News - The Takeout

Last Call: A Sick Burn Of A Restaurant Review

By Gwen Ihnat August 31st, 2018 Read More
The Surprisingly Lofty History Of American Butter Sculpting

By Aimee Levitt August 31st, 2018 Read More
Wells Fargo Fires Or Suspends Several Bankers For Allegedly Forging Dinner Receipts

By Gwen Ihnat August 31st, 2018 Read More
Jennifer Garner Sucks At Retail, But She Sure Seems Nice

By Allison Shoemaker August 31st, 2018 Read More
We're Probably Drinking Our Office Coffee Wrong

By Kate Bernot August 31st, 2018 Read More
The Future Is Clear: Companies Testing Transparent Beer, Coffee In Japan

By Gwen Ihnat August 31st, 2018 Read More
Boycott In-N-Out Campaign Trends After Chain Donates To California GOP

By Kate Bernot August 31st, 2018 Read More
What's A Chocolate Egg Cream? (And Why Does It Contain Neither Egg Nor Cream?)

By Kate Bernot August 30th, 2018 Read More
A Guide To Old-Timey Candies For Our Modern Times

By Marnie Shure August 30th, 2018 Read More
Oh Jesus, Man's Arm Amputated After Bad Sushi Experience

By Allison Shoemaker August 30th, 2018 Read More
Gala Finally Kicks Red Delicious Out Of The Top Apple Spot

By Allison Shoemaker August 30th, 2018 Read More
Jimmy Fallon Picks Up $1,100 Restaurant Tab For Some Nice, Rich-Ass People

By Allison Shoemaker August 30th, 2018 Read More
Chefs Adding Vegan Items On Menus No Longer A Weird Hippie Thing

By Kevin Pang August 30th, 2018 Read More
Tonya Harding Aims For A Hit With Appearance On Food Network's Worst Cooks In America

By Kate Bernot August 30th, 2018 Read More
Serial Dine-And-Ditch Dater Faces 13 Years In Prison

By Gwen Ihnat August 30th, 2018 Read More
Manu Ginobili Honored With Free Tacos To All Who Speak His Name (In San Antonio)

By Allison Shoemaker August 30th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Ramen Beer? Ramen Beer.

By Kate Bernot August 30th, 2018 Read More
Seafood Restaurant Politely Acknowledges Chicago Bull Zach LaVine's Severe Defense Allergy

By Allison Shoemaker August 29th, 2018 Read More
KFC Will Give You $11,000 In Exchange For Your Child's Eternal Misery

By Kate Bernot August 29th, 2018 Read More
If You're Looking For Fast Restaurant Wifi, Hope You Like Wings

By Gwen Ihnat August 29th, 2018 Read More
Gird Your Arteries: 2018's Wacky-But-Delicious State Fair Foods

By Allison Shoemaker August 29th, 2018 Read More
This Papa John's Thing Is Never Going To Be Over, Is It

By Gwen Ihnat August 29th, 2018 Read More
Wisconsin Achieves Singularity With Brats Topped With Cheese Curds Served At Lambeau Field

By Kevin Pang August 29th, 2018 Read More
Chalupa-Loving Cartographer Links Cincinnati Taco Bells Into Beautiful Subway Map

By Allison Shoemaker August 29th, 2018 Read More
Town Of Mayo, Florida Temporarily Changes Name To Miracle Whip To Raise Cash

By Gwen Ihnat August 29th, 2018 Read More
Anthony Bourdain Documentary Coming To Theaters As Soon As Next Year

By Kate Bernot August 29th, 2018 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Hershey's Candy, Bait Fish, Lobster

By Kate Bernot August 28th, 2018 Read More