News - The Takeout

Japanese Worker Fined For Starting Lunch 3 Minutes Early

By Gwen Ihnat June 22nd, 2018 Read More
Chipotle To Expand Menu With Quesadillas And Milkshakes

By Gwen Ihnat June 22nd, 2018 Read More
Hero Mom Uses Diversionary Taco To Save Family From Harasser

By Gwen Ihnat June 22nd, 2018 Read More
Science Says 4 Cups Of Coffee Daily Is The Ideal Amount OKAYLETSGIVETHISASHOTSHALLWE

By Kate Bernot June 22nd, 2018 Read More
Study: Women Wearing Fat Suits Eat More Snacks

By Kate Bernot June 22nd, 2018 Read More
A Genetic Test Can Now Tell If You're Programmed To Hate Cilantro

By Kate Bernot June 22nd, 2018 Read More
United Just Ditched Stroopwafels, The Greatest Airline Snack Ever

By Kate Bernot June 21st, 2018 Read More
D.C. Voters Approve $15 Minimum Wage For Tipped Workers, Against Restaurants' Wishes

By Kate Bernot June 21st, 2018 Read More
Man Claims To Be The Prime Minister Of Morocco To Get Restaurant Reservation

By Gwen Ihnat June 21st, 2018 Read More
Girl Scout Cookie Money Allegedly Stolen By A Couple Of Real Assholes

By Allison Shoemaker June 21st, 2018 Read More
We Asked A LeBron/wine Expert About That LeBron/wine Story

By Allison Shoemaker June 21st, 2018 Read More
Queer Eye's Foodie Heartthrob Antoni Is Opening A Restaurant In New York

By Gwen Ihnat June 21st, 2018 Read More
These People Made A Camera Out Of A Potato, And It... Worked?

By Allison Shoemaker June 21st, 2018 Read More
Pudding Lost In Space

By Allison Shoemaker June 21st, 2018 Read More
Applebee's Working On A New App For Those Who Need Applebee's Right Freaking Now

By Kevin Pang June 21st, 2018 Read More
Flying Hot Dog Projectile Shot By Phillie Phanatic Injures Fan

By Kate Bernot June 21st, 2018 Read More
Canadian Pay-What-You-Can Grocery Store Is Making Us Feel A Tiny Bit Better About Life

By Allison Shoemaker June 20th, 2018 Read More
Black Widow Spider Adopted After Being Found In Broccoli

By Gwen Ihnat June 20th, 2018 Read More
Cops Visit Lemonade Stand Robbed By Jerkface Junior-High Kids

By Gwen Ihnat June 20th, 2018 Read More
Meat Sweats Are Real, Science Confirms

By Kate Bernot June 20th, 2018 Read More
Critical Beer Supplies In Danger Of Running Dry During The World Cup

By Kate Bernot June 20th, 2018 Read More
The Two Fastest-Growing Restaurant Chains In The U.S. Are Both Pizza Joints

By Allison Shoemaker June 20th, 2018 Read More
Creating A Muenster: The 5 Cheeses You Need For A Perfect Picnic Basket

By Joel Reese June 20th, 2018 Read More
Budget Airline Adds Some Strict Drinking Rules After Grounded Flight

By Gwen Ihnat June 20th, 2018 Read More
New Jersey Lawmaker Wants To Establish "Anthony Bourdain Food Trail"

By Kate Bernot June 20th, 2018 Read More
Behold The Donug, The Unholy-And-Probably-Delicious Chicken Nugget Doughnut

By Gwen Ihnat June 19th, 2018 Read More
GrubHub Delivery Person Accused Of Mistaking Laptop For Tip

By Allison Shoemaker June 19th, 2018 Read More