News - The Takeout

Panera's Double Bread Bowl Is Not For The Faint Of Carb

By Gwen Ihnat February 13th, 2019 Read More
Chuck E. Cheese's "recycled Slices" Theory Joins Long Line Of Pizza Conspiracies

By Kate Bernot February 13th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: The Best Profile You Will Read This Week Is About A Dachshund

By Kate Bernot February 12th, 2019 Read More
USDA: Meat Derided As "pink Slime" Can Now Be Called Ground Beef

By Kate Bernot February 12th, 2019 Read More
There's A Matchmaking App For Cows Called Tudder

By Kevin Pang February 12th, 2019 Read More
Namaste, Shitheads: "Rage Yoga" Combines Beer, Cursing, Catharsis

By Kate Bernot February 12th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Limited-Time Donut Sticks Will Arrive Next Week

By Gwen Ihnat February 12th, 2019 Read More
A Beverage Company Wants To Suck Carbon Dioxide From Atmosphere To Make Bubbly Drinks

By Kate Bernot February 12th, 2019 Read More
Croiffles—croissants Pressed In A Waffle Iron—is Something We Can Get Behind

By Gwen Ihnat February 12th, 2019 Read More
Ultra-Processed Foods, Even In Small Amounts, Linked To Risk Of Early Death

By Kate Bernot February 12th, 2019 Read More
Man Sues Burger King For Revoked "Free Food For Life" Promise Made After Bathroom Mishap [UPDATED]

By Allison Shoemaker February 12th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: The Bachelor's Colton (Hopefully) Jumps Over The Wall Tonight

By Gwen Ihnat February 11th, 2019 Read More
New York, Chicago Cops Join Forces To Diss Each Other's Pizza

By Kevin Pang February 11th, 2019 Read More
Your Valentine Will For Sure Not Be Disappointed In Your Breadstick Bouquet

By Gwen Ihnat February 11th, 2019 Read More
Portland Grocery Stores Run Out Of Kale Ahead Of Big Snowstorm

By Allison Shoemaker February 11th, 2019 Read More
Some Restaurants Will Send You A Gift Card If You No-Show For A Reservation

By Kate Bernot February 11th, 2019 Read More
Dreamsicle Fans Should Be Happy About Coke's First New Flavor In 10 Years

By Gwen Ihnat February 11th, 2019 Read More
New Butterfinger Recipe Promises A Betterfinger

By Kate Bernot February 11th, 2019 Read More
Costco Offering 24-Pound Wedding Cake Made Of Fancy Cheese

By Gwen Ihnat February 11th, 2019 Read More
This Could Be Chipotle's Year (Really)

By Kate Bernot February 11th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Use A Fork To Hang Your Picture Frames Easily

By Kevin Pang February 8th, 2019 Read More
Ian McKellen Owns A Pub And Might Join Your Pub Quiz Team

By Allison Shoemaker February 8th, 2019 Read More
Grocer Adds Religious Border-Wall Statement To Weekly Flyer

By Gwen Ihnat February 8th, 2019 Read More
Aldi Invites Us To "Take On Brie" With Cheeses Named For Sick '80s Jams

By Allison Shoemaker February 8th, 2019 Read More
Non-Toxic Fugu Pufferfish Destroy Premise Of beloved Simpsons episode

By Kate Bernot February 8th, 2019 Read More
Japan Introduces "Drinkable" chips For One-Handed Snacking

By Gwen Ihnat February 8th, 2019 Read More
Waffle House Dims The Lights, Lays Out White Tablecloth, Opens Reservations For Valentine's Day

By Kate Bernot February 8th, 2019 Read More