News - The Takeout

Last Call: Netflix Will Debut An Entire Series About Dogs, Called Dogs

By Kate Bernot November 15th, 2018 Read More
Holy Molé: A Beginner's Guide To Mexico's Heaven-Sent Sauce

By Jesse Valenciana November 14th, 2018 Read More
Keurig Tests Cocktail-Pod Machine For Those Who Can't Be Bothered To Mix A Gin And Tonic

By Gwen Ihnat November 14th, 2018 Read More
What Constitutes "Stealing" From A Breakfast Buffet?

By Gwen Ihnat November 14th, 2018 Read More
Sad Excuse For Birthday Cake, Or Late 20th-Century Minimalist Art?

By Kate Bernot November 14th, 2018 Read More
Florida Woman Kicked Out Of Red Lobster Then Steals Red Lobster

By Kevin Pang November 14th, 2018 Read More
Starbucks Is Cutting 5 Percent Of Its Corporate Workforce

By Gwen Ihnat November 14th, 2018 Read More
Sugar-Monitoring Group Goes After "Freakshakes" That Contain Over 1,000 Calories

By Gwen Ihnat November 13th, 2018 Read More
Δεν το πιστεύω! Halloumi Cheese Shortage Looms

By Allison Shoemaker November 12th, 2018 Read More
Utah Will Start Lab Testing Beers To Make Sure They're Under 4 Percent Alcohol

By Kate Bernot November 12th, 2018 Read More
Inject Every Centenarian Taco Bell Birthday Party Story Directly Into Our Veins

By Allison Shoemaker November 12th, 2018 Read More
Idris Elba Opened A Cocktail Bar In London, Let's Price Check Flights To Heathrow

By Allison Shoemaker November 12th, 2018 Read More
This Chick-Fil-A Box Hack Will Moderately Improve Your Driving-While-Nuggeting

By Kate Bernot November 12th, 2018 Read More
Fate Of PBR Hangs In The Balance As Pabst Sues MillerCoors

By Kate Bernot November 12th, 2018 Read More
Salt Grinders Are Bullshit, And Other Lessons From Growing Up In The Spice Trade

By Caitlin PenzeyMoog November 12th, 2018 Read More
Pork Roll Is New Jersey's Treasured Bacon B-Side

By Danielle Guercio November 11th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: One Hour Of Pure Japanese Funk!

By Gwen Ihnat November 11th, 2018 Read More
Last Call: How Early Is Too Early For Holiday Music?

By Gwen Ihnat November 9th, 2018 Read More
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like We'll Never Get An Aldi Wine Advent Calendar

By Allison Shoemaker November 9th, 2018 Read More
Oh Snap, Papa John's Franchisees Are Lawyering Up

By Gwen Ihnat November 9th, 2018 Read More
Prince Charles Drives A Car That (Sorta) Runs On White Wine

By Allison Shoemaker November 9th, 2018 Read More
Woman Walks Out Of CVS With Nearly 6-Foot-Long Receipt For 3 Items

By Gwen Ihnat November 9th, 2018 Read More
Burger King Says Former Employee's Cockroach-In-Burger Claim Is A Whopper Of A Tale

By Allison Shoemaker November 9th, 2018 Read More
Pringles Thanksgiving Chips Sell Out In 41 Minutes, Now Running $150 On eBay

By Gwen Ihnat November 9th, 2018 Read More
British Gentleman Doth Protest Plonkers Who Call Chamomile Tea "Tea"

By Kevin Pang November 8th, 2018 Read More
Nicest Pub In England Offers Free Christmas Dinner For Lonely Elderly Folks

By Gwen Ihnat November 8th, 2018 Read More
Cheers, At Least Georgia's Brunch Bills Passed

By Allison Shoemaker November 8th, 2018 Read More