News - The Takeout

English World Cup Team Reportedly Not Eating Russian Room Service Over Poisoning Fears

By Gwen Ihnat June 19th, 2018 Read More
Magical Edible Coating May Extend Ripeness Of Avocados

By Gwen Ihnat June 19th, 2018 Read More
Government Pulls Plug On Study Of Alcohol's Benefits Largely Funded By Alcohol Companies [UPDATED]

By Kate Bernot June 19th, 2018 Read More
Heartless Pizzamaker Withholds Pizza-In-Bed Box From Needy Masses

By Allison Shoemaker June 19th, 2018 Read More
All-You-Can-Eat Hot-Pot Special Puts Chinese Restaurant Out Of Business

By Kate Bernot June 19th, 2018 Read More
Survey: 10 Percent Of Millennials Never Tip

By Kate Bernot June 19th, 2018 Read More
[UPDATED] Maybe Don't Serve Meat At A Vegan Festival

By Kate Bernot June 19th, 2018 Read More
How Does Your Summery Negroni Cocktail Get That Cool Color? Possibly Bugs

By Gwen Ihnat June 18th, 2018 Read More
Woman Almost Killed By Shopping Cart Awarded $45 Million In Damages [UPDATED]

By Gwen Ihnat June 18th, 2018 Read More
San Fran Brewery Trolls Cavaliers With New "LeBron Tears" Beer

By Gwen Ihnat June 18th, 2018 Read More
Man's Burger Receipt From New York Restaurant Read "Please Spit In It"

By Kate Bernot June 18th, 2018 Read More
Performance Artist Sold Hot Dog Water For $38 At A Street Festival

By Kate Bernot June 18th, 2018 Read More
Yelp Bans 3rd-Grade Restaurant Reviewers; Integrity Of Yelp Reviews Now Restored

By Gwen Ihnat June 18th, 2018 Read More
Fatty, High-Carb Foods Light Up Your Brain Like Drugs

By Kate Bernot June 18th, 2018 Read More
What I Learned Going Through Whole30

By Marnie Shure June 17th, 2018 Read More
Walk Into The Weekend Like Michael Jordan With A Nearly Empty Bottle Of Tequila

By Allison Shoemaker June 15th, 2018 Read More
McDonald's Testing Plastic Straw Alternatives; Ikea And Others Phasing Them Out Entirely

By Allison Shoemaker June 15th, 2018 Read More
Wynonna Earp Fans, Help Us Out: Why Is This Man Licking A Potato?

By Allison Shoemaker June 15th, 2018 Read More
Snacking On Leftover Marijuana Chocolates Sends 2 Vermont Hotel Employees To The Hospital

By Kate Bernot June 15th, 2018 Read More
What Ever Happened To Home-Economics Class?

By Gwen Ihnat June 15th, 2018 Read More
Survey: The Average Drunk-Munchies Meal Adds Up To About 800 Calories

By Kate Bernot June 15th, 2018 Read More
"Spotted Dick" Dessert Renamed "Spotted Richard" In U.K. Parliament Dining Room

By Gwen Ihnat June 15th, 2018 Read More
Girl's Reese's Candy-Inspired Name Wins Her Family $10,000

By Kate Bernot June 15th, 2018 Read More
[UPDATED] This (Fake) Bot-Generated Olive Garden Commercial Is An Internet Treasure

By Kate Bernot June 14th, 2018 Read More
Good News/bad News: Aldi Has World-Class Whiskey That Costs Under $20—you Probably Can't Buy It

By Allison Shoemaker June 14th, 2018 Read More
I Tried The Frisbee-Sized Jurassic Dorito And Lived

By Gwen Ihnat June 14th, 2018 Read More
Dippin' Dots Cereal Isn't Actually Ice Cream, Just Tiny Round Flavor "Clusters"

By Allison Shoemaker June 14th, 2018 Read More