News - The Takeout

Why $5 Is Fast Food's Magic Price Point

By Kate Bernot July 26th, 2018 Read More
Jesus Saves: Religious People Likely To Spend Less On Groceries

By Kate Bernot July 26th, 2018 Read More
British Soccer Club's Hot Dog Uniforms Are Frankly Adorable

By Kevin Pang July 26th, 2018 Read More
Cheesecake Factory's 2,700-Calorie Breakfast Burrito Among "Winners" Of The Xtreme Eating Awards

By Gwen Ihnat July 26th, 2018 Read More
Guy Fieri Launches Enthusiastic Chicken Chain Chicken Guy!

By Kate Bernot July 26th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: If Only We Had This Litter-Box Parasite, We'd Be So Successful Right Now

By Gwen Ihnat July 25th, 2018 Read More
Big Chicken Shaq, A Television Show, Is Coming. Two Guesses What It's About.

By Allison Shoemaker July 25th, 2018 Read More
EU: Kit Kat's "Four-Finger" bar may Be Iconic, But It's Not A Trademark

By Gwen Ihnat July 25th, 2018 Read More
Marketing Bro Tries To Apologize For Using Human Tragedy To Sell Burgers

By Allison Shoemaker July 25th, 2018 Read More
Pizza Delivery Man Freed After 53 Days In ICE Custody

By Gwen Ihnat July 25th, 2018 Read More
Court: Taco Bell Can Keep Employees On-Site During Breaks If They Want Discounted Food

By Kate Bernot July 25th, 2018 Read More
A 13-Year-Old Just Sold His Prize Ham For $1,000

By Kate Bernot July 25th, 2018 Read More
Whole Foods-Amazon: "Nice Local Grocer You've Got, Shame If Free Delivery Happened To It"

By Allison Shoemaker July 25th, 2018 Read More
How Much Can Parents Really Control Their Kids' Eating Habits? We Ask A Kid

By Gwen Ihnat July 25th, 2018 Read More
Globally, Everyone Gets Hungry At 7 P.m. And 2 A.m.

By Kate Bernot July 25th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Stuffed Animal Slumber Parties Are Reason 8,032 Why We Love Libraries

By Gwen Ihnat July 25th, 2018 Read More
In Defense Of Shitty Nachos

By Allison Shoemaker July 24th, 2018 Read More
Oh Thank Goodness, A Nice Story About Nice EMTs And A Nice Stranger And, Um, IHOP

By Allison Shoemaker July 24th, 2018 Read More
Good Lord, Now They've Come For Our Goldfish Crackers

By Gwen Ihnat July 24th, 2018 Read More
Video Of Tomato-Stealing Mailman Exonerates Wrongly Accused Squirrel

By Gwen Ihnat July 24th, 2018 Read More
NHL Gets Mega Petty In Suit Against Knockoff Stanley Cup Beer Steins

By Kate Bernot July 24th, 2018 Read More
New Restaurant Faces Fake Yelp Reviews, Extortion By Romanian Scammers

By Kate Bernot July 24th, 2018 Read More
Walkers Shortbread Blames Butter For Crumby Profits

By Kate Bernot July 24th, 2018 Read More
Martin Yan Is Chinese Cooking's Greatest Evangelist

By Kevin Pang July 23rd, 2018 Read More
Last Call: All Hail The Renaissance Faire

By Gwen Ihnat July 23rd, 2018 Read More
Kentucky Distillery Collapse Sends 9,000 Barrels Of Bourbon Crashing To Ground, Story Just Gets Worse [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot July 23rd, 2018 Read More
2018 Isn't Done With Us Yet: Ritz Products Under Precautionary Recall

By Gwen Ihnat July 23rd, 2018 Read More