News - The Takeout

Milwaukee Bucks Fans Have A Beer Button Now

By Allison Shoemaker January 2nd, 2019 Read More
Kentucky Police "Mourn" Loss Of Burned-Up Krispy Kreme Truck

By Gwen Ihnat January 2nd, 2019 Read More
Crap Thief Makes Off With Toilet Fixtures From New York Fast Food Chains

By Kevin Pang January 2nd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Have You Made Your Lemon Pig For The New Year Yet?

By Gwen Ihnat December 31st, 2018 Read More
The Most Useful Cookbooks Of 2018

By Kevin Pang December 31st, 2018 Read More
Only Time, Not Greasy Foods, Will Cure Your hangover Tomorrow, Says BBC

By Gwen Ihnat December 31st, 2018 Read More
Pennsylvania Town Dropping 400-Lb. Peep To Usher In New Year

By Gwen Ihnat December 31st, 2018 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Cash, Christmas Trees, Cooking Oil

By Kate Bernot December 28th, 2018 Read More
Lechon Is The World's Most Delicious Christmas Tradition

By M. Paramita Lin December 25th, 2018 Read More
Merry Christmas From Your Pals at The Takeout (What Are You Cooking?)

By Kevin Pang December 24th, 2018 Read More
Pedialyte Embraces Hungover-Adult Market

By Kate Bernot December 22nd, 2018 Read More
Last Call: The Intricacies Of Leaving Food For Santa

By Gwen Ihnat December 21st, 2018 Read More
Wendy's Brings Back Fast Food's Greatest Burger

By Kevin Pang December 21st, 2018 Read More
Chiefs' Ketchup-Obsessed Patrick Mahomes Signs Deal With Objectively Inferior Ketchup Maker

By Kate Bernot December 21st, 2018 Read More
Last Call: That Dunkin' Coffee Beer Is Pretty Tasty

By Kate Bernot December 20th, 2018 Read More
New Indicator Of Economic Health: Olive Garden Deals

By Kate Bernot December 20th, 2018 Read More
Brazen Dine-And-Dasher Inhales Truly Astounding Quantity Of Food And Booze

By Allison Shoemaker December 20th, 2018 Read More
South Carolina Restaurant Sues Woman Over "libelous" Online Review

By Kate Bernot December 20th, 2018 Read More
Post Office Inside Pub Means You Can Now Give Drunk Messages That Hand-Written Touch

By Kate Bernot December 20th, 2018 Read More
The Ross-From-Friends beer Bandit Is On The Lam

By Allison Shoemaker December 20th, 2018 Read More
Nothing Can Separate Hangry Driver From Her Buffalo Wild Wings—not Even A Parked Car

By Kate Bernot December 20th, 2018 Read More
Everything I've Learned As A Yule Log Obsessive

By A.E. Dwyer December 19th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: 2018 In Media Bloopers

By Kate Bernot December 19th, 2018 Read More
Germany's Food To Voluntarily Become Less Delicious

By Kate Bernot December 19th, 2018 Read More
The Most Useful Tips, Tricks, Tasty Knowledge We Learned In 2018

By Kevin Pang December 19th, 2018 Read More
Former Costco Employee Sentenced For Massive Fraud, Breach Of America's Last Shred Of Trust

By Kate Bernot December 19th, 2018 Read More
Inflatable Snowmen "fighting" Outside Taco Bell Enrapture Entire Nation

By Kate Bernot December 19th, 2018 Read More