News - The Takeout

Cashier Stops Good Samaritan From Helping Pay For Low-Income Mom's Groceries

By Kate Bernot May 31st, 2018 Read More
Snoop Dogg Now Guinness Record Holder For World's Largest Gin And Juice

By Gwen Ihnat May 31st, 2018 Read More
Argentinian Official Apologizes For Eating Jesus Cake With Red Velvet Stigmata

By Allison Shoemaker May 31st, 2018 Read More
Fat Man Tells Nation To Get Off Its Ass

By Kate Bernot May 31st, 2018 Read More
Restaurant Dishes Prepared Tableside, Ranked By Absurdity

By Kate Bernot May 30th, 2018 Read More
KFCs In The U.K. Promise Healthier Meals By 2020

By Gwen Ihnat May 30th, 2018 Read More
Sacramento Chick-Fil-A's Way Of Attracting Fast-Food Workers? Pay Them $18 An Hour.

By Gwen Ihnat May 30th, 2018 Read More
IHOP Apologizes For Manager Who Caused Family Of Boy Without Arms To Leave Restaurant

By Kate Bernot May 30th, 2018 Read More
Report: North Korea Might Not Give Up Nukes, But Will Consider A Burger Chain

By Gwen Ihnat May 30th, 2018 Read More
RIP Impulsive Checkout-Line Snack Purchases

By Kate Bernot May 30th, 2018 Read More
The Egg Cooker Is The Laziest Way To Make Hardboiled Eggs (And Maybe The Best)

By Allison Shoemaker May 30th, 2018 Read More
AOL Trolls Internet With Recipe For Watermelon Pizza

By Kate Bernot May 30th, 2018 Read More
Brits Are Stealing Millions Of Dollars In Groceries By Ringing Everything Up As Carrots

By Kate Bernot May 30th, 2018 Read More
Should You Roast Marshmallows Over Volcanic Lava?

By Kevin Pang May 30th, 2018 Read More
Starbucks Closing 8,000 Stores Tuesday Afternoon For Racial-Bias Training

By Gwen Ihnat May 30th, 2018 Read More
Every U.S President's Favorite Drink, From Bermuda Swizzles To "hot Clear Soup"

By Allison Shoemaker May 29th, 2018 Read More
These Guys Spent The Weekend Dramatically Breaking The World Record For Waffle-Stacking

By Gwen Ihnat May 29th, 2018 Read More
Loud Music May Steer You Toward Unhealthy Food

By Gwen Ihnat May 29th, 2018 Read More
Banning Plastic Straws Is Friendly To The Earth, But Not To People With Disabilities

By Allison Shoemaker May 29th, 2018 Read More
Reigning Hot Dog Eating Champ Has A Hankering For An Old Rivalry

By Allison Shoemaker May 29th, 2018 Read More
What Should I Do With My Mario Batali Cookbooks Now?

By Kevin Pang May 29th, 2018 Read More
If Grill Smoke Is Dangerous Then It's Death By Brats For Me

By Kate Bernot May 29th, 2018 Read More
Supermarket Gets Kids To Eat Veggies By Renaming Them "orange Rockets" And "Dragon Teeth"

By Kate Bernot May 29th, 2018 Read More
This Month In Overturned Trucks: Chicken Feathers, Sausage, Liquid Chocolate

By Kate Bernot May 28th, 2018 Read More
Women Aim To Set World Record For Longest Dinner Table, And For A Charming Reason

By Allison Shoemaker May 25th, 2018 Read More
The Rich Are Worried Their Open Kitchens Are Too Messy So They're Adding Second Kitchens

By Kate Bernot May 25th, 2018 Read More
This Key Lime Pie Story Includes A Ghost And Some Guy Named "Bill Money"

By Allison Shoemaker May 25th, 2018 Read More