Total Butthole Drives Car While Eating A Giant Bowl Of Cereal
The Manchester Evening News is reporting that some total buttfaced dweeb was driving down the road while eating a bowl of cereal, like some "look ma no hands" shit. This may not seem like a huge deal—just a guy and some cereal, whatever. But this world is full of buttfaced dweebs and this one should not do this anymore.
The image below was captured by "a motorbike rider wearing a dashcam on his helmet" while commuting to work on Monday morning. He pulled up alongside a red Ford Fiesta and saw he was just thoroughly going to town on a really sizeable bowl of Kix or something.
He had a hand on a bowl, a hand on a spoon, and no hands on the steering wheel, because this unnamed driver is a total butthole who cannot be bothered to drive like an adult and has apparently never heard of breakfast burritos.
The biker, who chose to remain anonymous, apparently agrees with me:
"They don't know what they are putting at risk, people's lives and their jobs. I see something every day."
Here are some breakfasts you can eat with one hand:
- Toast
- A Pop-Tart
- A doughnut
- An apple
- A banana
- A smoothie
- An apple-banana smoothie
- Toaster strudel
- A bagel
- A bagel with lox
- A bagel with peanut butter
- A Cynthia Nixon bagel
- A spoon covered in peanut butter
- A granola bar
- Cereal from a little baggie without milk, like early days Kendall Jenner
- Danish
- The little yogurts from To All The Boys I've Loved Before
- A Sausage McMuffin
- A Sausage McGriddle
- A crazy novelty Taco Bell breakfast taco
- Grapes
- Orange slices
- Trail mix
- A bowl of cereal that's sitting on your desk so you don't have to hold the bowl with one hand
What the hell, guy. Get it together.