News - The Takeout

Presenting Pepsi Apple Pie, A Caffeinated Dessert You Can Slurp Through A Straw

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Feed Your Inner Bucking Bronco With These Rodeo-Inspired Recipes

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Yes, Big Macs Cost More In High-Minimum-Wage Areas—but Not For The Reason You Think

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Where To Even Begin With The Ongoing Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Tail Saga Of 2021?

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Florida Hero Thaws Thanksgiving Turkey In Chlorinated Pool

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Please, God, Spare New Jersey From The Scourge Of The Mister Softee Jingle

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Tequila Bar Files As A Place Of Worship To Skirt Pandemic Restrictions

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I'll Give You A Nickel If You Drink A Pickle (Margarita)

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Last Call: Let's Get Horned Up Over Mario Lopez As Sexy Colonel Sanders

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Last Call: What's The Most Ridiculous Food You've Ever Snuck Into A Movie Theater?

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Get Rekd By This High-Octane Homebrewing Video Game

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TIL Perfect Fried Rice Is All About Wok Hei, The 'Breath Of A Wok'

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Brewery Diners Skipped The Tip And Left A Nasty Note—so This Town Raised Nearly $2,000 For The Server

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Parched Americans Can't Stop Chugging Cool Blue Gatorade

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Pepsi Wasn't Bluffing About "Cocoa" Cola [Updated]

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The Masters Golf Tournament Is Haunted By The Petty Specter Of A Pimento Cheese Sandwich

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A Dark And Stormy Bite: That Time A Bunch Of Dutch People Ate Their Prime Minister

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God Save The Queen: Baker Is Donating Australian Lamington Cakes To UK Hospital Workers

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This Cinco De Mayo, Let The Rock Buy Your Guac

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This NJ Ice Cream Shop Has Gone To The Dogs

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Your Protein Powder Might Be Contaminated With Soy

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George Clooney Is Raffling Off A Delicious Lunch With George Clooney

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Which Chocolate Flavor Does Your State Taste Like?

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This Purse From Tillamook Holds All Kinds Of Cheddar

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Everything's Coming Up Kelp

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Someone Used A UK Government Agency Credit Card To Spend $8,000 On Fancy Chocolate

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Shaq's Historic Krispy Kreme Was Damaged In A Fire, But It'll Be Okay

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