News - The Takeout

Helpful Barista Reveals The Absolute Worst Deals At Starbucks

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TIL Flour Can Pose A Major Food Poisoning Risk

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Chipotle's 4% Price Increase Is Really, Really Not A Big Deal

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Pumpkin Pie Milk Is The Latest Curiosity On Supermarket Shelves

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Nothing Says "Holy Matrimony" Like A Subway Sandwich

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We Need To Avoid Deli Meats For A While. Oh, Dear God, No!

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Alas, You Only Get One Free Slurpee During 7-Eleven's Free Slurpee Month

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Enterprising College Kid Cranks Out Fancy Lattes From His Dorm Room

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Bring Unto Me Thy Beer Bong, For I Shall Chug The Goose Turd Beer

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Jack Daniel's Has No Patience For Dog Poop Jokes

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Woman Uses Frozen Chicken As Projectile In Walmart Brawl

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Prosecco, Prosekar, Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

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Why Is Thanksgiving The Fourth Thursday In November? So You Can Buy More Junk

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Kellogg's Is Combining Two Cereals For Unprecedented Breakfast Pleasure

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Dunkin' Debuts A Different Kind Of Bean

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Argentinian Beer Pirates Make Off With 185 Gallons Of Yeasty Plunder

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Tell Us About Your Family's Most Unique Holiday Tradition

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Candy Is Dandy, And So Is This Oral History Of Augustus Gloop's Plunge Into Chocolatey Waters

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Thou Art Eating Raw Sewage, Milord

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*Sniffs Air* There's More Internet Shrimp Drama Afoot

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Let's Have A Frank Conversation About Washing Our Produce

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Whole Foods Offering Thanksgiving "Turkey Insurance" To Cover Culinary Calamities

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Man Sues Company For Sending Him Chocolate Penis, Claims "Emotional Distress"

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Can Buttermints Overcome Their Old-School Reputation?

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Divorcing Couple Fights Over French Winery, As You Do

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We Asked A Bunch Of Seventh Graders Some Of Your Most Contentious Food Questions

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Handsome Englishman Chops Off His Handsome English Fingertip On TV

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