News - The Takeout

Senator Marco Rubio Takes Time Out From His Busy Schedule To Defend Chick-Fil-A

By Gwen Ihnat June 14th, 2018 Read More
Texas Is In The Throes Of A Fast-Food Bun Crisis

By Kate Bernot June 14th, 2018 Read More
Here's All The Crazy Shit People Have Tried To Return At Costco

By Kate Bernot June 14th, 2018 Read More
I Refuse To Lose The Battle With My Picky Eater Kid

By Gwen Ihnat June 14th, 2018 Read More
We Declare As A Unified Staff That Loaded Fries Suck

By Kate Bernot June 13th, 2018 Read More
So, "Not See Kola" Exists (Just Say It Out Loud, There You Go)

By Allison Shoemaker June 13th, 2018 Read More
Cheesecake Factory Partially Liable In $4.5-Million Janitor Wage Theft Case

By Gwen Ihnat June 13th, 2018 Read More
Some People Don't Know What IHOP Stands For In The First Place

By Gwen Ihnat June 13th, 2018 Read More
CDC Study: American Toddlers Consume More Sugar Than Is Recommended For Adults

By Kate Bernot June 13th, 2018 Read More
Backflipping-At-The-Nightclub FBI Agent Charged With Second-Degree Assault

By Gwen Ihnat June 13th, 2018 Read More
In-N-Outs Reopen After Mysterious Bun Trouble Closes All Texas Locations

By Kate Bernot June 13th, 2018 Read More
You Can Now Cover Your Fries With "Slime Sauce" Ketchup

By Allison Shoemaker June 13th, 2018 Read More
IHOP Is Now IHOB, An International House Of Burgers

By Kevin Pang June 13th, 2018 Read More
Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown Will Remain On Netflix For The Foreseeable Future

By Gwen Ihnat June 12th, 2018 Read More
KFC U.K.'s New Goal: Vegetarian Fried Chicken

By Gwen Ihnat June 12th, 2018 Read More
Vegan Meals At U.K. Supermarkets Found To Contain Traces Of Mysterious Meat

By Kate Bernot June 12th, 2018 Read More
Banana Costume Ruling Results In Split Decision

By Allison Shoemaker June 12th, 2018 Read More
Salmonella Outbreak Linked To Melon Spreads To 8 States

By Gwen Ihnat June 12th, 2018 Read More
Great News, You Can Now Buy Whiskey Flavored With Beaver Secretion

By Allison Shoemaker June 12th, 2018 Read More
Florida City Now Allows Ban On Beer Sales During Hurricanes, Just When People Need It Most

By Kate Bernot June 12th, 2018 Read More
Report: More Millennials Drinking It Up At Home Because Going Out Is "too Much Effort"

By Gwen Ihnat June 12th, 2018 Read More
Study: Offices Are Minefields Of Empty Calories

By Kate Bernot June 12th, 2018 Read More
Man Reportedly Kicked Out Of Indianapolis Restaurant For Wearing Cross Necklace

By Gwen Ihnat June 11th, 2018 Read More
New Germy Thing To Be Terrified Of In Your Kitchen: The Tea Towel

By Gwen Ihnat June 11th, 2018 Read More
Domino's Offers To Fix Your Town's Pothole Epidemic

By Kate Bernot June 11th, 2018 Read More
Country Time To Help Defend Kids From Monsters Who Shut Down Lemonade Stands

By Gwen Ihnat June 11th, 2018 Read More
Benevolent God Gives Us Tara Lipinski And Johnny Weir-Hosted Food Network Show

By Kate Bernot June 11th, 2018 Read More