News - The Takeout

Point/counterpoint: Is It Tacky To Salt Your Restaurant Food?

By Gwen Ihnat May 22nd, 2018 Read More
The Dream Of The '90s Is Alive With New Scratch-And-Sniff Ice Pop Postage Stamps

By Kate Bernot May 22nd, 2018 Read More
I Gave Up Caffeine for A Month And Lived To Write This Essay

By Gwen Ihnat May 22nd, 2018 Read More
Point/counterpoint: Paper Straws Can Suck It

By Kevin Pang May 21st, 2018 Read More
"Bowl Food" Is Hot New Trend Where You Eat Food Out Of A Bowl

By Gwen Ihnat May 21st, 2018 Read More
All Hail Serena Williams, Supreme Duchess Of Beer Pong

By Kate Bernot May 21st, 2018 Read More
Imagine Being The Snowflake Offended By "Gingerbread People"

By Gwen Ihnat May 21st, 2018 Read More
Russians Turn Their Attention From Meddling In U.S. Elections To Restaurant Reviews

By Kate Bernot May 21st, 2018 Read More
All-You-Can-Eat Pizza Festival Runs Out Of Pizza, Blames "overzealous Appetites"

By Allison Shoemaker May 21st, 2018 Read More
Mario Batali Under Criminal Investigation By NYPD

By Kevin Pang May 21st, 2018 Read More
It's A Smallll Worrllgghdd Afffter arrrrf: Alcohol Now Served At All Disney World Restaurants

By Kevin Pang May 18th, 2018 Read More
NHL Star Wisely Pre-Games With Chicken Parmesan

By Kate Bernot May 18th, 2018 Read More
Good News, Salad Fans: Romaine Is Back

By Gwen Ihnat May 18th, 2018 Read More
Crowd-Funded Taco/mariachi Fiesta Headed To Offices Of Racist-Ranting Lawyer

By Gwen Ihnat May 18th, 2018 Read More
Pro-Vegan Ad Linking Milk To Cancer Banned For Being Bullshit

By Kate Bernot May 18th, 2018 Read More
Should You Taste Grapes At The Grocery Store Before Buying?

By Gwen Ihnat May 18th, 2018 Read More
United Caves To Customer Demands, Will Bring Back Tomato Juice To Flights

By Gwen Ihnat May 17th, 2018 Read More
Homeless Man Sues Burger King Over That Time He Spent Three Months In Jail For No Damn Reason

By Allison Shoemaker May 17th, 2018 Read More
I Scream, You Scream, Everyone Is Screaming Over Ketchup Ice Cream Inspired By Ed Sheeran

By Allison Shoemaker May 17th, 2018 Read More
Kim Kardashian West Criticized For Hawking "appetite-Suppressing" lollipops

By Kate Bernot May 17th, 2018 Read More
"Best By" Dates On Groceries Are About To Get Much Simpler

By Kate Bernot May 17th, 2018 Read More
Middle-Aged People Are Tripping On MDMA-Laced Brie

By Gwen Ihnat May 17th, 2018 Read More
Eating At A Japanese Baseball Stadium Is Totally すごい!

By Laura Studarus May 16th, 2018 Read More
I Cooked For An Entire Week Using Only Food Gadgets "As Seen On TV"

By Stacey Ballis May 16th, 2018 Read More
Harassment Over MAGA Hat inspires Conservative Cheesecake Factory Boycott

By Gwen Ihnat May 16th, 2018 Read More
Bedraggled Parents Eat More Than 150 Meals A Year While Standing

By Gwen Ihnat May 16th, 2018 Read More
Amazon Rolling Out Deeper Discounts At Whole Foods For Prime Members

By Allison Shoemaker May 16th, 2018 Read More