News - The Takeout

Public Canneries Are In Desperate Need Of Preservation

By Kate Bernot August 20th, 2018 Read More
Young Alpaca Dies After Total Moron Repeatedly Feeds It Junk Food

By Kate Bernot August 20th, 2018 Read More
What We Learned When My Kids Packed Me Lunch For (Almost) A Week

By Gwen Ihnat August 19th, 2018 Read More
Everyone Is Wonderful In This Story About A 101-Year-Old Celebrating Her Birthday At Taco Bell

By Allison Shoemaker August 17th, 2018 Read More
Girl Scouts Will Debut A New Cookie For The 2019 Sales Season

By Gwen Ihnat August 17th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Samantha Bee Pulls A Guy Fieri To Show How Restaurants Depend On Immigrants

By Gwen Ihnat August 17th, 2018 Read More
Cans Of Wine Are On The Rise And Can Get You Very, Very Drunk

By Gwen Ihnat August 17th, 2018 Read More
Mexican Authorities Stop Restaurant From Selling $26 Tarantula Taco

By Kevin Pang August 17th, 2018 Read More
Mystery Of Chipotle Food Poisoning Outbreak May Have Been Solved

By Gwen Ihnat August 17th, 2018 Read More
Beer Mile Runner Breaks Own World Record, Then Gets Disqualified For Not Drinking Enough

By Allison Shoemaker August 17th, 2018 Read More
Blathering Egg White Omelet Tucker Carlson Says America Owns The Taco

By Allison Shoemaker August 17th, 2018 Read More
Should Elementary Schools Ban Fast Food During School Hours?

By Gwen Ihnat August 17th, 2018 Read More
Hero Beer Deliverymen Help Talk Man Off Ledge With 12 Pack

By Kevin Pang August 17th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Wrap Up Your Summer By Bingeing The Gorgeous Ladies of GLOW

By Gwen Ihnat August 16th, 2018 Read More
TIL There's A German Word For How It Feels When You're Champagne Drunk

By Allison Shoemaker August 16th, 2018 Read More
Carrot Reunites Woman With Long-Lost Ring

By Allison Shoemaker August 16th, 2018 Read More
In-N-Out Sends Pun-Filled Cease-And-Desist To Brewery Planning In-N-Stout Beer

By Allison Shoemaker August 16th, 2018 Read More
So A Bear Walks Into A Liquor Store...

By Gwen Ihnat August 16th, 2018 Read More
8,000 Baseball Fans Recreated Animal House Food Fight During Game

By Allison Shoemaker August 16th, 2018 Read More
Flip-Flop-Wearing Man Survives 6 Days In Wilderness By Eating Berries And Bees

By Gwen Ihnat August 16th, 2018 Read More
Weedkiller Found In Popular Kids' Breakfast Foods

By Gwen Ihnat August 16th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: Read The Insane, Drunken, Wild History Of Four Loko

By Gwen Ihnat August 15th, 2018 Read More
Brooklyn Running Out Of Oat Milk

By Gwen Ihnat August 15th, 2018 Read More
Scientists Find World's Oldest Beer, And It's Not In The Back Of My Fridge Somehow

By Allison Shoemaker August 15th, 2018 Read More
Germany Is Running Out Of Beer Bottles

By Gwen Ihnat August 15th, 2018 Read More
Lunch Ladies Accused Of Skimming Nearly $500,000 From School Cafeterias

By Gwen Ihnat August 15th, 2018 Read More
Joy To The World, The Aldi Wine Advent Calendar Is Coming To The U.S.

By Allison Shoemaker August 15th, 2018 Read More