News - The Takeout

Please Welcome Two New Members To The Takeout Staff

By Marnie Shure October 18th, 2021 Read More
Virginia Museum Preserves A 95-Year-Old Sandwich

By Brianna Wellen October 18th, 2021 Read More
Royal Doctors Decide Queen Elizabeth Is "Too Old" To Get Krunk

By Allison Robicelli October 18th, 2021 Read More
Salt Bae Customer Salty At The Fact His Bill Was Over $50,000

By Dennis Lee October 15th, 2021 Read More
A UK Baker Fights "Sprinkle Police" For His Right To Decorate

By Brianna Wellen October 15th, 2021 Read More
Butter Check On Your Turkey, There's A Butterball Recall

By Dennis Lee October 15th, 2021 Read More
Is Your Cat Plotting To Destroy You?

By Allison Robicelli October 14th, 2021 Read More
Megan Thee Stallion Is Dropping Her Very Own Hot Sauce

By Brianna Wellen October 14th, 2021 Read More
Even More Pasta Is Coming To Trader Joe's

By Brianna Wellen October 14th, 2021 Read More
Fire Up Your Home Ovens, Because Cottage Foods Are Here To Stay

By Brianna Wellen October 14th, 2021 Read More
Choose Your Fighter: Bobby Flay Vs. Guy Fieri

By Marnie Shure October 13th, 2021 Read More
Can You Be Converted Into A Licorice Lover?

By Brianna Wellen October 13th, 2021 Read More
Need A Halloween Costume? These Brands Have You Covered [Updated]

By Allison Robicelli October 13th, 2021 Read More
The Restaurant Staffing Shortage Is About To Get Much Worse

By Dennis Lee October 13th, 2021 Read More
Long Live To-Go Cocktails!

By Brianna Wellen October 13th, 2021 Read More
What's Your Favorite Song That Mentions Food?

By Dennis Lee October 12th, 2021 Read More
Dentists Don't Hate Chocolate As Much As We Thought

By Dennis Lee October 12th, 2021 Read More
Prince Charles Has Been Driving A Cheese-Fueled Car For Years And Nobody Noticed

By Allison Robicelli October 12th, 2021 Read More
There Is One Correct Place To Store Eggs Inside Your Fridge

By Dennis Lee October 12th, 2021 Read More
Final Fantasy Players Dress Like Colonel Sanders And A Giant Chicken And Get Into Fights

By Dennis Lee October 11th, 2021 Read More
McDonald's Offers Free Breakfast To People Who Voluntarily Wrangle Children

By Allison Robicelli October 11th, 2021 Read More
Domino's Debuts Three New Baked Dips

By Dennis Lee October 11th, 2021 Read More
Parents, Do You Ration Your Kids' Halloween Candy?

By Dennis Lee October 11th, 2021 Read More
Please Don't Reheat Your Pizza Inside The Pizza Box

By Dennis Lee October 10th, 2021 Read More
Old Country Buffet Is Probably Dead Forever

By Dennis Lee October 8th, 2021 Read More
Costco Brings Back A Fall Favorite, And Yes, It's Pumpkin Spiced

By Dennis Lee October 8th, 2021 Read More
My Favorite Buffet Memory Doesn't Involve Any Food Whatsoever

By Dennis Lee October 7th, 2021 Read More