Lincoln Library Now Allowing "Covered Container" drinks and "Odor-Free" Foods

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Total Butthole Drives Car While Eating A Giant Bowl Of Cereal

By Allison Shoemaker September 27th, 2018 Read More

"It Is A Boy Bird With Crispy Chicken Tenders From Burger Thing"

By Allison Shoemaker September 27th, 2018 Read More

McDonald's Worker Allegedly Spiked Deputy's Drink With Peroxide

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

FDA To Start Naming Stores Affected By Food Recalls

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More

Lack Of Gen Z Workers A Potential "Crisis" For Restaurants

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More

Quitting Junk Food Can Bring On Withdrawal Symptoms

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Is Candy Corn Delicious Or Satan's Earwax?

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Hey Buddy, You Wanna Buy Papa John's? 

By Kate Bernot September 27th, 2018 Read More

The Takeout investigates: Can You Have Too Much Pepperoni On A Pizza?

By Kevin Pang September 27th, 2018 Read More

McDonald's Is Removing All Artificial Preservatives And Colors From Its Classic Burgers

By Gwen Ihnat September 27th, 2018 Read More

Hey Leslie Jordan, Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

By Allison Shoemaker September 27th, 2018 Read More

The Surprisingly Pleasing Combo Of Peanut Butter-And-Mayo Sandwiches

By Gwen Ihnat September 26th, 2018 Read More

5 Rules For Better Drinking At A Beer Bar

By Kate Bernot September 26th, 2018 Read More

How To Make The McAffogato, The Classiest McDonald's Menu Hack

By Allison Shoemaker September 26th, 2018 Read More

Last Call: I Wish To Join The Taco Bell Drawing Club

By Kate Bernot September 26th, 2018 Read More

Olive Garden Organizes Ingredients Into A Completely Different Order, Calls It Lasagna Dip

By Gwen Ihnat September 26th, 2018 Read More

Taco Bell Breakfast Thrives Even Though No One Gives A Shit About Its Coffee

By Allison Shoemaker September 26th, 2018 Read More

Papa John's May Ditch Apostrophe From Name, Because We are all Papas John

By Allison Shoemaker September 26th, 2018 Read More

Walmart Files Patent For Shopping Carts That Measure Your Stress Level

By Kate Bernot September 26th, 2018 Read More

Chocolate Cottage In France Gives New Meaning To "home Sweet Home"

By Gwen Ihnat September 26th, 2018 Read More

Are New Jersey's New Brewery Regulations Too Restrictive?

By Kate Bernot September 26th, 2018 Read More

Frustrated By Plastic-Bag Ban, New Zealand Shoppers Resort To Stealing Grocery Baskets

By Kate Bernot September 26th, 2018 Read More

Madonna. Pele. Bono. Dunkin'.

By Kevin Pang September 26th, 2018 Read More

The Utter Deliciousness Of Braised Oxtails Can't Be Overstated

By A.E. Dwyer September 25th, 2018 Read More

This Month In Overturned Trucks: Beef Roasts, Cheese, Dog Food

By Kate Bernot September 25th, 2018 Read More

Last Call: Don't Be The Dope Who Misses The Harvest Moon 

By Gwen Ihnat September 25th, 2018 Read More