News - The Takeout

City Of Berkeley Goes Full Berkeley, Institutes Vegan Mondays

By Allison Shoemaker September 18th, 2018 Read More
Rotting-Food Stench Plagues Pharmacy Inside Shuttered Grocery Store

By Allison Shoemaker September 18th, 2018 Read More
Meat-Eaters Aghast At Vegan Brisket That Looks Just Like Beef

By Gwen Ihnat September 18th, 2018 Read More
A North Carolina Chick-Fil-A Opened Its Kitchen On Sunday To Help Hurricane Victims

By Gwen Ihnat September 18th, 2018 Read More
Taco Bell Heeds The Will Of The People, Resurrects Cult-Favorite Beefy Crunch Burrito

By Kate Bernot September 18th, 2018 Read More
Snack Subscription Box Arrives In Mailbox With Bonus Mystery Weed Nugs

By Allison Shoemaker September 18th, 2018 Read More
So... Best Cake?

By Kevin Pang September 18th, 2018 Read More
Coca-Cola Exploring Foray Into Cannabis Drinks

By Gwen Ihnat September 18th, 2018 Read More
Arby's: Tattoo Our Branding On Your Body In Exchange For... Nothing

By Kate Bernot September 18th, 2018 Read More
Food Writers Furious After Chicago Restaurant Secretly Served Them 3-Day-Old Dinner

By Kate Bernot September 18th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: An Architect-Turned-Pastry Chef's Mesmerizing Desserts

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2018 Read More
Some Sick Bastard In Australia Is Hiding Needles In Strawberries

By Gwen Ihnat September 17th, 2018 Read More
Body Of Christ Now Available Gluten-Free

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2018 Read More
Maybe Don't Bring Your Guns To Chuck E. Cheese's

By Gwen Ihnat September 17th, 2018 Read More
DIY Avocado Toast Is A Sham

By Gwen Ihnat September 17th, 2018 Read More
Precocious 10-Year-Old Launches Snack-Vending Company With Single Machine

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Bans Triathlete For Testing Limits Of All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Deal

By Kate Bernot September 17th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Meet The Greatest Card Handler In The World

By Kevin Pang September 14th, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Staff Surprises Colleague With Amazing Birthday Gift And You'll Easily Guess What It Is

By Kevin Pang September 14th, 2018 Read More
What's The Best Way To Cut A Sandwich?

By Gwen Ihnat September 14th, 2018 Read More
Hurricane Florence Quickly Depleting Food Banks' Supplies

By Gwen Ihnat September 14th, 2018 Read More
Flamin' Hot Cheetos Pop-Up Restaurant Will Feature Burritos, Wings, And Milkshakes

By Gwen Ihnat September 14th, 2018 Read More
Kal Penn Can Actually Eat White Castle Now

By Gwen Ihnat September 14th, 2018 Read More
Heirs To Alcohol Fortunes Turn Their Attention To Weed

By Kate Bernot September 14th, 2018 Read More
Ohio Man Calls 911, Causes Drive-Thru Standoff Over Rejected Burger King Coupon

By Kate Bernot September 14th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Hello Franklin BBQ, goodbye Cooking Light

By Gwen Ihnat September 13th, 2018 Read More
Cadbury Stockpiling Chocolate In Advance Of Possible Brexit Creme Eggs Shortagepocalypse

By Gwen Ihnat September 13th, 2018 Read More