians Have Some Guesses

By Dennis Lee December 15th, 2020 Read More
A Handy Guide To All The Free Food At McDonald's This Month

By Allison Robicelli December 15th, 2020 Read More
McDonald's Brazil Is Serving A Vat Of Piping Hot Dippin' Cheese

By Lillian Stone December 15th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Do You Eat On The Couch?

By Lillian Stone December 14th, 2020 Read More
Wine And Cheese Is Good For Your Brains

By Dennis Lee December 14th, 2020 Read More
All Hail The King's Hand, Twitter's Latest Culinary Shitpost

By Lillian Stone December 14th, 2020 Read More
The Loss Of Avocado Toast And Other Unforeseen Consequences Of Brexit

By Aimee Levitt December 14th, 2020 Read More
Good Luck Getting Your Filthy Paws On Pepperidge Farm Cookies This Year

By Lillian Stone December 14th, 2020 Read More
Rainbow Jell-O: Still Jiggly After All These Years?

By Nick Leggin December 14th, 2020 Read More
Coming To The Takeout: Jiggle All The Way

By Marnie Shure December 13th, 2020 Read More
She'brew #RBG IPA Honors Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Raises Money For ACLU

By Dennis Lee December 12th, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Tell Us All About Your Favorite Holiday Cookies

By Aimee Levitt December 11th, 2020 Read More
Ben & Jerry's Continues To Change The World With Ice Cream

By Allison Robicelli December 11th, 2020 Read More
The Sun Is Setting On The $3 Happy Meal

By Lillian Stone December 11th, 2020 Read More