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    News By Gwen Ihnat April 23rd, 2018

    Psychic Banana Predicted The Gender Of The New Royal Baby

    By Gwen Ihnat April 23rd, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018

    Restaurant Apologizes For Ignoring NBA Star And Giant Human Giannis Antetokounmpo

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    News By Gwen Ihnat April 23rd, 2018

    Woman Fined $500 For Taking Her In-Flight Apple Off The Plane

    By Gwen Ihnat April 23rd, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018

    Chefs Are Fed Up With Gordon Ramsay's "bullshit"—but America's Not

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    News By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018

    Barbara Bush's Favorite Pizza-Makers Were Invited To Her Funeral

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    News By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018

    Sexually Deprived Male Fruit Flies More Likely To Hit The Bottle

    By Kate Bernot April 23rd, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Dries April 22nd, 2018

    How I Live With A Tiny Fridge

    By Kate Dries April 22nd, 2018 Read More
  • Drinks
    Drinks By Kate Bernot April 22nd, 2018

    Beer Of The Week: Half Acre's Vallejo Is A Super-Clean IPA Built For Spring

    By Kate Bernot April 22nd, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kevin Pang April 20th, 2018

    Prince Sure Loved Häagen-Dazs And 5-Hour Energy Drinks

    By Kevin Pang April 20th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018

    France Bans Vegan Food Companies From Labeling Products "steak" Or "sausage"

    By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018

    Reese's Apologizes For Peanut-Butter-Less Cup By Showering Man With Candy

    By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018

    Snapchat's Augmented-Reality Filters Serve Up 3D Burgers 

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    News By Kevin Pang April 20th, 2018

    Teetotaling Pro Wrestler Jerry "The King" Lawler Now Has His Own Beer; Won't Try It

    By Kevin Pang April 20th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018

    Pray As You Watch This Saber-Wielding Man Use His Body As A Chopping Block

    By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018

    Panic! At The Sysco: Ranking The World's Most Threatened Foods

    By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018

    Asshole YouTuber May Go To Prison For Feeding Homeless Man Toothpaste-Filled Oreos 

    By Gwen Ihnat April 20th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018

    Everyone Involved In The Tokyo Joe's "Addicts" controversy Needs To Chill Out

    By Kate Bernot April 20th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Gwen Ihnat April 19th, 2018

    Healthy Eaters Generate The Most Food Waste

    By Gwen Ihnat April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018

    Yogurt To Be Kidding Me With This "dairy Beer"

    By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Allison Shoemaker April 19th, 2018

    Today In Tasty Science: Globe-Trotting Tubers, Ocean-Stirring Shrimp

    By Allison Shoemaker April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Allison Shoemaker April 19th, 2018

    First East Coast Voodoo Doughnut Will Be Hogwarts-Adjacent

    By Allison Shoemaker April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018

    The Olds Are Now Outdrinking Teens 

    By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Gwen Ihnat April 19th, 2018

    Expert: That's Not The Way You're Supposed To Eat A Ghost Pepper, Guy

    By Gwen Ihnat April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Gwen Ihnat April 19th, 2018

    Mayochup Catch-Up: New Condiment Headed To The States

    By Gwen Ihnat April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Allison Shoemaker April 19th, 2018

    Internet Reaches Its Peak In This Hybrid Sushi-Cats Video

    By Allison Shoemaker April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018

    New KFC Ads Are Metaphoric, Artistic Masterpieces

    By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018 Read More
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    News By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018

    Lean Cuisine Debuts Diet Plan That Requires A DNA Sample

    By Kate Bernot April 19th, 2018 Read More
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