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Last Call: Tripping deer/Phil Collins Video Holds Up

By Kate Bernot June 5th, 2019 Read More
Please Stop Calling The Cops About Fast Food

By Kate Bernot June 5th, 2019 Read More
America: Hold The Onions, Please

By Allison Shoemaker June 5th, 2019 Read More
World's Second- And Third-Richest Men Work Shift At Dairy Queen

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 5th, 2019 Read More
Americans Spend Roughly The Same Amount On Legal Weed And Taco Bell

By Kate Bernot June 5th, 2019 Read More
Florida Alligator Crashes Picnic, Houses Guacamole

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 5th, 2019 Read More
Container Of Lentil Soup Commutes On NYC's G Train

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 5th, 2019 Read More
Yeah, Energy Drinks Are Probably Messing With Your Heart

By Kate Bernot June 5th, 2019 Read More
This Diet Helped Me Fight Jet Lag

By Kevin Pang June 4th, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Jeopardy's Great Football Fail Of 2018

By Kate Bernot June 4th, 2019 Read More
Dating App Bumble Will Open Bar In NYC Where People Can Meet Other People

By Kate Bernot June 4th, 2019 Read More
Carnival Cruises Will Deliver Your Beers Anywhere Onboard

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 4th, 2019 Read More
Ben & Jerry's Hopes To Stay Incredibly On-Brand With CBD Ice Cream

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 4th, 2019 Read More
Millennials Pine For Lunch Breaks

By Kate Bernot June 4th, 2019 Read More
Budweiser U.K.'s Pride Campaign Raises Flags, And Not Just Rainbow Ones

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 4th, 2019 Read More
Chipotle Could Raise Burrito Prices 5 Cents In Response To Mexican Tariffs

By Kate Bernot June 4th, 2019 Read More
McDonald's Will Take Your Foreign Currency Loose Change And Give You A Sandwich

By Kevin Pang June 4th, 2019 Read More
Choose One: Bacon Or Sausage. Answer Now.

By Kate Bernot June 3rd, 2019 Read More
If You Thought Kona Beer Was Brewed In Hawaii, You're Probably Eligible For A Refund

By Kate Bernot June 3rd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: Alton Brown's Good Eats returns In August

By Kate Bernot June 3rd, 2019 Read More
Iceland Declares Its Tap Water A Premium Brand

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 3rd, 2019 Read More
IHOP Is Back On Its Burger Bullshit

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 3rd, 2019 Read More
University Of Georgia Will Sell Alcohol At Football Games, Starting At $25K

By Kate Bernot June 3rd, 2019 Read More
English Horse And Its Terrible Owner Denied Entry To McDonald's

By Dominick Suzanne-Mayer June 3rd, 2019 Read More
Maybe Don't Drink 25 Cups Of Coffee A Day?

By Kate Bernot June 3rd, 2019 Read More
Last Call: The Only Good Brand Twitter Account

By Allison Shoemaker May 31st, 2019 Read More
The Surest Sign RuPaul's Drag Race has Hit The Mainstream: A McDonald's Commercial [Updated]

By Allison Shoemaker May 31st, 2019 Read More