News - The Takeout

North Dakota Little Caesars Has Handed Out 142,000 Slices Of Pizza To Needy People

By Gwen Ihnat October 11th, 2018 Read More
Cheating Scandal Rocks Wine World's Prestigious Master Sommelier Exam

By Kate Bernot October 11th, 2018 Read More
Milwaukee Man Still Clinging To Free Burger He Won In 1987

By Kate Bernot October 11th, 2018 Read More
Can Anybody Find Meeeeeee... A Slice Of This Freddie Mercury Cake?

By Allison Shoemaker October 11th, 2018 Read More
Conspiracy Theories Abound after DiGiorno Frozen Pizzas Spotted Near Little Caesars' Kitchen

By Gwen Ihnat October 11th, 2018 Read More
The Pepper Shaker On Your Restaurant Table Is Really Gross

By Gwen Ihnat October 11th, 2018 Read More
America Has Crowned Its Fastest, Most Accurate Pizzamaker

By Kate Bernot October 11th, 2018 Read More
Taco Bell's New Party Packs Let You Order A Dozen Tacos For You And Your "Friends"

By Allison Shoemaker October 11th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: This Spotify Playlist Could Help You Do CPR

By Gwen Ihnat October 10th, 2018 Read More
I Am Against Dunking Chocolate Chip Cookies In Milk

By Kate Bernot October 10th, 2018 Read More
Nearly Everything We Think We Know About Chocolate Chips Is A Lie

By Aimee Levitt October 10th, 2018 Read More
Hot Dog Shop's Suggestive Shirts Have Customers Clutching Their Pearls

By Kate Bernot October 10th, 2018 Read More
Starbucks Will Now Offer Subsidized Childcare Benefits For All Employees

By Gwen Ihnat October 10th, 2018 Read More
TIL Ben & Jerry's Has A Spoooooooky Flavor Graveyard

By Allison Shoemaker October 10th, 2018 Read More
College Republicans Threaten To Sue Bar That Wouldn't Host "Beers 4 Brett" Event

By Allison Shoemaker October 10th, 2018 Read More
LeBron James Lets His Kids Drink Wine—would You?

By Gwen Ihnat October 10th, 2018 Read More
Pei Wei Is Latest Food Chain To Be A Dick On The Internet

By Kate Bernot October 10th, 2018 Read More
Tom Brady Brainwashed Rob Gronkowski Into His Diet Cult

By Kate Bernot October 10th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: The Key To Eating Less When Dining Out Might Be As Simple As Doggy Bags

By Kate Bernot October 9th, 2018 Read More
Couple Gets Rum Drunk, Buys Hotel

By Allison Shoemaker October 9th, 2018 Read More
Pizza Chain Commissions Survey for "America's Favorite Food" And You'll Absolutely Guess What Won

By Gwen Ihnat October 9th, 2018 Read More
Total Dunce Steals Almost $25K Worth Of Tequila, Tries To Sell It On Social Media

By Allison Shoemaker October 9th, 2018 Read More
Wait, Kids Can Order UberEats For School Lunch?

By Kate Bernot October 9th, 2018 Read More
Pizza Hut And Cinnabon Combine Forces To Make Home Cinnamon-Roll Delivery A Reality

By Gwen Ihnat October 9th, 2018 Read More
Washington State Moves To Ban All Marijuana Gummies And Hard Candies

By Kate Bernot October 9th, 2018 Read More
The California Wine Industry Is Worried About "smoke Taint" From Wildfires

By Allison Shoemaker October 9th, 2018 Read More
Florida Woman Arrested For reenacting Dirty Dancing in Wine Store

By Kate Bernot October 9th, 2018 Read More