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Thief Apprehended After He Falls Through The Ceiling Of An Idaho Subway

By Aimee Levitt May 21st, 2021 Read More
Skittles Says Screw It, Releases Bags Of All Lime

By Dennis Lee May 21st, 2021 Read More
Produce Some Blue Poop Super-Fast And Impress All Your Friends

By Allison Robicelli May 21st, 2021 Read More
@PicturesofDives Is The @NonstandardMcDonalds Of Dive Bars

By Aimee Levitt May 21st, 2021 Read More
TIL McDonald's Serves Five Different Types Of Eggs, And One Is Superior To The Rest

By Marnie Shure May 21st, 2021 Read More
Last Call: Have You Ever Gotten Free Fast Food Just By Asking?

By Marnie Shure May 20th, 2021 Read More
Aldi Fans Devise Genius Two-Ingredient Booze Sacks

By Dennis Lee May 20th, 2021 Read More
The U.S. Government Is Buying $40 Million Worth Of Pistachios And $70 Million Of Seafood

By Dennis Lee May 20th, 2021 Read More
Auntie Anne's Moves Beyond The Mall To Open Its First Drive-Thru

By Allison Robicelli May 20th, 2021 Read More
The History Of Processed Foods Is Longer Than You Think

By Allison Robicelli May 20th, 2021 Read More
The Big Honkin' Guide To America's Regional Pizza Styles

By Dennis Lee May 20th, 2021 Read More
Last Call: Would You Still Pay $100 To Get Your Birthday Piecaken Shipped From New York?

By Aimee Levitt May 19th, 2021 Read More
Fortune Cookie Lottery Numbers Actually Work. Who Knew?

By Dennis Lee May 19th, 2021 Read More
Criss Angel Is Opening Up A Restaurant, And It's Not Called Mindsteak

By Dennis Lee May 19th, 2021 Read More
Burger King's Chicken Sandwich Has Been Given A Proper Name

By Marnie Shure May 19th, 2021 Read More
This Is The Cicada Cookie Recipe We've Waited 17 Years For

By Aimee Levitt May 19th, 2021 Read More
Last Call: What's Your Favorite Stinky Food?

By Dennis Lee May 18th, 2021 Read More
Sweet Justice: Milwaukee Bakery Prints Robbery Suspect's Face On Cookies, Perp Gets Nabbed

By Dennis Lee May 18th, 2021 Read More
TIL: You Can Caramelize Onions In The Oven

By Dennis Lee May 18th, 2021 Read More
Edward And Former Starbucks Barista Who Made Him Famous Meet, Share Edwards [Updated]

By Allison Robicelli May 18th, 2021 Read More
Starbucks And Chipotle Follow Trader Joe's Lead With New Mask-Optional Policies [Updated]

By Marnie Shure May 18th, 2021 Read More
Last Call: Can I Ever Forgive My Husband For Withholding Valuable Taco Intel?

By Allison Robicelli May 17th, 2021 Read More
Watch A Master Pastry Chef Create The Rock's Edible Birthday Gift

By Marnie Shure May 17th, 2021 Read More
Hey UK Peeps, If You Want To Save Your Pubs, You'll Need To Down 124 Pints

By Dennis Lee May 17th, 2021 Read More
New York Times White House Expose Reveals Biden Is Fan Of Orange Gatorade

By Aimee Levitt May 17th, 2021 Read More
The Best And Worst Fruits To Share With Your Dog

By Dennis Lee May 17th, 2021 Read More
How A Milk Vending Machine Saved A Welsh Dairy Farm

By Dennis Lee May 15th, 2021 Read More