Aww Dammit, Costco Food Court's New Al Pastor Salad Is Made Of Soy

By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018 Read More

Dildo Brewing Company Opens For Business

By Kate Bernot July 2nd, 2018 Read More

Jimmy John's Driver Busts Cheating Boyfriend

By Gwen Ihnat July 2nd, 2018 Read More

Ask Kate About Beer: What Beer Can I Drink If Can't Stomach Hops?

By Kate Bernot July 1st, 2018 Read More

Breweries Roll Out Cannabis-Infused Beverages That Actually Get You High

By Kate Bernot June 30th, 2018 Read More

Woman Sues Buffet For $1 Million after Developing "Fried Rice Syndrome"

By Gwen Ihnat June 30th, 2018 Read More

Starbursts Selling Bags Of All-Pink Candy, The Only Flavor That Matters

By Kevin Pang June 29th, 2018 Read More

People Keep Targeting The Wrong Red Hen Restaurant

By Gwen Ihnat June 29th, 2018 Read More

Rihanna's Glass-Stealing Method Seems To Work Work Work Work Work

By Allison Shoemaker June 29th, 2018 Read More

World's Only Combo Applebee's-IHOP Misses Its Chance At A Perfect Name Mash-Up

By Kate Bernot June 29th, 2018 Read More

Pretty Legit Amazon Prime Discounts Rolled Out At All Whole Foods Stores This Week

By Allison Shoemaker June 29th, 2018 Read More

Man Allegedly Killed 21 Coworkers By Poisoning Their Lunches Over Two Decades

By Allison Shoemaker June 29th, 2018 Read More

Space-Safe Champagne Exists, So We Can Colonize Mars Now

By Allison Shoemaker June 29th, 2018 Read More

Restaurants Are Using Facial-Recognition Software To Remember How You Like Your Burger

By Kate Bernot June 29th, 2018 Read More

Hey, Some Happy News: Hero Chick-Fil-A Employee Saves Choking Customer's Life

By Gwen Ihnat June 29th, 2018 Read More

Blue Apron Is Releasing A Smart, Strong, sensual Bob's Burgers meal Kit

By Allison Shoemaker June 29th, 2018 Read More

Why Are People Eating Avocado Pits?

By Kate Bernot June 29th, 2018 Read More

An Attempt To Replicate Jo's Iced Turbo, The Coffee Drink That Tames The Texas Heat

By Kevin Pang June 28th, 2018 Read More

Couple Spends 50th Wedding Anniversary In A Row At Burger King

By Kevin Pang June 28th, 2018 Read More

Marie Callender's And Hungry-Man To Say "I Do" In Frozen-Food Matrimony

By Gwen Ihnat June 28th, 2018 Read More

Hi Netflix, Please Make This Feud Betwixt Weed Farm And Vineyard Your Next Hit Docuseries

By Allison Shoemaker June 28th, 2018 Read More

Horny, Hungry Bears Are Wandering Into Residential Neighborhoods

By Gwen Ihnat June 28th, 2018 Read More

New Jello-O "toys" Encourage Kids To Make Dining Rooms Stickier, Grosser

By Kate Bernot June 28th, 2018 Read More

Total Dick Tattles On Fellow Train Rider Eating Burrito

By Kevin Pang June 28th, 2018 Read More

Starbucks Announces Unprecedented, Comprehensive health Benefits For Trans Employees

By Kate Bernot June 28th, 2018 Read More

13-Year-Old Invents Healthy Lollipop And Becomes Millionaire, Types Takeout Writer Still Pantsless At 11:40 A.m.

By Allison Shoemaker June 28th, 2018 Read More

Survey Shows Which States Have Most Fast-Food Joints, Per Capita

By Gwen Ihnat June 28th, 2018 Read More