Can Anybody Find Meeeeeee... A Slice Of This Freddie Mercury Cake?

Christine McConnell, an author, artist, baker, photographer, and the star of the upcoming Netflix series The Curious Creations Of Christine McConnell, was asked by 20th Century Fox to make a cake. The occasion: the birthday of Freddie Mercury, the subject of the studio's forthcoming film Bohemian Rhapsody. She did so. Do yourself a favor and scroll through below.

We'd like to address this cake directly. To wax rhapsodic, if you will.

Buddy you're a cake, yeah a big cakeWith a little crown, gonna be a great snack somedayYou got Freddie's faceRight on your faceWith super pretty icing all over the placeSingin'

We will we will eat youWe will we will eat you

Buddy you're a young cake tall cakeVictoria sponge, headed to a fancy par-tayYou got roses in placeA fancy baseWith little tiny dots all over the place!

We can't we can't eat you(Sing it!)Beca-u-u-u-se we're not we're not famous

Buddy you're a nice cake, sweet cakeYour white chocolate bust gonna getChewed to pieces someday Sunglasses in placeRight on that faceWish we could rhyme that with bouillabaisse

We wish we could eat you(Sing it!)Fox please send a sample(No, seriously!)Someone soon will eat you!We are super jealous!

Alright!

The Curious Creations Of Christine McConnell premieres on Netflix tomorrow, October 12.