Starbursts Selling Bags Of All-Pink Candy, The Only Flavor That Matters

The Takeout would like to inform our readers that Starburst is selling, for a limited time, bags containing only its strawberry "pink" candy, the only flavor that really matters.

Let us escalate this bold statement by issuing our official, sanctioned, irrefutable ranking of Starburst flavors.

1. Strawberry (pink)

2. Orange (orange)

3. Lemon (yellow)

4. Cherry (red)

You are wrong.