News - The Takeout

Vets Say Half The Dogs They See Are Fat And Most Owners Are In Denial

By Gwen Ihnat February 5th, 2019 Read More
Londoners Throw Away Too Much Bread Crust

By Kate Bernot February 5th, 2019 Read More
Of Course PETA Can't Take Hyundai's "Vegan Dinner Party" Joke

By Gwen Ihnat February 5th, 2019 Read More
We Didn't Know Nutella Was So Divisive

By Kate Bernot February 5th, 2019 Read More
British Chefs Champion Grey Squirrel As The Ultimate Sustainable Meat

By Kate Bernot February 5th, 2019 Read More
Let's Admit To Our Families' Bizarre Food Habits

By Gwen Ihnat February 4th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Brunch At Gwyneth Paltrow's House Sounds Predictably Insufferable

By Gwen Ihnat February 4th, 2019 Read More
Papa John's Gets New Board Chair, Probably Pissing Off Old Board Chair

By Gwen Ihnat February 4th, 2019 Read More
That Lady's Queso Didn't Look Like Queso

By Gwen Ihnat February 4th, 2019 Read More
Tell Sandwich Shop How Alone You Are, Receive A Free Cookie On Valentine's Day

By Kate Bernot February 4th, 2019 Read More
Andy Warhol Would Be Totally Down With That Burger King Ad

By Gwen Ihnat February 4th, 2019 Read More
Let's Get To The Bottom Of Bud Light's Corn Syrup Attack Ads

By Kate Bernot February 4th, 2019 Read More
You Have This Many Minutes To Consume McDonald's French Fries Before They're Inedible

By Allison Shoemaker February 3rd, 2019 Read More
"Build The Wall" Valentine's Day Cookie Baker Un-Apologizes, Says People Should "Lighten Up"

By Gwen Ihnat February 2nd, 2019 Read More
Ghirardelli And Russell Stover Fined $750,000 For Excessive Candy Packaging

By Gwen Ihnat February 2nd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Why This One Metal Chair Is In Every Restaurant

By Kate Bernot February 1st, 2019 Read More
Pepsi's #ColaTruce Stunt Sends 130K Meals To United Way, Shuts Our Mouths About Brand Feuds

By Allison Shoemaker February 1st, 2019 Read More
The "Fiji Water Girl" is Suing Fiji Water

By Allison Shoemaker February 1st, 2019 Read More
Harry Potter Beer Festival, Allow Us To Make Some Suggestions

By Allison Shoemaker February 1st, 2019 Read More
Hershey's Has Solved Its Kisses-Missing-Tips Problem

By Kate Bernot February 1st, 2019 Read More
Beyoncé And JAY-Z Offer Chance At Free Tickets For Life If You'll Just Go Vegan

By Gwen Ihnat February 1st, 2019 Read More
Unwanted Bologna Sandwiches Disturb New Mexico Residents

By Kate Bernot February 1st, 2019 Read More
Man Of The People Paul McCartney Thought A Bottle Of Whiskey Cost 2 Quid

By Kate Bernot February 1st, 2019 Read More
Make Homemade Pretzels, Achieve Instant Popularity

By Kate Bernot January 31st, 2019 Read More
Last Call: I Tried To Make A Polar Vortex Old-Fashioned

By Gwen Ihnat January 31st, 2019 Read More
Seinfeld will Play On Loop At New California Sports Bar, Costanza's

By Kate Bernot January 31st, 2019 Read More
Restaurant's "Pablo Escoburger" served With Line Of White Powder, Rolled-Up Dollar Bill

By Gwen Ihnat January 31st, 2019 Read More