News - The Takeout

Prince William Has Been Caught Staring At Breasts

By Lillian Stone October 23rd, 2020 Read More
Saddest News Ever: South Korea Is Experiencing A Kimchi Shortage

By Dennis Lee October 23rd, 2020 Read More
Apropos Of Nothing, A Brief History Of Abortifacients

By Aimee Levitt October 23rd, 2020 Read More
Retailers Are Marking Up Your Fancy Little Pumpkin Treats By 175.1%

By Lillian Stone October 23rd, 2020 Read More
If The Apocalypse Happens This Year, Oreo Is Prepared

By Aimee Levitt October 23rd, 2020 Read More
Clear Your Sinuses With Smirnoff's Spicy Tamarind Vodka

By Lillian Stone October 23rd, 2020 Read More
Last Call: Die, Die, Die, My Delicious Darling

By Allison Robicelli October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Please Tell Me There Aren't Really Dead Wasps In Every Fig

By Dennis Lee October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Man Eats 41 Tacos In One Sitting, Is The Hero We Need

By Dennis Lee October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Cozy Up In A Tastefully Ostentatious Flamin' Hot Cheetos Holiday Sweater

By Lillian Stone October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Can Thanksgiving Still Be Thanksgiving Without An Enormous Turkey?

By Aimee Levitt October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Sure, Fine: The American Dairy Association Declares Chocolate Milk The "Official Drink Of Halloween"

By Lillian Stone October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Your Go-To Spices Could Be Swimming With Salmonella

By Lillian Stone October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Food & Wine Releases A List Of The Best Hot Dog In Every State, So Prepare To Fight

By Dennis Lee October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Pandemic Can Stop Haven Brothers, America's Oldest Food Truck

By Julie Tremaine October 22nd, 2020 Read More
Last Call: What Is Your Pet's Media Diet?

By Marnie Shure October 21st, 2020 Read More
McDonald's Is So Bad At McFlurries That It Has Formed A McFlurry Task Force

By Allison Robicelli October 21st, 2020 Read More
There's A Battle Waging In The EU, And It's About The Term "Veggie Burger"

By Dennis Lee October 21st, 2020 Read More
Nominate Your Favorite Caffeine Freak To Win A Year's Supply Of Diet Coke

By Lillian Stone October 21st, 2020 Read More
In 2021 Whole Foods Predicts We Will Be Eating "Baby Food, All Grown Up"

By Lillian Stone October 21st, 2020 Read More
Check Out This Gnarly 1,695-Year-Old Bottle Of Wine

By Dennis Lee October 21st, 2020 Read More
Hey, Guess What? Food Shortages Are Coming Back!

By Aimee Levitt October 21st, 2020 Read More
Temptations Dropped A Horror Movie For Cats To Promote Its New Creepy Catnip

By Lillian Stone October 21st, 2020 Read More
Please Stop Putting Razor Blades In Food, Including Pizza Dough

By Dennis Lee October 21st, 2020 Read More
Candy Companies Want To Save Halloween (And Their Profit Margins)

By Lillian Stone October 21st, 2020 Read More
Jamaican Jerk Is A Flavor, A Method, And A National Identity

By Sharine Taylor October 21st, 2020 Read More
Last Call: What's The Best Way To Carve A Jack-O-Lantern?

By Aimee Levitt October 20th, 2020 Read More